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Remember_the_tooth

@ Remember_the_tooth @lemmy.world

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  • Why don't we voice the first R in "surprise"?

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  • Why don't we voice the first R in "surprise"?

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  • Reminds me of The Rural Juror:

    Barbara Walters: [on The View] Let's get personal. Your father Werner was a burger server in suburban Santa Barbara.

    Jenna Maroney: Yes, that's right.

    Barbara Walters: When he spurned your mother Verna for a curly-haired surfer named Roberta. Did that hurt her?

    Jenna Maroney: It was hard on all of us, yes.

    Barbara Walters: Flurg murg glurg flurg murg murg murg tennis murg murg. Was a murg murg flurg?

    Jenna Maroney: I'll always be his little girl. [cries]

    Barbara Walters: [puts her hand on Jenna's shoulder] Glurg.

  • Lotta coffee

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  • You don't surf

  • ah yes, sucks coffee

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  • Price? High.

    Quality? Meh.

    Customer service? Okay, it's actually pretty good. They can have one.

    Labor rights? 👿 Literally evil, actively opposing any kind of collective bargaining.

    You can get a better, less expensive cup of fair-trade coffee in most workplaces and without having to watch a giant corporation kick the working class in the crotch repeatedly.

  • Thank you for flying Spirit

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  • Honk honk

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  • Sounds like your goose is cooked.

  • Real Soviet-era lunar spacesuit currently listed on eBay for $350,000

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  • Just what I need for my cold war, alternative history, musical revue: The Comrade Comedies.

  • Honk honk

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  • I never understood some adults being afraid of them. I wouldn't voluntarily interact with one. I feel like it's best to just respect their space. I'm not going to run from one either. We're about ten times their size, and they're very poorly armed. They're also a lot less aggressive when one makes it clear that they're unafraid of geese, if not totally unbothered.

  • Pretty

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  • my name is Cow,

    and wen its nite,

    or wen the moon

    is shiyning brite,

    and all the men

    haf gon to bed -

    i stay up late.

    i lik the bred.

    -poem_for_your_sprog

  • Oppression_irl

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  • Imma need tree fiddy from you now

  • Count Catula

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  • How do I pre-order a copy?

  • Simpler times

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  • Nighty Night

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  • I had a contoured memory foam pillow. It wasn't as versatile as my current chunked, non-memory-foam pillow. There was a learning curve. Placement and alignment we're really important. I had to sleep on my back, which I usually do anyway. Also, it needed a while to warm up to get the right softness. However, if I was willing to do all that, I'd be rewarded with the best night's sleep by a wide margin.

    It was truly the supercar of the pillow world, the very best at it's extremely narrow function and a giant pain in the ass the rest of the time, which was most of the time. Thinking of cuddling with your partner? Think again. Sitting up to read? How 'bout you sit back down. The pillow calls the shots here. Changing positions? Try changing your expectations instead. Forget about traveling with it. It's a whole extra piece of luggage on it's own.

    I still miss it sometimes, but I would never go back.

  • Count Catula

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  • Catthiew would be a great name for a cat.

  • Removed Locked

    Louisiana GOP passes bill to keep elected Black New Orleanian from taking office

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  • And helmets, level IV body armor, radios, solar panels, electric vehicles, food, medicine, water purification devices, 1,000s of Fediverse volunteers and a passionately-worded letter of appreciation demonstrating that history will recognize the struggle for human rights.

  • Count Catula

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  • Shhhhhhh. Only dreams now.

  • Nighty Night

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  • Simpler times

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  • If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first

  • A little drinkin, a little drawin

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  • A little drinkin'

    A little drawin'

    While deep inside me

    There's a feeling that's gnawin'

    A grand artistic vision that the world needs to see,

    A message and an image crying out to be free

    And now I take another sip for my BAC

    From this fine fermented beverage with a high ABV

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    Any day now

  • Bone Hurting Juice @lemmy.ca
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    On behalf of chuckleslord

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    Defenestration

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    Piefed

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    Do gif posts play when viewed from the main feed?

  • Murdered by Words @feddit.uk
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    Medicaid Murder

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    Thumbthings Fishy

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    Oh, Snap!

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    Self Own

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    Such Savings

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    Racism

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    Test Result: Negative

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    It's a lifestyle, not a phase!

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    Shit Post

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    Find the Piggy

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    Splashed again

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

  • Mycology @mander.xyz
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    City Mushroom

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    Family Values

  • Mild Curses @piefed.social
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    Mild Curse: Every time you go to use a singular shared resource, someone is slightly ahead of you and uses it first.