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  • People, people, there's an easy fix for this.

    When shit gets too expensive, you.....DON'T buy it.

    Buy the essentials to make your weekly meals. But 5 years ago I used to buy SOOOOO much extra shit.

    Soda, chips, cookies, tea, popcorn, on and on and on.

    Then I just stopped. The pandemic started mass inflation. So I said fuck this.

    Now, 2 days ago I see that PepsiCo is lowering their prices, because they're losing money.

    Now for the key to all this.....THAT SHIT WORKS ON LITERALLY EVERY PRODUCT!!!

    Dorittos $7? No buy dorritos.

    Milk $8 dollars a gallon? No buy milk.

    Burger King $18 for one meal? Suck my asshole all the way off with that shit.

    Eventually these companies will either go out of business, and send a message to everyone else, OR they lower their prices, and stop cutting quality.

  • Oh, he just wants to do shots all night!

    checks notes

    .....oh, sorry. He just GETS shot all night! Sorry for the confusion.

  • Are you white?

  • "HUMAN HELP!!! THE COUCH IS EATING MEEEEEE!!!!"

  • It's the yeast of their problems!

  • Hi. I'm not part of this conversation, but I just wanted to say I like your cat!

    .......he could probably smuggle some drugs through the barbed wire.

  • So THATS where dabbing started!

  • "......well dangit! I coulda just reused my dirt!!! Now I gotta go to Lowes, and buy premium dirt!!!! Dangit!"

  • "Well I don't have any water, but you've found wetness"

  • Just Post @lemmy.world

    I'm not smart enough to invent time travel, but I still have some ideas.

  • .........I feel sad. I never had a PSP. To me, the PSP feels like "That new Sony handheld". Then I hear it was released like 25 years ago, and that can't be true.

    So I go look in the mirror, and expect to see my own young babyface. You know people are always saying I look way younger than I am. Constantly getting carded to buy alcohol.....they always think I'm 15!

    But as I look in the mirror, I no longer see the youthful face that would get carded. Instead the old man in the mirror looks more like my father.....if my father had any balls to grow his hair out like a rockstar. But still....it has gone grey. The hairline a slight bit receeded.

    This can't be MY face! Who is this stranger? And then I remember. Years spent wasting my time in a relationship that didn't love me. Years spent in a house filled with rats which I didn't have the authority to exterminate. Years dealing with cancer from living in a rat infested hellhole. Somewhere in all that covid was a thing until it wasn't.

    And now, this face looks back at me, still thinking of the PSP as new, and I only have one question....

    "What the hell is a Vita???"

  • I swear....either I'm stupid, or this site is becoming infested with bots that give nonsensical replies.

    Been happening more and more where I see a reply, and I have no idea what to make of it. This one isn't even words! Just a picture of a sleepy goth jock.

  • Sunset

    Jump
  • ......oh yeah? Well I STILL might eat a bagel later!

  • What I'm hearing is to dig a waist size hole, and then shove your little brother in there.

  • Sooooooooooo.......Lets say 2001 Angelina Jolie and 2001 Halle Barry walk into your room, strip naked, lay on your bed making out with each other.

    You're telling me your reaction would be indifferent/annoyed?

    Like you wouldn't immediately want to jump in???

  • You see that door marked "Pirate"??? Do you think a pirate lives in there???

  • She should put her new porces on her porch. Then amazon delivery people would be at a loss for how to do their job.

  • You come home, and ask why there's a watermellon in your kids bed, and the window open.

    Also, when most people hear "babysitter" they think some 16 year old girl. So instead, hire a 40 year old woman who's looking to make ends meet. That way, after the prank is over, you've still helped someone.

  • On top of that, lets say it were real......why have we not heard of any trial? We sure hear about every little detail from Luigis court proceedings. I remember last month reading they moved which cell he's in.

    Not moving jails. Just "you're in this cell.....well now you're going to that cell over there". That made the news. But the guy who tried to shoot trump just vanishes? The media doesn't mention his name after a day or two.

    Then you got trump sticking his thumbs up over the secret service. You're telling me the guy who IN HIS HEALTHIEST DAYS OF HIS YOUTH dodged a vietnam draft, but in his elderly years is fighting 10 secret servicemen to stick his bloody hand up to give a thumbs up while an active sniper is trying to shoot him???

  • How many attempts are you aware of where the secret service keeps the president elect on the stage during an active shooting?

    He wasn't president elect at that time. He would have been "former president, and likely (but as of the day of shooting unconfirmed) 2024 republican presidental nominee".

    The attack happened in the summer of 2024. Election in November 2024.

  • Comic Books @lemmy.world

    Is there a comic already called "The Crow"?

  • Just Post @lemmy.world

    I really want someone in a press confrence to ask trump what he's going to do about the negative comments from Statler and Waldorf.

  • Fuck AI @lemmy.world

    Just felt like posting something a bit more light hearted.

  • Animal Crossing @lemmy.world

    Time travel opinions

  • Nintendo Gamecube @lemmy.world

    So I used GCMM to move gamecube save files from my Wii to my PC, and then from my PC to my Retroid Pocket Flip 2. This is the result of 20+ years of untouched weed management in Animal Crossing.

  • Nintendo Gamecube @lemmy.world

    Gamecube games have aged amazingly!

  • Playstation 2 @lemmy.world

    What are your favorite PS2 games?

  • Nintendo Gamecube @lemmy.world

    Been a while since this community had some activity. Tell me your favorite Gamecube games!

  • Enshittification @lemmy.world

    They don't even give you the full cookies. Just half size bites. Still charge $8.

  • Stardew Valley @piefed.social

    Stardew Valley 1.7 update.

    www.pcgamer.com /games/life-sim/stardew-valley-1-7-guide/
  • linux4noobs @programming.dev

    PCMan

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Someone should register Lemmy.Worlf, and use it as a URL redirect for Lemmy.World.

  • cats @lemmy.world

    My cat was a coward, but I love her anyways.

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    Do you think Lee Harvey Oswald and Mark David Chapham would be friends?

  • RetroGaming @lemmy.world

    Have you guys played Super Mario Bros Remastered???

  • Fediverse @lemmy.world

    How do I block a community from showing up in "all"?

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world

    Is it possible that none of this is real?

  • Minecraft @lemmy.world

    Why does bedrock exist? Why not make Java on consoles, or if thats not possible, why not make bedrock on PC?

  • Fitness @lemmy.world

    Which pully thingy should I get?