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  • Damn, my blade was also made by autistic cows dude, what are the odds!

  • You could have written UDDER!

  • All cool but that's too much bread, fat, sauce, salt and sugar in one sitting

    And then people wonder why they feel bloated all the time, Jesus Christ

  • Seems to work for the Walmart guys

  • He used to be one, now he's just ve-gone

  • It cuts and toasts!

  • You never say no to bacta

  • Milk is a good choice, gotta keep them bones strong

  • I know it says bf (which I will assume means boyfriend)

    But I'd you read the studies:

    45% of men aged 18-25 had never approached a woman in person for a date

    29% of all men said they never approached a woman in person for a date before

    27% said it had been more than one year since they approached a woman for a date

    Source(s):

    https://datepsychology.com/risk-aversion-and-dating/

    https://x.com/DrThomasAG/status/1674391128215367682

    https://www.psychologytoday.com/gb/blog/darwin-does-dating/202305/the-potential-negative-impact-of-unwanted-singlehood

    Pair that with the quality of education and it is of no surprise that a boyfriend doesn't know what they never knew existed in the first place

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  • .. He said, while fully benefiting from it

  • Global News @lemmy.zip

    Argentina inflation tumbles to five-year-low 1.5% in boost for Milei

    www.reuters.com /world/americas/argentina-inflation-cools-may-lowest-over-five-years-2025-06-12/
  • Uplifting News @lemmy.world

    Argentina Cuts Child Poverty by 1.7 Million Amid Historic Austerity, Defying Expectations

    www.riotimesonline.com /argentina-cuts-child-poverty-by-1-7-million-amid-historic-austerity-defying-expectations/
  • Fortunately the wisher is indistinguishable from a behavioral perspective of a P-Zombie, so they can still make wishes

  • Well done guys

    Another call for domestic terrorism

    Keep on calling for violent action

    And mods, keep being blind to the calls for indiscriminate assassination

    This is going to do wonders for all of you

  • You see? Fully justified!

    Don't you worry, it's gonna be great when they apply this framework to you!

  • First one looks okay to me, id love to have my own quiet home

    Cars, yeah no, i don't like to drive

    I don't get the funky pops and the old man houses, might as well complain about action figures and schools

  • First that shit is not something you can pop like candy, your teeth can and will fall off if you use it as a "basic" antibiotics (which you shouldn't be using as anyways without a pressing need? These things are nuclear bombs in your system, you might experience organ failure just from one pill excessive use)

    Second the Chinese quality pills usage have been leading all of us to an antibiotic resistance catastrophe

    Fun times when this things will be needed and they won't even work anymore thanks to overuse

  • It's the same thing that happened to the fair phone regarding the audio jack

    The noisy minority wants it, they yell, write on forums and complain, but they are statically nonsignificant as people keep buying the phone

    Same with colors. Why waste millions on cars and buildings dyed with colors no one might want instead of appealing to the broader consumer base?

    They are also are influenced by and influencing fashion and trends in color choice as well, just look at minimalism and brutalism. It is also cheaper and more efficient on the design and manufacturing to offer things in less specialized coloration

    Proof is that people keep buying stuff

    Same as with furniture. There is a reason why Ikea is a whole thing

    Going into the meta, imagine someone wants to buy a car. Inevitably, they will think as well on the day they will sell the car. What are you gonna buy? A car painted in a weird color? Or something that you know for sure no one will mind THAT much?

    Ithat, or you can go with the theory of the Pixies finally doing their takeover

  • I'd like to change the order of the meme

  • I prefer to run subatomic Linux

  • POOF

    Wish 1: Delete your self (the genie deletes your sense of self)

  • memes @lemmy.world

    Staggeringly good one actually

  • memes @lemmy.world

    I have no info, yet I must meme

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Time has to be a flat circle there is no other explanation

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Time is literally a flat circle there is no other explanation

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Good times were had

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Should try again tomorrow

  • Conservative @sh.itjust.works

    Trump threatens Harvard's tax-exempt status after freezing $2bn funding

    www.bbc.com /news/articles/cz01y9gkdm3o
  • Conservative @sh.itjust.works

    El Salvador President Nayib Bukele exposed CNNs Kaitlyn Collins in front of Millions

    www.threads.net /@currency_raid/post/DIcoGOcs0az
  • Conservative @sh.itjust.works

    The House has passed the Trump-backed SAVE Act. Here are 8 things to know

    www.npr.org /2025/03/12/nx-s1-5301676/save-act-explainer-voter-registration
  • Conservative @sh.itjust.works

    IDF says it killed terrorist who led Bibas abduction, was likely involved in their murders

    www.timesofisrael.com /idf-says-it-killed-terrorist-who-led-bibas-abduction-was-likely-involved-in-their-murders/
  • Conservative @sh.itjust.works

    Milei celebrates official figures showing a decline in poverty

    en.mercopress.com /2025/04/01/milei-celebrates-official-figures-showing-a-decline-in-poverty
  • Games @lemmy.world

    Schedule I beats AC Shadows as Steam’s no.1 | Esports News - The Times of India

    timesofindia.indiatimes.com /sports/esports/news/schedule-i-beats-ac-shadows-as-steams-no-1/articleshow/119848439.cms
  • Conservative @sh.itjust.works

    Bernie Sanders recognizes Trump effort on border, fentanyl: ‘Nobody thinks illegal immigration is appropriate’

    www.newsnationnow.com /politics/sanders-recognizes-trump-effort-on-border-fentanyl-nobody-thinks-illegal-immigration-is-appropriate/
  • Conservative @sh.itjust.works

    Joy Reid’s MSNBC Show Canceled in Major Shake-Up

    www.nytimes.com /2025/02/23/business/msnbc-joy-reid.html
  • News @lemmy.world

    Expert reports say poverty rate has fallen to 36.8% | Buenos Aires Times

    www.batimes.com.ar /news/argentina/expert-reports-say-argentinas-poverty-rate-has-fallen-to-368.phtml
  • Global News @lemmy.zip

    Expert reports say poverty rate has fallen to 36.8% | Buenos Aires Times

    www.batimes.com.ar /news/argentina/expert-reports-say-argentinas-poverty-rate-has-fallen-to-368.phtml
  • Conservative @sh.itjust.works

    Poverty in Argentina fell to 33.5% in January 2025, according to UTDT

    laderechadiario.com /us/argentina/argentine-poverty-fell-to-335-in-january-2025-according-to-utdt
  • Conservative @sh.itjust.works

    House DOGE Panel Fires Its First Salvo in ‘War on Waste’

    www.dailysignal.com /2025/02/12/house-doge-panel-fires-its-first-salvo-war-on-waste/