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  • Deutschlands jüngster Achtzigjähriger halt

  • Soziale Gerechtigkeit war ihm ja durchaus ein Anliegen

  • Yeah. I grew up near one of Germany's largest open-pit lignite mines. Had a tour of the mighty Bagger 293 as a kid and was allowed to touch some coal.

  • In the entire EU it is this weekend

  • memes @lemmy.world

    Erich Bachman you are a fat and poor

  • Science Memes @mander.xyz

    It's not enough to touch grass

  • Microblog Memes @lemmy.world

    It's not only Easter Sunday tomorrow

  • I'm going to give you the only name you spelled right on this list! Max Power

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world

    Solving homelessness

  • Star Wars Memes @lemmy.world

    Grand Moff Tarkin's economic policy was very effective

  • You can make the command line meming tool even more obscure: echo "How CLI memers look at GUI memers" | convert -background transparent -fill black -font Liberation-Sans -pointsize 24 label:@- twilight-snobs.png -gravity center -composite jpeg:- | curl -F "file=@-;filename=meme.jpg" "$(sed -n 's/^UPLOAD_URL=//p' config.env)"

  • Lord of the memes @midwest.social

    In the Land of Mordor Where the Shadows Fry

  • linuxmemes @lemmy.world

    When I want to use free software to make memes:

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    The trial never ends

  • The little aquatic drone that could

  • Are we sure we're doing Ea-Nasir justice? Perhaps he was a perfectly fine copper salesman but had a weird and totally unhinged customer review (or complaint) he found funny displayed in his home.

  • If the market clears the price is equal to the marginal utility of getting licked

  • Science Memes @mander.xyz

    The joy of finding an interesting gap in the literature

  • Lower decks holodeck episode in the style of the Moriarty episodes?

  • Back in the day you could afford both med school and running an elaborate murder hotel with some gruesome custom made contraptions. Now you can't even afford a simple murder house. What has come of this country.

  • 2011 wants this post back

  • With my first prepaid phone in Germany texts did cost 0.49 € per text. So I did not use them super often. Years later around 2011 that price had decreased to 0.15€ and I was texting friends a lot during uni. Around the same time me and my friends got our first smartphones with contracts for 30-40€ per month that included a small bit of data (below 1Gb). Texts still did cost 0.15€, but the data for a WhatsApp message was in the low kilobytes. So a lot of people switched to WhatsApp

  • With a skeptical brow raised, the count begrudgingly sipped from a glass of Coca-Cola, a recently invented American beverage vastly different from the Romanian wines of his cellar. "Passable," he muttered under his breath, with a reluctant nod, betraying centuries of noble pride. Yet, as the night unfolded, a subtle smile crept over his pale face.

  • Sure, theoretically normal sickdays are capped to six weeks, but you do not have to collect your sick days in a sick day account like the Americans. You get a doctor's notice and then have an official sickday. After the six weeks you can still get Krankengeld which is paid by the statutory health insurance.

  • And on average the 39,5 hours work week and 25-30 vacation days per year. Also unlimited payed sick days.

  • Dracula in an otherwise realistic sci-fi setting would also have some potential.

  • With the 1966 labour share of income you probably would be working way less (or making way more)

  • Lord of the memes @midwest.social

    And my palantír barely has any cell connection

  • Microblog Memes @lemmy.world

    "Coked-up Dracula playing poker" could actually work

  • Damn, that's interesting! @lemmy.ml

    Predictions on the state of work in the year 2000

  • Science Memes @mander.xyz

    Can I lick it? Yes you can.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    There's still beauty in this world

  • memes @lemmy.world

    Have you ever asked yourself why some priceless artifacts from far away places are in your country

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    I forgot the password for an old encrypted usb drive and still do not know how to read it

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    Enginear

  • memes @lemmy.world

    There are quite a few of these

  • Science Memes @mander.xyz

    I'll take a more innocent name for my research like the NMR people who created the Proton Enhanced Nuclear Induction Spectroscopy