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  • 10/20

  • I literally said that to my coworker on Saturday! Used to be a nightmare before they closed the roads off in the city for Trams.

  • Me and a friend joke about a guy (We're all middle-aged) we knew who seemed kinda shady, but not in the hitman/gangster aspect. More in the relationship department.

    He would go off "camping" on his own, never inviting his girlfriend, for a few days in the woods, that was about 5 miles from his home (he owned that house, leaving her there alone)...

    He'd go to 4 day music festivals alone, even though he had no interest in music.

    One time he had plans to visit his girlfriends family on Xmas day, which was about 200 miles away. By 4pm he still wasn't ready to go, which caused an argument... Which resulted in him walking from his home to another city, about 25 miles away.

    He kept, in his bedroom, a box of women's underwear, which didn't belong to his long term girlfriend of about 15 years. She told us about this after she found them (queue the Se7en jokes).

  • Creepy never-nudes.

  • Doesn't this guy live in Monaco for Tax reasons?

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  • Sky hooks

  • Totally mood dependent with me.

  • Having conversations with kids is fantastic. I love seeing their ranges and choices of vocabularies, and what they get excited about when talking to you.

  • What type of YouTube videos are keeping you entertained today?

  • I'd probably miss so hard, but I have zero sniping experience.

  • I bet it's in his pocket.

  • You ok bro?

  • This President is the nastiest skank bitch I've ever met! Do not trust hi! He is a fugly slut!!

  • I believe the 'corn' in 'corned beef' refers to the size of the salt chunks used as a preservative.

  • I enjoyed it, and I'm gonna buy a nice version of it for my collection. But I appreciate that like most media, it's subjective to your own tastes.

  • I finally read 'To Kill a Mockingbird'

  • Also to add, a lot of native speaking adults also struggle with the th sounding words, generally due to local accents.

  • Wuh ster shuh. I live in that county, it's definitely over-hyped.

  • memes @lemmy.world

    That Damned Laugh

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Vans were cool in Middle-Earth too.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Come play for Jeans United

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Smells Like Lavender.

  • Lord of the memes @midwest.social

    You would not part an old man from his walking stick?

  • Lord of the memes @midwest.social

    Coconut and Sandalwood springs to mind.

  • Lord of the memes @midwest.social

    Fools Gold Loaf.

  • Lord of the memes @midwest.social

    I am not trying to rob you. I'm trying to help you.

  • Lord of the memes @midwest.social

    Be silent! Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth.

  • Lord of the memes @midwest.social

    Classic Denethor

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Treat yo'self 2019

  • Lord of the memes @midwest.social

    Seriously Cyrill

  • Lord of the memes @midwest.social

    And my axe

  • Lord of the memes @midwest.social

    But I am le tired

  • Lord of the memes @midwest.social

    Perfectly balanced

  • memes @lemmy.world

    How you doin?