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  • TL;DR

    12 - Resident Evil 4 remake

    11 - Marvel’s Spider-Man 2

    10 - Dave the Diver

    9 - Cyberpunk 2077: Phantom Liberty

    8 - Star Wars Jedi: Survivor

    7 - Diablo IV

    6 - Super Mario Bros. Wonder

    5 - Armored Core VI

    4 - Street Fighter 6

    3 - Baldur’s Gate 3

    2 - The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom

    1 - Alan Wake II

  • Nope.

    Not wanting to play the global ignorance stereotype, but £100 says you’re an American.

  • Thanks, I got it for my birthday.

  • Sadly no. On the one occasion I did open one of the cards, there was no return address. Otherwise I’d have been going round for a plate like Jamal and Wanda on Thanksgiving.

  • One year I did actually open one of the cards, but as predicted there was no return address, or even surname, so no chance of getting back to them.

    So as much as putting “No longer at this address” as has been suggested would probably stop me getting the cards, the senders would never know because the cards can’t be traced back.

    This way, those wishing the Jarvis’ season’s greetings year after year can continue to happily wish them well, oblivious to the fact that they lost touch over a decade ago.

    The Jarvis family probably have a different opinion though, and question why they never get Christmas cards from these people despite sending their own every year. Should have given them a forwarding address then shouldn’t you? Clearly you’re not that disappointed to lose touch if you couldn’t be arsed to update them, you boring-surnamed fucks. Merry Christmas.

  • That’s put me right off my brew.

  • But what if the Jarvis family do still live here, and I just can’t see them? Maybe I’m a Jarvis? 😱

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world

    It’s currently 2-1 to the Jarvis family in the Christmas card count. They haven’t lived here for at least 12 years.

  • Haha, it’s definitely not painted on, so life escape it is.

    Assuming it was once a fire escape, it’s a weirdly internal-looking door for something that leads to fuck all.

  • Evil Buildings @lemmy.world

    Elim Christian Fellowship building. Not evil per se, unless you happen to step out of the wrong door.

  • Is there any other way?

  • You guys don’t get Hula Hoops? Missing out lads.

  • Shitty Food Porn @lemmy.ca

    Tomato soup with croutons

  • Filthy fucking casual

    1. Party venue in pub conference room.
    2. Arrived 30 minutes prior to the start time of our party.
    3. Brought some token decorations to make it look like we’d made some effort.
    4. We brought a single small balloon.
    5. There was obviously a party the night before, celebrating a 60th of some kind.
    6. Pub owners hadn’t removed the decorations from previous party.
    7. We didn’t want to dispose of the original balloons in case their owners wanted to collect them and weren’t able to previously.
    8. The 60 balloons sat there the whole time during our party.
    9. Previous party organisers made us look like the absolute amateurs we are.
    10. MILDLY infuriating.
    11. Bonus extra item: nobody actually cared, just thought it was comical, emphasised by the placement of the 70th balloon, where each set of balloons is in direct proportion to the amount of sentiment held for the celebrant.
  • funny signs @lemmy.world

    False Advertising

  • Evil Buildings @lemmy.world

    The Shard, London

  • Wow, I hadn’t seen that. What a photo!

  • Thanks. Would a prosthetic one be bi-yonic?

    I’ll see myself out.

  • Unfortunately we only rocked up half an hour before the party started, but that would otherwise have been a good idea.

    That or just a piece of paper to the right of it with “+10” written on it.

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world

    This balloon we brought to decorate a 70th birthday party wasn't at all overshadowed by the ones left on display from the previous party.

  • Probably one of those modern crack wizards based on the paraphernalia littering the alcoves.

  • Evil Buildings @lemmy.world

    Paxton’s Tower in Carmarthenshire

  • funny signs @lemmy.world

    People in their 20s have all the fun.

  • Mildly Interesting @lemmy.world

    This dried pear is mildly something

  • I kind of appreciate the dedication to a game by the developer when they say they’ll “still be updating it ten years from now”, although I’d much rather they release it with all of that extra shit from the start.

    Essentially you could take it as the developer saying “you may as well wait ten years before playing the game, because not only will it be far cheaper, it’ll have all the extra content we didn’t manage to get ready for launch”.

  • Can’t see the wood from the trees.

  • UKCasual @lemmy.world

    This park is classy AF

  • Casual UK @feddit.uk

    This park is classy AF

  • Casual UK @feddit.uk

    Scariest pumpkin in Wales

  • Star Wars Memes @lemmy.world

    It is amazing how beautiful it can be when forged by its ancestral artisans.

  • Dogs @lemmy.world

    One second before disaster

  • Football (migrated to football@sopuli.xyz) @lemmy.world

    One of the few occasions where I’d prefer to get the score via Siri