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Magician [he/him, they/them]

@ Magician @hexbear.net

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3 yr. ago

  • Denied.

  • I love this website so much.

  • What if I was just unconsciously hoping my pet lib would get a redemption arc?

  • No the fuck we don't.

  • LMAO also, what if they're trying to find a justifiable reason for Biden to win and they throw Colbert to the wolves over this in November?

  • Forcing people back to work during the pandemic didn't do it, taking part in genocide didn't do it, but this skit is what will have Biden remembered as a villain.

  • Real Upton Sinclair hours.

    Also I don't trust any officials of the meat industry, period.

  • A fifteenth type of liberalism.

  • Always has been.

  • Couldn't even be clever enough to use SkiBiden Toilet

  • I hate how Colbert introduces this nightmare. And then the video of course references trump.

    "trump is using hitler's language"

    Like it's a warning? It's not meant to be funny - just another thing for libs to remember shitty talking points that barely held to in 2020.

  • Look who studied mouse law!

    Didn't know that was a thing

  • I already have a thing for redneck guys, so this would help.

  • All about aesthetics

  • I would say that if people were set for life in a more humane, egalitarian society, one can choose to opt into experiments without there being financial incentives to ruin informed consent.

    Volunteering in this society with how they treat test subjects (a term that's already loaded as fuck) is letting an unchecked researcher and/or corporation to fuck you up and deny responsibility while waiting you out in court.

  • I'm glad they don't want to touch what they fucked up, but I think this is a case of referring him to actual neurosurgeons to help him mitigate any potential damage at their own expense. They won't because that's admitting fault for litigation purposes, but Jesus that's bad.

  • It's exactly what I expected to happen, but being right isn't always much consolation.

  • I get it, but being disabled to that extent makes you reliant on other people to access resources and information to help you make informed decisions.

    The accident happened while he was a teenager and I can't imagine it's easy to do independent research or evade pressure from peers when you can't just disengage from a Tesla bro who wants to use your condition for clout.

    I hope he figures out and denounces the whole thing, but at this point sunk cost sets in.

  • Or they'll move to a subscription model even though you paid initially for unlimited access to your [vital organ of choice]

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    So the Neuralink patient's implant is already failing.

    www.popsci.com /health/neuralink-wire-detachment/
  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    I invoke the lathe - Make the Pelosi Clap a viral dance move.

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Now is the Spring of our Diss Content

  • the_dunk_tank @hexbear.net

    The efficacy of liberalism in one picture.

  • chat @hexbear.net

    It's disturbing how even left-leaning YouTubers try to weave in ad plugs.

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Just remembered this was a thing.

  • doomer @hexbear.net

    It just doesn't feel worth it to keep trying.

  • neurodiverse @hexbear.net

    How do you know when you're being assertive enough?

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    What's with the genre of YouTuber reacting to a previously recorded video of them playing a game?

  • chat @hexbear.net

    Is there a place where you can see Biden's policies/platform? I went to his site's faq and only saw information on donating and volunteering.

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Let's hear it for the Pixar Dads

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    It's been three years since Biden's inauguration and they've done nothing to incentivize people to vote for him a second time.

  • neurodiverse @hexbear.net

    How do you guys deal with relatives who insist on talking on the phone regularly?

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Anthropologist digging through the wreckage: It's the year 2023 and this is our humor.

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Martin Luther review bombed Catholicism because the devs were too heavy-handed with micro-transactions.

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Gay men are stereotyped as being good at interior decorating because the only safe place is home under patriarchy.

  • bloomer @hexbear.net

    The idea of a multiverse should be more optimistic than how it's presented.

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Unamericans, did you know every Thanksgiving in the US the president pardons turkeys? (CW - Animal Cruelty)

  • christianity @hexbear.net

    Did the angels who fell with Lucifer ever have a clear reason for why they rebelled?