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  • Ideally his grave will be in a landfill in Siberia, not that I would want you to travel that far to piss on his grave, but he does belong in the most remote Siberian landfill.

  • I feel ya. Me too 😄 Fediverse allows us to speak our minds, usually.

  • I'm pretty sure bon Jovi & def Leppard were classified as hard rock. Even though they had some sweet ballads, it was mostly their metal-looking aesthetic that at a glance people might assume metal.

  • DJT will receive the same sentiments after he dies. Soon I hope.

  • What are the odds that someone who enjoys reading & writing as a hobby (forums like Lemmy attract such people), also has the perfect anecdote to accompany OP's comic 🤔 Well-written & detailed & several details seem highly unlikely.

    I sense creative fiction here.

  • Jeez. Even when I was a child in the 1980s I clearly remember that is one of the words we absolutely must never say at an airport. Your dad is somethin' speshul.

  • *their

    And no, silly. They'd use code words.

  • As we all know from the brilliant movie Idiocracy,

    I don't feel like finishing that sentence because I'm tired.

  • It's probably the one currently at $7.30/gallon. And in that area there are probably plenty of people who earn so much that they don't even pay attention to prices.

  • Menlo Park? Current gas prices ranging from $6 to $7.30/gallon

  • "without working??" Wait you lost me. How the hell is someone supposed to live in a $5 million house if they're not working to earn the $5 million to pay for the house?

  • Sniper offed you mid-sentence?

  • That whole era of 1970s movies, I'm pretty sure everyone involved in writing/producing/directing those movies were on some of the wildest recreational drugs.

  • Yeah the price of new cars nowadays is the same price as a whole damn four-bedroom house used to cost.

  • Then why are you worried about hair loss?

  • Could buy a two-bedroom house here in California for a few million.

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.ml

    What video editing software are people using for gaming videos or "reaction" videos in which the camera is on their face while also we see the video they're playing/reacting to?

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.ml

    Have you or anyone you know ever been an hour late/early showing up somewhere the first morning of daylight savings time clock change?

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.ml

    If every human on the planet received an equal comfortable living wage regardless of career, job, vocation, do you think fewer people would choose the jobs we currently consider the highest-paying?

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.ml

    Driving a vehicle, when starting from a dead stop, why does it feel like acceleration is easier & faster when making a left turn, than going straight?

  • ADHD @lemmy.world

    Echolalia

  • Shrinkflation @lemmy.ca

    These used to cost less than half as much as they do now and they used to be twice as big.

  • Too Afraid To Ask @lemmy.ml

    Would you inform hospital staff if you have a contagious virus?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    When someone's telling you something in great detail that you already know about, do you: A) patiently listen and let them finish?

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.ml

    How to buy a late-ish model good condition smartphone without paying $1k+?

  • Just Post @lemmy.world

    Sociopath Elizabeth Holmes is pleading with president Trump for her prison sentence to be commuted. If anyone would ever have mercy on her, of course it would be another fellow sociopath.

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.ml

    Will the undulating dots disappear if K doesn't submit the text?

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.ml

    What video/photo cameras are available that are similar to the functionality of smartphones but are purely just cameras?

  • Just Post @lemmy.world

    I just realized that these two songs: "Superstar" by The Carpenters & "YMCA" by The Village People both start with the same 3 notes but two vastly different genres 😂

  • Just Post @lemmy.world

    Hold me back before I send this text, and if you can think of a more assertive & kind & gentle way to handle these unpredictable annoying yet flattering booty call requests, please tell me.

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml

    Is there an app that fusions driving directions & weather at the same time? I'm driving 600 miles and I want to know where it's not raining along the way. ?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    How much are you willing to inconvenience yourself to save money?

  • Just Post @lemmy.world

    Narcissists, sociopaths, & psychopaths are incapable of feeling embarrassment, sorrow, shame, low self-esteem, remorse, compassion, regret.

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml

    Why are epitaphs on headstones so brief, minimal, and contain little to no biographical information about the deceased?

  • Just Post @lemmy.world

    It just occurred to me that some men who say they enjoy "eating pussy," they only do it long enough to lubricate us...