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  • I'm willing to bet the Mouse barely gives a shit about a bunch of cruise ship employees.

  • They’ve been replaced by AI now, so it will most assuredly get better, right?

    We all want off Mr. Bones' Wild Ride.

  • Meat. How you may ask? Through Eldritch horrors.

    Stab a piece of a chicken and the chicken announces "This chicken was brought to you by the fine folks at Tyson Foods! Prepared with 30% less child labour."

    About to carve into a nice, hunk of roast beef. Bam! "This beef was bought at [insert grocery store]. It's only made out of 27% cow. It's great for losing weight thanks to the [insert scam fab diet here].

  • Epstein was on suicide watch. Look at how that turned out.

  • It's not like it's a secret of Alex Jonesy is doing. We all know that he's transferring assets and still maintaining control over the assests.

    The Courts are like "I dunno man. If we start cracking down on this balant actions. The rich might have to be held accountable."

  • Always remember the justice system will protect a certain class of people.

    It’s a big club and we ain’t in it.

  • That’s going to be a lot of people considering half of America calls themself “Irish”

  • Science Memes @mander.xyz

    2026-05-01

  • It's why cats run the internet.

  • With surge pricing, we can keep piling debt onto the slaves.

  • Is this the Cat Distribution System?

  • However, he is a perfect example of a human fish monster.

    That's an insult to the Deep Ones.

  • Hell yeah! I love a good mega parking lot!

  • Rail network?! That's commie talk. Real patriots would have an interconnected highway system.

  • To quote Gavin “It would take several days of munching and chewing.”

  • 1983

    Jump
  • For some of us, it’s our kink.

  • I mean have you seen the current political leaders?

  • I see a challenge to rise Leslie Nielsen from the dead.

  • What an oddly specific thing to say.

  • The Onion and other satire w/ layers @sh.itjust.works

    JD Vance wondering if he’s proved his loyalty enough to be allowed to have sex with Oval Office couch

    www.thebeaverton.com /2026/04/jd-vance-wondering-if-hes-proved-his-loyalty-enough-to-be-allowed-to-have-sex-with-oval-office-couch/
  • The Onion @midwest.social

    JD Vance wondering if he’s proved his loyalty enough to be allowed to have sex with Oval Office couch

    www.thebeaverton.com /2026/04/jd-vance-wondering-if-hes-proved-his-loyalty-enough-to-be-allowed-to-have-sex-with-oval-office-couch/
  • Not *Not* the Onion @lemmy.cafe

    JD Vance wondering if he’s proved his loyalty enough to be allowed to have sex with Oval Office couch

    www.thebeaverton.com /2026/04/jd-vance-wondering-if-hes-proved-his-loyalty-enough-to-be-allowed-to-have-sex-with-oval-office-couch/
  • THE POLICE PROBLEM @lemmy.world

    Armed Off-Duty Cop Tried to Incite Violence at a High School Anti-ICE Protest

    theintercept.com /2026/04/15/high-school-ice-protest-arizona-armed-cop/
  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    You Are Special

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    Cat Videos Really Should Be Considered An International Language

  • THE POLICE PROBLEM @lemmy.world

    AI error jails innocent grandmother for months in North Dakota fraud case

    www.grandforksherald.com /news/north-dakota/ai-error-jails-innocent-grandmother-for-months-in-north-dakota-fraud-case
  • No Lawns @slrpnk.net

    They just wanted to grow food. Their suburban neighbors declared war.

    www.motherjones.com /environment/2026/02/they-just-wanted-to-grow-food-their-suburban-neighbors-declared-war/
  • Excellent Reads @sh.itjust.works

    I Hope You Get To Live Your Entire Life As A Human Being

    transgamerthoughts.com /post/802327706229456896/i-hope-you-get-to-live-your-entire-life-as-a-human
  • Political Memes @lemmy.world

    War for everyone!

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    It was a blast

  • NonCredibleDefense @piefed.social

    the HOA special

  • NonCredibleDefense @lemmy.world

    the HOA special

  • NonCredibleDefense @sh.itjust.works

    the HOA special

  • A Boring Dystopia @mander.xyz

    New Fintech Turns Your Credit Card Into A Dopamine Slot Machine — Win 100% Cash Back Or Lose It All

    viewfromthewing.com /new-fintech-turns-your-credit-card-into-a-dopamine-slot-machine-win-100-cash-back-or-lose-it-all/
  • A Boring Dystopia @lemmy.world

    New Fintech Turns Your Credit Card Into A Dopamine Slot Machine — Win 100% Cash Back Or Lose It All

    viewfromthewing.com /new-fintech-turns-your-credit-card-into-a-dopamine-slot-machine-win-100-cash-back-or-lose-it-all/
  • Canada @lemmy.ca

    Danielle Smith and the Alberta separatists gather in the UCP tent

    www.cbc.ca /news/canada/calgary/analysis-ucp-convention-alberta-danielle-smith-separatists-boo-9.6998259
  • Progressive Politics @lemmy.world

    If We Tax Rich People... They Will Just Leave!

  • Not *Not* the Onion @lemmy.cafe

    Soot-Covered Prince Andrew Begging On Street For Child To Molest

    theonion.com /soot-covered-prince-andrew-begging-on-street-for-child-to-molest