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Hey little guy, I'm just walking through from another timeline where monsters eat truth.

  • I didn't make this. I just stole it and it already had the cum stain.

  • If I understand correctly....Rose way laying on a couch because she didn't feel well. Perry came up and sat on her face. As a result, Rose projectile vomited, likely due to intoxication as well as having an unfamiliar vag shoved in her face. (allegedly)

  • Hugo Boss 1939 collection.

  • I also remember Jenny's number, (867-5309) but I am unsure of the area code.

    I also recall Mike Jones' phone number from 2005, (281-330-8004) which is apparently still his number.

  • Big brain activities!!

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    A handy graphic to bring you up to speed on the Katy Perry/Ruby Rose situation.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    877-CASH-NOW

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Open Carry Loophole

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Biblically accurate resurrection (colorized)

  • I'm not sure but psilocybin was involved.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    And it's now time for everyone's favorite game....

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    [METAMATRIX]

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    You read it in his voice.

  • My whats on whats?

  • Isn't that just ancient Egypt? At any rate, based AF.

  • Lmao @ the cop

  • I also like being kink shamed. (Not a secret)

  • What does that flag represent?

  • Might I suggest a Red Bull?

  • I don't actually mind that. I kinda like that. (secretly)

  • That is our lady of holy grace, Katy Perry.

  • It's super effective!