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Shitbird [any]

@ Shitbird @hexbear.net

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du u wnt 2 bild uh snwmn

  • Project 2026

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  • yis

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  • wi ned shrak 5 bcz i hav memrizd al teh othr shraks

  • Project 2026

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  • wat du u meen ive ben heer ths hol tim

  • shrekland @hexbear.net
    Shitbird [any] @hexbear.net

    the big box grocery chains cannut delivr this level of customur care & satisfacshun

  • shrekland @hexbear.net
    Shitbird [any] @hexbear.net

    tru valu

  • shrekland @hexbear.net
    Shitbird [any] @hexbear.net

    shrek > jesus

  • shrekland @hexbear.net
    Shitbird [any] @hexbear.net

    remembr His shrek-rifice

  • shrekland @hexbear.net
    Shitbird [any] @hexbear.net

    o thiz seems ok then 👌

  • shrekland @hexbear.net
    Shitbird [any] @hexbear.net

    la bussi dans

    streamable.com /qcmmzu
  • shrekland @hexbear.net
    Shitbird [any] @hexbear.net

    Shrek, a marxist analysis (lemmygrad.net lunch prty)

    streamable.com /pok36a
  • shrekland @hexbear.net
    Shitbird [any] @hexbear.net

    UPDATE: DPRK STEALS SHREK NFT WORTH BILLIONS (PHOTO OF THEFT) - HEXBEAR EXCLUSIVE

  • "Yeah, I really enjoy foreign film" I say as I put on the Digimon movie for the 11th time

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  • :party-rocking:

  • shrekland @hexbear.net
    Shitbird [any] @hexbear.net

    AL UV MAI SHREKS, GON!!

  • shrekland @hexbear.net
    Shitbird [any] @hexbear.net

    fnd yurslf som1 tht luvs u lik thez

  • shrekland @hexbear.net
    Shitbird [any] @hexbear.net

    i luv awrt

  • shrekland @hexbear.net
    Shitbird [any] @hexbear.net

    Shrak Smashmuth

    streamable.com /2a2yyi

  • austin powers iz 1 of us

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  • omg luv et

  • austin powers iz 1 of us

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  • wat iz tht

  • Movies & TV @hexbear.net
    Shitbird [any] @hexbear.net

    austin powers iz 1 of us

  • Movies & TV @hexbear.net
    Shitbird [any] @hexbear.net

    What the fuck

  • Does anyone have a clip of Matt Christman's drunken last moments on the Chapo Twitch stream from the 2018 midterms?

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  • also the main force behind the Chapo book

    speaking from personal experience, doing all of the work and none of the credit gets old FAST.

    hope they can still hang as pals at least

  • Does anyone have a clip of Matt Christman's drunken last moments on the Chapo Twitch stream from the 2018 midterms?

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  • is anyone surprised virgil got tired of this shit lolol

  • If I get 100 upvotes on this post i will send my boss a link to my account

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  • thanks I already submitted for unemployment and have started drinking

  • If I get 100 upvotes on this post i will send my boss a link to my account

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  • If I get 100 upvotes on this post i will send my boss a link to my account

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  • This hurts coming from u

  • If I get 100 upvotes on this post i will send my boss a link to my account

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  • there is no way this will actually get that many votes and so I am confident in it as a shitpost. If it does somehow happen tho, i am a shitbird of my word.

    Edit: fuck

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    Shitbird [any] @hexbear.net

    If I get 100 upvotes on this post i will send my boss a link to my account

  • Parrotmon is the best Digimon, fuck you.

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  • SocialistGlodelaniamon Fascist Mode (Perfect) ソシアリツグロデラニアモン ファスキツモード

    :wut: