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Jonnyprophet

@ Jonnyprophet @lemmy.world

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  • What is that one software that you are using for 10 years and still loving it?

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  • VLC...

    Legen (wait for it)..... dary.

  • Hey Lemmy, what's your favorite poem?

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  • Hey Lemmy, what's your favorite poem?

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  • Came here to find this.

  • Funny @sh.itjust.works
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    Parked out by the Lake ... A real country burner (slow burner)

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  • I've been amazed that these rules (almost laws) have stood up... But human nature, alas. The golden rule? Idk. If you don't have anything nice to say....

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  • What is your favorite quote, proverb, or piece of wisdom?

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  • What do you think is the worst human invention?

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  • Leaded gasoline is an Amazing answer. Fuck. Take my UpDoot.

  • Trump deportation surge left Texas with shortage of home builders. Now Republican wants completely new visa to fix that

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  • You're a bot.

    So prove US or STFU.

  • @lemmy.ml @a.gup.pe

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  • Sir Terry was clever, especially with nomenclature. Lupine Wonse, if taken in its roots... Could mean Lupine- Wolf or Doglike... Wonce- Old Eng. for "once. Once was a dog/wolf... Or Always will be a dog/wolf.

    A good name for a sneaky, controller of people.

    And thank you. Your insightfulness is what made me search for the translations/roots of these names and helps me realize how clever Sir Terry actually was, at all turns.

  • Discworld @lemmy.ml
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    Greebo... (Translated)

  • "Earning a living"

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  • It's crazy how expensive it is to be alive.

  • We are not reading old public domain books because it's not profitable

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  • Notice this in audiobooks. Librivox does a great job, but they're volunteers and the quality is sub par. I enjoy old books, public domain .. but they are not pushed. Because, as you say... There is no money in it.

    Wanna find the bad guy? #FollowTheMoney

  • There is a end to this story

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  • I'm here for you.(Keeps pulling) You make boss memes.

    "DONT GIVE UP ARTAX! (Cries a bit til I meet the big turtle)

  • “Don't talk unless you can improve the silence.”

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  • If you meet a great swordsman, show him your sword.

    If you meet a man who is not a great poet, remain silent.

  • Trump says U.S. will impose new tariffs on heavy trucks, drugs and kitchen cabinets

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  • It's like you can hear D.T. hanging with his rich buddies...

    "You know, Im thinking of getting into the kitchen cabinet making business, but I don't think I'll be able to turn a profit with all the competition."

    "Here, hold the bong and let me make some calls."

  • What is the most obscure fact you know?

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    This symbol, the ampersand, used to have equal status with letters of the alphabet and was stuck at the end after Z.

    That's how it got its name. People would say "X,Y,Z, and, per se, And". (And "sort of" an and). Thus, "And per se And" became Ampersand.

  • I'm ready for spooky

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  • Shhh, eating my 'Mato and Mayer sandwich. Mmmm.

  • What things do you tell yourself about yourself inside of your own head?

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  • Awesome. Own that shit.

  • What things do you tell yourself about yourself inside of your own head?

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  • Genius. You are an amazing person. Reminds me of a Kurt Vonnugut quote....

    "Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies-"God damn it, you've got to be kind."

  • What's a perfectly bad name for a cat?

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  • (simply shocked nose snorting)

    Wow.

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world
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    Googled "Forrest Trump", was not disappointed.

  • memes @lemmy.world
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    100% ... The quicker men and women figure this out, the happier everyone will be.

  • memes @lemmy.world
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    And he Still lost! Daumn!

  • Science Memes @mander.xyz
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    Come on already, it's the XXI century.

  • HistoryMemes @lemmy.ml
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    I'm the best there's ever been!

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world
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    That's one way to stop em. Go get em, Joe.

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    Hello, dressing. I'm dad.

  • Puns @lemmy.zip
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    Yup

  • Jokes @lemmy.world
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    So there I was on the subway

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
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    YouTube ads have ruined the good, old-fashioned Rick Roll.

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world
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    Oh, Snoopy... You dog. Happy Halloween.

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    Life finds a way

  • Dank Memes @lemmy.world
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    Okay, Karen

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world
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    I think Linus has it figured out

  • Lord of the memes @midwest.social
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    Lord of the Naner