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NoneOfUrBusiness

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Send me bad puns. Good puns welcome too.

  • What is the state of the art, medically soeaking, in terms of quitting smoking?

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  • No, look closer; that's an edit. Someone recommended it and they edited it in.

  • EU urges halt to Russia’s creep-back into sports events

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  • Sure, but it does cause people from outside the West to view the whole thing as just white people feuding rather than protecting universal human rights. Someone from, say, India might sympathise with the latter goal but won't gave a shit about the former, which actively sabotages the Ukrainian cause. Point being: As long as the West treats human rights as a cudgel to beat people it doesn't like with, the rest of the world will want out.

  • Lemmy's political discourse when Republicans gutted the Voting Rights Act yesterday:

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  • Geez, I wonder why baselessly accusing people of being bots would get you downvoted.

  • A federal agent said WhatsApp's encryption is a lie. Then the investigation was shut down

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  • I mean yeah, but they'd usually not pay even a small fine (or pay for legal proceedings), so it's a lot more efficient to use conveniently placed loopholes.

  • A federal agent said WhatsApp's encryption is a lie. Then the investigation was shut down

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  • Then they might get in trouble for false advertising.

  • They condone what he's doing

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  • I'm sorry but Jeffries' commitment to addressing the cost of living isn't exactly the most trustworthy thing in the world. I mean what's even his program here? That's also no replacement for impeaching the shit out of Trump and all his cronies; we've seen this movie before with Bush Jr.

  • They condone what he's doing

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  • now that’s it’s a combination of morons and scrubs versus scammers and com artists

    And insiders, you forgot the insiders. There's a good chance many of the bettors have information we don't (see for example the awfully convenient bets made whenever Hormuz is opened or closed).

  • Trump Administration Will Pay More Energy Firms to Cancel Wind Farms

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  • Him coming to power is part of the crumbling of the empire; it's the inevitable result of the elites distracting from their misrule to stay in power. I mean it didn't technically have to be Trump, but if not him it'd have been someone else.

  • Trump Administration Will Pay More Energy Firms to Cancel Wind Farms

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  • In general the worst enemy of a crumbling empire is itself.

  • Unless...

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  • Linguists are gonna be eating good these next few decades.

  • Trump claims US has total control over strait of Hormuz after Iran seizes two container ships

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  • I don't think that's realistic if the sanctions on them are even remotely worth their salt. Do you have a source for that?

  • The tax justice network estimates that there are about 21 to 32 trillion in tax havens globally

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  • I mean, the billionaires already love to fund war, immigration raids and the 4th reich. Might as well get universal healthcare while you're at it

  • WOKE LIBERAL GEORGE WASHINGTON IS UNAMERICAN, PASS IT ON

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  • I mean to be fair George Washington was literally Br*tish.

  • China Planted 78 Billion New Trees, and Seriously Messed Up Its Water Cycle

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  • Um... hell no? There's no way more than 3-4/14 are true unless you're working with some kind of alternate universe China. Nothing about China is traditionalist, anti-modernist or anti-intellectualist, for one; they're probably the most technocratic nation on Earth.

  • China Planted 78 Billion New Trees, and Seriously Messed Up Its Water Cycle

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  • Fascism is more complicated than that, and while China is nationalistic it's not running on the kind of ultranationalism that, say, Nazi Germany had. Modern China doesn't meet any credible definition of fascism.

  • 'A nightmare' — Russians in Tuapse in disbelief after Ukrainian drones bring the war home

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  • Again, you have no idea if that's the case with these specific people. You have no idea if they're the Russian equivalent of MAGA.

  • Trump claims US has total control over strait of Hormuz after Iran seizes two container ships

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  • What does that have to do with anything? There's still no way for Iran to profit from Trump's chaos.

  • 'A nightmare' — Russians in Tuapse in disbelief after Ukrainian drones bring the war home

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  • A lot of Russians support the war.

    But you have no idea if these particular Russians support the war.

  • Removed

    Lindsey Graham needs to do something about the Hagia Sophia

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  • Republicans (and especially Republican politicians) can only be good or smart, not both.

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world
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    The EU is its own worst enemy

  • NonCredibleDiplomacy @sh.itjust.works
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    The EU is its own worst enemy

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world
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    Celebrating new year by expanding the Wikipedia list of US involvement in regime change

  • Flippanarchy @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Me after hearing yesterday's (today's depending on timezone???) news. Death to America.

  • Lefty Memes @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Me after hearing yesterday's (today's depending on timezone???) news. Death to America.

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world
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    Someone should try this

  • Lefty Memes @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Ah, yes, the effect is made of cause (repost, accidentally deleted the original)

  • Flippanarchy @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Ah, yes, the effect is made of cause

  • History Memes @piefed.social
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    Ah, yes, the effect is made of cause

  • Lefty Memes @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Liberals and discovering morality when their enemies do bad things, name a better duo

  • Flippanarchy @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Liberals and discovering morality when their enemies do bad things, name a better duo

  • Science Memes @mander.xyz
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    Breaking functions down to their constituent parts is nice and all, but this is a step too far.

  • Hollow Knight @lemmy.world
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    What's the most stupid way you lost a steel soul run in either game?

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
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    Nobel committee unable to reach prize winner who is ‘living his best life’ hiking off grid

    www.theguardian.com /science/2025/oct/07/nobel-committee-unable-to-reach-medicine-prize-winner-hiking-off-grid
  • Leopards Ate My Face @lemmy.world
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    Federal Bureau of Prisons moves to end union protections for its workers

    apnews.com /article/federal-prisons-contract-labor-trump-e88fda8ce31a99f81ff88e52220054d1
  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
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    Israel formally states it did not kill Charlie Kirk

    www.theverge.com /policy/781158/benjamin-netanyahu-charlie-kirk-conspiracy
  • [Dormant] moved to !tankiejerk@piefed.social @lemmy.world
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    I guess it doesn't count when it's proletarian communist mass murder and slavery

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    Which Christian ethnic group is most likely to work in law enforcement?

  • Arabs | عرب @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Y'all need a break from the bad news, here's a meme

  • [Dormant] moved to !historymemes@piefed.social @lemmy.world
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    The Enrage would be super enraged if they learned about this