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  • Yes it was near a watergate, didn't know that it was not fully closed. It was weirdly peaceful and when i woke up I'm already on land

  • Drowning when swimming on the river

  • Me laughing in salaried 9-5 with clock in and clock out. Pay deduction if i forget to do clock in or out even if everyone know i work that day. Got paid 50% less than people who did the same job same position who didn't need to clock in/out.

    I have a shit job and the only thing that keep me going is the job close to where i and my family live so i can check on my sister (found out that she do self harm once and I'm scared to go faraway from her ever since).

    Desperate people make a good cheap employee.

  • Found out that your ex gf favorite boyband member died from lemmyshitpost meme, life is weird

  • Obviously they walk into our missile/s

  • I've been using Pop Os on my Thinkpad X1 Yoga 3rd for about 2 month now. It's great but i have touchscreen problem with touchscreen not working after i left the laptop to sleep/standby

  • It's all the emus plan to take over the world

  • Me chewing the Balrog candy bar trying to swallow it

    My uvula "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

  • Mate this is amazing!, gonna use it as my phone wallpaper

  • Nap

    Jump
  • Rolling on their back: they're exposing their vulnerable stomachs to you as a show of trust. this is not an invitation to touch their stomach

    Too late chief now i have scratches on my hand

  • That cat is actually trying to flip the hand with Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu

  • Are you sure that it's not the duck who copying the orchid? Bird aren't real

  • It's god way to test our faith

  • It's real guys! I have a picture of Biden weather machine in his backyard

  • You see they all different one use / the other use - and ~

    /S

  • You're filled with DETERMINATION.

  • If it was me, i would ask the people there how to retrieve my stuff.... I might get into trouble but hey in this scenario im a police who lose their gun to MRI machine so I'll look stupid either way

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    Is there a way to search post on lemmy?

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    what is the most scure password manager?

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml

    How do you read lemmy Instance?