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  • You just bought it? Well I've got news for you. It's going to start nagging you about ink cartridges in a couple months. Yes even laser printers do this. I thought just like you when I bought a laser printer that I had escaped the ink cartridge nightmare. Nope.

  • I love sleeping too. My dreams are always therapeutic and healing and happy and feel good and amazing

  • Exactly.

  • LOL Texans think their state is larger than the largest planet in our solar system.

  • Doctor overboard!

  • I like that when it's spelled as two separate words it means a room full of balls

  • I sure hope his surviving loved ones earn a million royalty dollars every time he is memed.

  • Dreaming.Excellent source of entertainment for poor people.

  • You fucking whore cheater skank, sing this song I wrote about you being a whore cheater skank.

  • Are people still out there buying new ink cartridges every time they need to print something? I was sick of that s*** in 2019 and returned my printer to Costco and I'm never buying another printer again.

  • And if that scam will never go away, I just want to know who is on the earning end of that scam, and how can I become that person.

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    Few places nowadays is it legal to lay around & do whatever you want outdoors, usually getting cited for loitering or something. Thank goodness for beaches, we're mostly free here.

  • Not interesting. @lemmy.world

    The way this rock is in the sand casting a shadow looks like an upside down heart

  • Admit it, you went back to read it again then reenacted the finger gesture.

  • Everyone within range of health potion explosion instantly cured of all maladies.

  • Yeah we have tons of empty beachfront parking lots around here too because people don't want to pay to park. Instead people park their cars up along the local streets. And even if you do pay to park there, the law requires the lot to be empty by 7pm, so nobody wants to fucking park there even if they pay. Beachfront parking lots are a tragic waste of nature space.

  • OMG yes. Someone please kill that song.

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.ca

    When & why did the word "muff" become a crass euphemism for a woman's crotch area?

  • Personal Finance @lemmy.ml

    What's the difference between an APR and interest rate?

  • "Losing my Religion" by REM. It's what fingernails on a chalkboard sound like if the music industry made us listen to it over & over again in grocery stores.

  • They were required to get that haircut, then 3 years later they were forbidden from getting that haircut?

  • That depends. If I eat "prosperity" with the goal of becoming prosperous, will I become prosperous? Or will I just digest it & poop it out?

  • We just want them to give us their houses.

  • Oddly Satisfying @lemmy.world

    Pump clicked off finished filling at exactly $100! So satisfying. (Notwithstanding high fuel prices, c'est la vie)

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.ca

    Are the conflicts in Israel-Palestine & Iran related? Or are they two separate things?

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.ca

    Do you remember this surfing, tuxedo, beer-drinking, flag-wielding Zucky video that was circulating? It's ai, right?

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.ca

    Do vehicles with front wheel drive have a tighter turning radius than an identical vehicle with AWD?

  • Just Post @lemmy.world

    The way these two different YouTube thumbnails are aligned. (I wish I could come up with a funnier title.)

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    The English language is peculiar.

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    In the context of celebrities announcing a new thing they're releasing, what does "soft launch" vs "hard launch" mean exactly? 🤔

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    If you're sexually frustrated & can rarely find a mate & decide to live a life of "nofap," what are the effects that buildup of sexual frustration has?

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    It's easier to eat salad with chopsticks than with a fork.