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@ Hope @lemmy.world

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Here's where I'd put my pronouns IF I HAD ANY

Software engineer, massive computer science nerd, sucks at video games, lived all across the US. Former conservative turned total leftist.

Trying out the name Hope.

  • Metric system? Pffft....

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  • Soda is generally sold in 2L bottles here, with single liter bottles growing in popularity. Alcohol is usually sold by the ml, though in units like "fifth" and "handle."

    Milk though, milk is sold in half-pints (not sure why they don't write cup), pints, quarts, half-gallon, or gallon. I like to pretend a quart is a shrinkflated liter though.

  • Ready or Naut

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  • This made me sad and now my day is ruined.

  • It's tax season and my parents don't really feel like paying this... Alright Lemmy, what should they do? 👀

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  • Are they able to itemize and take a larger deduction due to the increase in SALT limits? And all of the information entered is correct, and the amount owed matched what, e.g. a calculator like Smart Asset says?

    Err, I mean, have they tried claiming that you are 7 people, your sister is a clergymen, and your brother was wounded in Vietnam?

  • Heart of Darkness

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  • I had to take an ethics class for my CS degree. I mostly trolled the professor.

  • One more invasive species bro just one more

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  • That's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.

  • I wish I could...

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  • I'd probably convince her to register x.com and create a payment platform on it. I feel like if that one guy never did that the world would be a better place.

  • Google Fiber will be sold to private equity firm and merge with cable company

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  • My prior city ran a survey on whether they should build out fiber to the homes around the city, since they were building their own fiber infrastructure anyway. Despite the city saying it would be cheaper and faster than the existing 0 or 1 options people had, my fellow residents cried communism and the city government scrapped the idea. Infuriating.

  • Crazy loops

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  • Fun? fact, Hitler supposedly had a portrait of Henry Ford behind his desk!

  • xkcd #3211: Amperage

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  • I think that's the joke, especially since the alt text asks about getting melted copper off the carpet.

  • what exactly are they teaching in schools?

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  • Maybe they're unrelated events, and they're questioning their gender 🤨

    In related news, when my older sister told our younger brother she was pregnant, he was very excited to be a grandpa.

  • i need sleep

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  • It has a 60Hz electric waveform in, and it produces visible light, which is in part a ~500THz wave.

  • Avril Lavigne - Complicated

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  • I was playing Heads Up with my family. The answer was Avril Lavigne and I gave the clue, "Oh! Um! I love her!"

  • Compliance

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  • The ones who say that are for government tyranny when it's the tyrants they like in power.

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  • Yes, and there's actually some interesting results from this too. Pain medicine marketed as targeting specific pains, such as headaches or toothaches, are often just generic ibuprofen or acetaminophen, but there is some evidence that the pain medicine will be more effective if you believe it is targeting your specific pain. So whenever my wife wants an Advil I always tell her that it's a special Advil that is for whatever specific thing she complained about.

  • JD Vance's white beard

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  • Men with beards* tend to only eat out other men.

  • rough rule

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  • My sister keeps making my siblings do this and when Bard (gemini) came out she kept making it talk about marrying us should I be worried

  • Gen-X rule

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  • The Costco multivitamins have the faintest hint of the smell and taste of those old vitamins, and it always gives me a rush of nostalgia.

  • 2025-12-16

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  • They have the rounded bodies like east coast daddy long legs (harvestmen), but eight legs like the west coast daddy long legs (cellar spiders)? I'm beginning to think this Far Side comic isn't that accurate

  • Adafruit: Arduino’s Rules [New ToS] Are ‘Incompatible With Open Source’

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  • Intel kinda did for a while there, though they're recovering. (Completely lost corporate direction led to the share price halving)

  • Funny: Home of the Haha @lemmy.world
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    I found this awful pun too funny and I'm sorry

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    I used a Ruler and bought the wrong size pipe fitting at first

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    I Rule what I'm told

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    Prove you're human rule

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    Laundry sorting rule

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    Ugly car rule

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    I understand neither who I am nor the Rule

  • memes @lemmy.world
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    Stop the greatest threat to our survival