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Xilabar the Dice Goblin

@ Shkshkshk @dice.camp

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A #ttrpg nerd and a #rodent lover.

Pfp is my #chinchilla, Muffin, begging to be let out for floor time so she can eat my baseboards. Banner picture is of my two #cavy boars, Oreo (right) and Coffecake (left), who are claiming that I have never fed them once and will soon starve to death, despite the full food bowl behind them.

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  • Saw some pretty ladies in the forest today

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  • Saw some pretty ladies in the forest today

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  • @onehundredninetysixVideo ends where it does because, while the deer on the right did look cautiously curious to me, I was worried that I might be reading her body language wrong. I don’t want to be the first person to die by being mauled by a deer.

  • Looking for songs that radiate twink energy to get in the zone for my next DnD. Would prefer a vibe that gives the impression that the singer has never once left the Onceler BMI. Any recommendations?

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  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
    Xilabar the Dice Goblin @dice.camp

    Looking for songs that radiate twink energy to get in the zone for my next DnD. Would prefer a vibe that gives the impression that the singer has never once left the Onceler BMI. Any recommendations?

  • Muffin has been put in jail for her crimes

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  • @AngryCommieKenderMuffin is a chinchilla, and she's a bit over a year old now. They are native to South America and used to be made into fur coats. It takes about 300 Muffins to make a fur coat, so the wild population was really taking a nosedive before breeders figured out how to breed them.

    The biggest roadblock in breeding chinchillas, btw, is that they are such divas that they would rather starve than eat suboptimal pellets and hay, and prospective mothers' standards are even higher.

  • Muffin has been put in jail for her crimes

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    Beeeg poof!

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    Muffin has been put in jail for her crimes

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    Live Charlie Kirk reaction

  • I have some lore questions that Google isn’t helping with:

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  • Token help?

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  • @calamitycastle The harder one is basically Doc Ock as a sith lord. Imagine: Soresu with 6 lightsabers.

    The easier one is similar in spirit: mad scientist lawyer. Gold breastplate under a pinstripe suit. Sunglasses with scanning equipment. Lots of little details like that.

  • I have some lore questions that Google isn’t helping with:

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  • @CobblerScholarGeneral vibes, really. Heroic arthurian knights, mythic quests for noble heros, restoring a rightful heir to the throne who magically has both fantastic administration skills and a good moral compass.

    The main plotline is an interpretation of the Merovingian Dynasty conspiracy, just to give you an idea of what's going on. (According to some crackpots, the Priory of Sion is a secret organization to install leaders into world govs who are literally descended from Jesus Christ.)

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    Token help?

  • Star Wars @lemmy.world
    Xilabar the Dice Goblin @dice.camp

    I have some lore questions that Google isn’t helping with:

  • When should I stop watching the Mandalorian?

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  • @11111one11111I mean, there's a reason I didnt lead with that lmao. I know it's demented but I don't think it's completely insane. I mean, George Lucas had a similar experience that gave him the idea of starting the Original Trilogy at Episode 4

  • When should I stop watching the Mandalorian?

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  • @jewbacca117

    Long story. When I was a kid, I found a cool semi-epistolary 8-book series at my school library about a modern-day kid named Pendragon hopping through a portal to save alternate timelines. It was so cool to me that the series jumped around in time so we had to figure out when we were in Pendragon's timeline. Turns out my school shelved them in alphabetical order, and they also lacked the first and last books. I had a blast & I've been trying to recreate that experience ever since.

  • When should I stop watching the Mandalorian?

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  • @jewbacca117Can't argue with that. But usually when I'm interested in a series I watch the episodes of each season in a random order, and I wanted to make sure I wasn't going to accidentally start with the shit parts.

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    When should I stop watching the Mandalorian?

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    Affirmations to Computer

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    Show me your most fucked-up memes

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    pelcan Mouth perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in Pelican Mouth. Put Baby In Pelican Mouth. no problems ever in peliccan mouth because

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    Muffin's 2nd favorite birthday present

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    Intravenous Coffee

  • Muffin has got the zoomies!

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  • @LilB0kChoyNope. That said, they barely pee for a critter their size. They are very water-efficient desert critters. Their poop goes everywhere, though.

  • Muffin has got the zoomies!

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  • @LilB0kChoyFun story about that: last week, Muffin was running around on our futon enjoying being somewhere she wasn't supposed to be, when she suddenly turned around, looked me dead in the eyes, and made a face I can best describe as "toddler pooping in diaper". She left a wet spot there as big as her that soaked all the way down to the mattress, which thankfully had a waterproof cover.

  • Muffin has got the zoomies!

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  • No. Everywhere is the bathroom. Especially for girls; girls sometimes express their displeasure by spraying urine at you. Muffin doesn't do that, though.

  • Muffin has got the zoomies!

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  • @PandanticShe actually does not like being pet. She tolerates it as part of interacting with her humans, and she will climb all over me if able, but touching the royal person is usually forbidden. What she wants here is to be let out for floor time!

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    Xilabar the Dice Goblin @dice.camp

    Muffin has got the zoomies!

  • Low-fantasy D&D aliens?

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  • @INeedManaI just noticed Piefed's hastags aren't visible over here on Mastodon. Odd.

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    I took psychic damage seeing this. Now I pass this curse onto you.

  • It's Muffin's first birthday today! 🎂

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  • @GeodadHappy birthday Perseus! I can't see the pic from Mastodon. Hopefully they fix that someday.

  • Happy birthday Perseus! 3 years old!

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  • @GeodadI think we might have the same brand of cage. Do you also have a Critter Nation cage?

  • aww @lemmy.world
    Xilabar the Dice Goblin @dice.camp

    It's Muffin's first birthday today! 🎂

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    Low-fantasy D&D aliens?

  • aww @lemmy.world
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    Muffin desires destruction!

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    How long could a kid be sent to juvie for trespassing on museum property i proximity to a robbery?