I love DP
I honestly assumed this license plate was cool AF
Boxing day nightmare
No regerts
You don't want to sell me deathsticks...
Winner takes all
God's will be done!
Lost n found
Your reputation precedes you
Motivational posters
Device loosely hanging on my main water line in basement
Texas MashHouse
Makegg gregg eggain
A breath of fresh air
The respiratory system uses osmosis to interlace caffeine in the digestive system through your midi-chlorines
End of year bonus
I'm in this picture and I don't like it.
Gringos out here wilin'
Really?!
A message from blonde & blue-eyed Gringo Jesus
A-men > amendment
Dodge Monday, drown on Tuesday
My cat brought one of these home when we lived in central America. I had no idea what it was, and I was terrified - I refused to believe the internet when they told me they were harmless and not venomous. It was a scary looking little alien.
The one pictured is much more open and spread out. Obviously getting carried in a cat's mouth would put a tiny little creature like this in defense mode - mine was much more compact and I didn't realize it was a spider / scorpion. Edit: the body was probably 3in/7cm long, a little shorter than credit card cut into an oval.