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Melina [they/them, fae/faer]

@ Melina @hexbear.net

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  • I hope it turns people into human bird hybrids like the Corvians in DS3

  • 💩

  • My dad works for the UN and I had to meet Macron 💀

  • Your patter is absolute shite

  • news @hexbear.net

    US sends troops & weapons to Taiwan. Is it preparing war on China?

  • Okay redditor

  • Climate heads in shambles, fake news haters stay hidden behind upvoting negative comment

    Me: 😎

  • That’s pretty badass

  • 🥱

  • Who the fuck is ACME

  • Moaned

    Jump
  • Too bad the nukes start flying in June

  • I farted and wiped my ass to see if I shit myself

  • is it?

    It made me laugh so yeah

    as a witty disarming retort

    Political theatre is political theatre, actively disarming is part of the strategy to avoid doing anything. It’s nothing new and they’ll keep doing it, what’s the big deal

  • Sure but if I can’t do anything about it then pretending like I can is screaming into the void

    Just eat the popcorn stfu and watch the movie

  • Disengage

  • It’s not that serious

  • It’s still funny though

  • Blueanon willingly sacrificing themselves in the thousands just to keep him “”alive””

  • Hitting myself on the head with one of those plastic baby hammers that makes a squeak

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    I’m going to hell

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Lots of anger on this website

  • memes @hexbear.net

    Minion Stalin

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    Do you think Epstein was paid off to take his own life?

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    This will be the Ukraine if the US refuses to send more lethal aid

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net

    How many of you actually believe Ruzzia is winning this war?

  • fakenews @hexbear.net

    “Historic” And “Extremely Emotional” Win For The Endothelial’s As Judge McCarthy Passes Law Banning Ephineferum, A Chemical Used In 80% of All Single Use Plastics. “By 2030 NYC Will Be Plastic Free”

  • fakenews @hexbear.net

    Drinking Too Much Water Can Lead To Cancer. MIT Data Shows People Who Drank 30% More Than Recommended Daily Intake of Water Have Suffered Cardiac Issues And Developed A Rare Endothelial Cancer

  • fakenews @hexbear.net

    C/Fakenews Moderator And Hexbear User Regularassbitch Has Died

  • fakenews @hexbear.net

    New Evidence Suggests OceanGate’s Titan Submarine That Was Said To Have “Imploded” Back In June Was Actually Struck By A Hamas “TORBEDO” As Evidence Floats To The Surface

  • fakenews @hexbear.net

    Video Game Legend Hideo Kojima Sends “Praises” To Israel And The IDF In A Tweet Where He Expressed His Gratitude To “The Country of Israel” And Wishes Them “Success” In The War

  • fakenews @hexbear.net

    Anderson Cooper Fired From CNN After Interviewing American Nurse Who Worked In Gaza

  • fakenews @hexbear.net

    57 Year Old Man From Leigh Severs Penis Off At A Wetherspoons And Started Singing “We’ll Meet Again” Into The Severed Penis Like A Microphone. “I’m devastated” Says Daughter, “My Dad’s Lost It”

  • fakenews @hexbear.net

    “Alarming” - Scientists At Columbia Discover New Behavior In Birds They Claim To Be Part of An Innate Response To Living In Extreme Conditions Where Extinction Is A Possibility

  • fakenews @hexbear.net

    Secretary Of State Antony Blinken Dead After Being Struck By Drunk Driver. Biden "Dismayed" By The News: "I Loved That Crazy Wop"

  • fakenews @hexbear.net

    Diet Coca-Cola Named “Beverage of the Proletariat”

  • fakenews @hexbear.net

    The Man Behind “Bone Pressing” (Method of Measuring Penis) Has Died. Doctor Richard Facé 74 Was The Founder of Bone Pressing - Pushing A Ruler Against The Pubic Bone To Add Length To Overall Size

  • fakenews @hexbear.net

    Pain In My Assimilation: Hexbear Admins Agree To Remove Hexbear From The Fediverse As “Tankie” Witch-Hunt Gathers Momentum

  • fakenews @hexbear.net

    Entire Convoy Of IDF Tanks “Obliterated” After A Member Of HAMAS Paints Deceiving Tunnel On A Wall