finally the last person on earth, Netanyahu breathes a sigh of relief - now he can relax. He feels the barrel of a gun press into his back. Bibi turns around - it's a second Bibi
A second, bigger Empire has shown up to shoot down known terrorist Luke Skywalker and a squadron of illegal X-wing fighters. Reportedly the terrorist group was attempting to sabotage the newly built Tactical Defensive Moonlet (only used for defensive planetary disintegration)
Coruscant Times
Grand Emperor Bai-Den reportedly 'very displeased' with Emperor Palpatine, urges the Empire to stop blowing up planets within 6-8 years or he'll be 'big mad'.
Outer Rim Gazette
The Grand Emperor allocates 800 quintillion credits in military aid to Palpatine.
talking about "dark forces" or "mørke kræfter" is such a dog-whistle too. like one step removed from ranting about the islamobolshevik menace trying to undermine our glorious reich
i love our moderate social democrats they are so cool and socialist
also are the 12 rules really this stupid and meaningless? "Don't let your children do anything that makes you dislike them." like wtf does that mean? "Do not bother children when they are skateboarding" ???? "be precise in your speech" yeah sure
The only thing that can stop a rogue state on a rampage is another rogue state. We should give DPRK peacekeepers full authority to demilitarize "Israel".
i dunno dawg, people like Grusch are talking about 'extradimensional' beings now, it's getting very silly
anytime I hear an interview with one of these modern ufology guys1 (who are always alarmingly close to the US military or intelligence and for some reason brag about it?) it's all bluster and technobabble with plenty of appeals to authority like: "this one guy is a scientist, so when he says UFO's are real, they must be!" or "this active psyops officer told me that the US definitely has super secret alien tech"
some of the declassified videos are a bit funky, but honestly I think it's more likely that a blob moving at physics-defying speeds is actually just a camera artefact, an illusion or an insect, than actually breaking the laws of physics.
1 Luis Elizondo is formerly Army Intelligence, David Grusch is USAF intelligence, Tom DeLonge is running an org called To The Stars Academy which receives funding from and works with the US military and was literally founded by Jim Semivan, ex CIA, Avi Loeb got his start in science through the IDF Talpiot program (but at least he's doing some real science sometimes), etc etc
and if you want that in normal numbers instead of freedom units, a good guideline is 2% salt in bakers percentages, meaning 2% of the dry weight (so a loaf made with 500 grams of flour would need 10 grams of salt)
"Let's assume, for the sake of the argument, hypothetically, that I am a pig pooping on my own balls. How much turd would land on my testicles? Now multiply that by 5 to the fifth power (to account for my very large butthole) , and that's how much dung actually rests on my dong."
I think millions of people were killed by Covid precisely because western societies are already supremely tolerant to genocide.