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Magician [he/him, they/them]

@ Magician @hexbear.net

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  • Stephen Colbert's 'cringe' Joe Biden parody as toilet leaves fans fuming

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  • Denied.

  • Stephen Colbert's 'cringe' Joe Biden parody as toilet leaves fans fuming

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  • I love this website so much.

  • Stephen Colbert's 'cringe' Joe Biden parody as toilet leaves fans fuming

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  • What if I was just unconsciously hoping my pet lib would get a redemption arc?

  • Stephen Colbert's 'cringe' Joe Biden parody as toilet leaves fans fuming

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  • No the fuck we don't.

  • Stephen Colbert's 'cringe' Joe Biden parody as toilet leaves fans fuming

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  • LMAO also, what if they're trying to find a justifiable reason for Biden to win and they throw Colbert to the wolves over this in November?

  • Stephen Colbert's 'cringe' Joe Biden parody as toilet leaves fans fuming

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  • Forcing people back to work during the pandemic didn't do it, taking part in genocide didn't do it, but this skit is what will have Biden remembered as a villain.

  • fed the cows bird doodoo

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  • Real Upton Sinclair hours.

    Also I don't trust any officials of the meat industry, period.

  • i thought of a really funny joke, but i'm not sharing!

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  • A fifteenth type of liberalism.

  • ...and coconut!

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  • Always has been.

  • stephen colbert did a "skibidi biden" bit, it's even worse than it sounds

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  • Couldn't even be clever enough to use SkiBiden Toilet

  • stephen colbert did a "skibidi biden" bit, it's even worse than it sounds

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  • I hate how Colbert introduces this nightmare. And then the video of course references trump.

    "trump is using hitler's language"

    Like it's a warning? It's not meant to be funny - just another thing for libs to remember shitty talking points that barely held to in 2020.

  • So the Neuralink patient's implant is already failing.

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  • Look who studied mouse law!

    Didn't know that was a thing

  • New guy idea: Stereotypical redneck in every way, but instead of believing "The South Will Rise Again", believes "The USSR Will Rise Again".

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  • I already have a thing for redneck guys, so this would help.

  • Removed

    The most not owned person in the history of not owned people (dork loses it over being proved wrong about haircuts in DPRK)

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  • All about aesthetics

  • So the Neuralink patient's implant is already failing.

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  • I would say that if people were set for life in a more humane, egalitarian society, one can choose to opt into experiments without there being financial incentives to ruin informed consent.

    Volunteering in this society with how they treat test subjects (a term that's already loaded as fuck) is letting an unchecked researcher and/or corporation to fuck you up and deny responsibility while waiting you out in court.

  • So the Neuralink patient's implant is already failing.

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  • I'm glad they don't want to touch what they fucked up, but I think this is a case of referring him to actual neurosurgeons to help him mitigate any potential damage at their own expense. They won't because that's admitting fault for litigation purposes, but Jesus that's bad.

  • So the Neuralink patient's implant is already failing.

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  • It's exactly what I expected to happen, but being right isn't always much consolation.

  • So the Neuralink patient's implant is already failing.

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  • I get it, but being disabled to that extent makes you reliant on other people to access resources and information to help you make informed decisions.

    The accident happened while he was a teenager and I can't imagine it's easy to do independent research or evade pressure from peers when you can't just disengage from a Tesla bro who wants to use your condition for clout.

    I hope he figures out and denounces the whole thing, but at this point sunk cost sets in.

  • So the Neuralink patient's implant is already failing.

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  • Or they'll move to a subscription model even though you paid initially for unlimited access to your [vital organ of choice]

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    Magician [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net

    So the Neuralink patient's implant is already failing.

    www.popsci.com /health/neuralink-wire-detachment/
  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    Magician [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net

    I invoke the lathe - Make the Pelosi Clap a viral dance move.

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    Magician [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net

    Now is the Spring of our Diss Content

  • the_dunk_tank @hexbear.net
    Magician [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net

    The efficacy of liberalism in one picture.

  • chat @hexbear.net
    Magician [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net

    It's disturbing how even left-leaning YouTubers try to weave in ad plugs.

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    Magician [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net

    Just remembered this was a thing.

  • doomer @hexbear.net
    Magician [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net

    It just doesn't feel worth it to keep trying.

  • neurodiverse @hexbear.net
    Magician [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net

    How do you know when you're being assertive enough?

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    Magician [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net

    What's with the genre of YouTuber reacting to a previously recorded video of them playing a game?

  • chat @hexbear.net
    Magician [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net

    Is there a place where you can see Biden's policies/platform? I went to his site's faq and only saw information on donating and volunteering.

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    Magician [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net

    Let's hear it for the Pixar Dads

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    Magician [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net

    It's been three years since Biden's inauguration and they've done nothing to incentivize people to vote for him a second time.

  • neurodiverse @hexbear.net
    Magician [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net

    How do you guys deal with relatives who insist on talking on the phone regularly?

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    Magician [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net

    Anthropologist digging through the wreckage: It's the year 2023 and this is our humor.

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    Magician [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net

    Martin Luther review bombed Catholicism because the devs were too heavy-handed with micro-transactions.

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    Magician [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net

    Gay men are stereotyped as being good at interior decorating because the only safe place is home under patriarchy.

  • bloomer @hexbear.net
    Magician [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net

    The idea of a multiverse should be more optimistic than how it's presented.

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    Magician [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net

    Unamericans, did you know every Thanksgiving in the US the president pardons turkeys? (CW - Animal Cruelty)

  • christianity @hexbear.net
    Magician [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net

    Did the angels who fell with Lucifer ever have a clear reason for why they rebelled?