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  • Toot

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  • Me, over fifty, and my doctor actually wants to give me a toot canal. (Colonoscopy)

  • I am an atheist but I'll stand with anyone "hell bent" on doing good.

  • He only drinks Brawndo. It's got electrolytes!

  • Nirvana shirts, amongst other Gen-X staples, are often sold in Target, Five Below, and Old Navy for cheap.

  • Dollar about to fully nosedive.

  • While unironically wearing this t-shirt.

  • When I was a kid, the LA skiline was invisible. Hidden under a thick layer of smog. You love to see it...literally.

  • NYT archive:

    https://archive.li/9ccj7

    Under federal law, the government may ask a court to strip the citizenship of people who obtained it fraudulently — for instance, by entering into a sham marriage or by withholding information about their past that would have made them ineligible.

    Ok. That seems sensible.

    Some who commit crimes may also be denaturalized.

    No. That's bullshit. It would be very easy to come up with bullshit charges for anyone you don't want around. No naturalized citizen would be able to protest.

  • Title.

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  • Honestly, for me...

  • Old World has been in my backlog forever. I really need to give it a go.

  • The dozing is real, the photois fake for no good reason.

  • I watched the video. Sadly, the photo has been doctored unnecessarily. He definitely nodded off while the CEO of Regeneron was talking, but his head never tilted that way. Its an unfortunate decision because it gives MAGA something to point to and call it all "fake news".

  • Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, X-Lube?

    The stuff is amazing, a bottle makes a ton, and as long as you use distilled water, a batch will keep for a long time.

  • EDIT: replied in to the wrong comment.

  • I was a member of a private, country club, gym some years ago. It had really nice showers and an excellent steam room. So many blow jobs and hand jobs in the mornings there.

    I have to admit that it was a nice setup. Get up early, hit the gym, get a little release, shave, clean up, and get breakfast with a good and complimentary coffee before leaving, all before work.

    I always wondered what sort of shenanigans "the country club house wives" got up to in there all day.

  • Taco Bell's biggest issue, I think, was that its outbreak happened during the Internet era. Jack In The Box's outbreak literally killed people, but it happened in the early nineties, so it eventually faded from memory.

  • Nice try, nosferatu.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Your parents in 640x480 glory.

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    YOU SHOULD KNOW RULE

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    I DON'T WANNA rule

  • Marathon @lemmy.ml

    Is it weird that I just like to Rook?

  • Fuck AI @lemmy.world

    AI is struggling to take our jobs

  • News @lemmy.world

    Forest Service to undergo ‘sweeping restructuring,’ close all regional offices

    wildfiretoday.com /forest-service-to-undergo-sweeping-restructuring-close-all-regional-offices/
  • rpg @ttrpg.network

    Free League Expands Open Game License Across Five RPGs and Multiple Languages

    freeleaguepublishing.com /community-content/free-tabletop-licenses/
  • Marathon @lemmy.ml

    Dussapointed by lack of GeForce Now support

  • Music @lemmy.world

    Daniel Johnston - Walking the Cow

    music.youtube.com /watch
  • The Eternal Playlist @crazypeople.online

    Fever Ray - "The Lake" (2026)

  • Videos @lemmy.ml

    LRADs - A Benn Jordan short

  • News @lemmy.world

    3 US service members killed, 5 wounded, CENTCOM says

    abcnews.com /International/live-updates/iran-live-updates-israel-launches-preemptive-strike-iran
  • Marathon @lemmy.ml

    How feasible is it to play mute solo?

  • lemmy.ml meta @lemmy.ml

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  • Linux @lemmy.ml

    "The Internet Was Weeks Away From Disaster and No One Knew" - Veritasium

  • News @lemmy.world

    McConnell Stalls Trump’s Election Overhaul Bill as Republicans Fume

    newrepublic.com /post/206864/mcconnell-trump-election-overhaul-bill-save-america-act
  • Playing Tabletop Roleplaying Games Alone @ttrpg.network

    Midnight Muscadines (Solo+)

  • Gaming @beehaw.org

    Hideki Sato, designer of all Sega’s consoles, has died

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    Underrated take from Kirk