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HonkyTonkWoman

@ HonkTonkWoman @lemm.ee

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  • I need pics of fat tigers to send to my mom. she hates pics of fat tigers and every few months I send her a bunch.

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  • Here’s a really disturbing Garfield you can mix in for some variety:

  • What's going on with the wicked movie being a PR disaster

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  • NSFW

    Should I buy it?

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  • It’s meant to be more of a modest message of hope.

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    Should I buy it?

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  • “Buy a douchenozzle, don’t be a douchenozzle” - the greatest lesson humanity will ever learn.

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  • Don’t want to send up a flare unnecessarily, but I used to see that patterning on machines with dead logic boards.

    My last 17” MBP did that shortly before the board died completely & left me s.o.l. If you’re still under warranty or AC, maybe worth getting it checked?

    I am not certain if this would be an issue with M-Series machines. If anyone knows for sure, I’d appreciate any info.

  • Well...

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  • Oh, believe me Ive known for a while now. Your mother has one fine oose.

  • Shenandoah Valley Oct 16

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  • Not sure where this shot was taken but…

    A lil further south, you can find similar views, overlooking Washington & Jefferson National Forest, from Lovers’ Leap & 12 O’Clock Knob.

  • 6 November 2024

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  • I didn’t either, but it’s apparently a boating term that means to raise the bow of the boat by adjusting the boats trim.

    I guess this can also be done by overloading the rear of the boat? I know some boats have bladders on either side of the rear of the boat, called ballasts, that do this.

    This is from a comment on this cartoon, in the farside archive:

    "Trim is simply the running angle of the boat as it makes way in the water; when we adjust the trim, we raise or lower the bow (the front of the boat)."

  • Fight on French train involving axe and samurai sword leaves 4 students wounded, including one victim with hand cut off

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  • It’s just a lil seepage, I’m sure the teen’ll be just fine. Everyone has at least a few brain cells leak out & drip down their ear… in some cultures it’s considered a right of passage!

  • Anon rizzes up a girl

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  • It’s like the cooties… the key ring is the equivalent of “circle circle dot dot now you’ve had your cooties shot” because today’s youth are spoiled.

    The times have surely changed. Kids and their fancy ass key rings… all I got was a titty twister & a loogey in the palm.

  • uhhhhhh.

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  • This is the next image in my timeline after this post & your comment. Please tell me this is the next panel:

  • She must be unhinged

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  • “I come with the stench of pre-bottled blood of the new born on my breath, & enough peyote to last until the rapture! Now where’s that lil dude? Need somebody to light my fire!”

  • Man caught on video removing, ripping up Harris-Walz signs outside Raleigh early voting site

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  • I don't care if Tuesday's fucking ugly

    and Wednesday’s worse

    Thursday, Friday, no remorse

    Monday we’ll all fall apart

    Tuesday, Wednesday, realize we all smell like farts

    Oh, Thursday doesn't even start…

    It’s Friday, I’m in love still fucking glad I voted

  • For one thing, I'm guessing they knew that the Great Pyramid isn't a prison for a giant octopus.

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  • I think there’s a giant chicken in there. Makes the most sense, if you really think about it.

  • I just need to keep it steady

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  • noo… you’re not moving the wire right. You have to move it back left when it does that & then hit the ff button twice.

    fuckinghingworksjuatfinedroveacrossthreedamncountiestofindafyckinradioshack25goddamndollarsassholewouldnttakediscover

    See. Told you it works!

    shitbirdbettersitstillandnotjostlethatdamnwireifuckinlovethissong

  • Hard-Ons and Henry Rollins - Let There Be Rock [1990]

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  • Henry Rollins stared in a remake of The Chase, the 1966 Brando film.

    Not a great film, but Rollins is pretty decent in it. He has a fun lil side plot with Flea & Anthony Kiedis, who play a pair of red necks in a jacked up bronco.

    Should choose to check out, watch the post credits scene to see Charlie dressed as a Clown, mocking his father & Brando’s performances from Apocalypse Now.

    One of the most underrated post credit bits of randomness out there…

  • You've heard of Elf on a Shelf, now get ready for...

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  • Looks like a cute lil poop Cousin Itt left behind…

  • I just need to keep it steady

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  • Yup! I have a drawer of these things because my brother & I used to fight over them. Still use one in my dad’s truck when I steal it from him.

    Leave those air pods in your pockets kids. Nothing brings the heat like the annoying clacking of the auto reverse on a cassette deck, constantly trying to flip over a cassette that doesn’t flip, while matching the rhythm of your current jam.

  • Take that, atheists

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  • Unintended Implication: non-Christian babies are less likely to be hurled.

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    Sleepy Orange Coming in for a Landing

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    Blue Dasher Dragonfly

  • FoodPorn @lemmy.world
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    Venison Steaks for Father’s Day

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    Eastern Black Swallowtail

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    Neoregelia - Produces A Single Flower Before Beginning To Die

  • Alternative Nation: The Fediverse's Alternative and Indie Music Community @lemmy.world
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    Mark Lanegan Band - Quiver Syndrome

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    Anybody need a Bambi? I can get you a Bambi.

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    Nappin’

  • Mycology @mander.xyz
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    Dog Vomit Slime Mold?

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    Five Fed Up Faces (…with an itch to kill the king)

  • BeeButts @lemmy.world
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    Bumble Butt

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    Luna Moth

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    Oopsie Poopsie Rule

  • Nature's Patterns - the beauty in the details @lemmy.world
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    Orchid Patterns

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    Beaver Moon Rising over St. George Island, FL

  • Bats @lemmy.world
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    Poor Lil Friend Bonked Out

  • birding @lemmy.world
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    Herons - Black-Crowned Night & Great Blue

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    Zebra Swallowtail Hanging on Tight

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
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    I strog’ it to the east, I strog’ it to the west, I strog’ it to the beef I love the best…

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    Google’s Got Dad Jokes…