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Ben Hur Horse Race

@ JudahBenHur @lemm.ee

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  • thank you i needed a chuckle

  • oh do not underestimate my ability to complain about the deserved consequences of my bullshit

  • i got to the link and saw it was the onion and breathed a very shallow sigh of relief

  • very stable genius

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  • it effects the entire world pal, just cause its not visibly right outside your front door doesnt mean youre above it

    also, being smug is a shitty look

  • i wish you were wrong so fuckin bad :(

  • im with you.

    i wont ever type /s! a thousand times no

  • thanks for posting this. im outrageously hung over and this made me laugh out loud sitting alone in this restaurant

  • baaack in my day everything was a fucking joke on the internet. now, if someone doesnt write /s everyone's like DUDE come ON I can't believe you'd be so naive!!!!

  • portugal is the business

  • what did I just fucking say I tried to get ahead of this fuckery god DAMN you

  • Yes, I own a full sized (200 liter / 53 gallon) ex-whiskey barrel that I repurposed into a rain water butt (shut the fuck up).

    I bought it off of a local buy-and-sell website for I think €60 and bought a kit to channel rain water from my downspout into it. I then installed a brass spout on the side near the bottom as a tap. I can fill a watering can and water my raised bed plants with it even in droughts when watering plants with the hose is forbidden

  • meeee toooo

  • oui, merci

  • yes.. well, its about this guy, you know? his name is ben hur, and his childhood friend from rome comes back to and ben hur wont help him take over his homeland. then tiles fall off of this roof and then the roman guy uses it as an excuse to jail ben hur's sister and mother to get him to help, but it only makes him freak out. so, he gets consigned to a slave ship where there's a battle and he saves his captor's life, which endears him to his captor, so the captor takes him back to rome where he ranks up a bit and has high status as a horse racer in the colosseum. ben hur leaves to go find his old roman buddy and take revenge, and he meets this arab horse trainer (played horribly embarrassingly by a white dude in brown face) and they make friends. ben hur goes back and basically fucks his old slave woman, then challenges the roman dude in a massive horse race where he basically kills him. turns out all this time the mother and sister were in prison they contracted leprosy, so ben hur goes and gets them from the leper colony. jesus is crucified nearby and his blood drips off the cross and cures the mother and sister of leprosy.

    its three and a half hours long. its super campy and over-acted. it used to be on tv when my wife was a kid and now we get high and watch it around easter. its fuckin hysterical..

  • i have a "save webp as" firefox extension that is good as well... sorry no link Im too busy

    peace and love peace and love

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  • yes because there would be billions of people who would be willing to lift my drink to my lips for a sip and and help me dress etc

  • i know :)

    i just wanted to remind you that theyre shooting themselves right in their own uneducated feet

  • its nearly certainly AI that drew the cartridge flying with a white male hand touching it

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