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  • The Web invaded MainframeSprite and virus battled side by side,Attempting to reclaim the cityfrom the rift which opened wide.

    But Megabyte betrayed Bob andhe threw him deep inside the pit.The pit was closed and Bob was hosedand all that he could say was "Nooo!"

     

    Without Bob to protect uswe thought we would have no barrier,From he who would infect usexcept Enzo, which was scarier,The city shivered terrifiedfrom fear of the Infector's touch...

    "I guess your fear was verified, I wasn't a protector much."

    (I guess our fear was verified, he wasn't a protector much)(I guess our fear was verified, he wasn't a protector much)(I guess our fear was verified, he wasn't a protectorector much)

     

    It wasn't Enzo's fault at firsthe only was a little Sprite,At best he was the worst but thenhe slowly learned to do it right,

    And just as he was getting skilleda Game came down he couldn't win,I thought for sure they'd both been killed,first Bob then Enzo, not again!

    (And just as he was getting skilled a Game came down he couldn't win)(She thought for sure they'd both been killed, first Bob then Enzo, not again!)

     

    I went from Game to GameI aged, I grew and lost my innocence,I soon became enraged by eachand ev'ry bad experience,

    The Sprite you knew was goneI had become a grim aggressor man,I knew from that point onthat I was truly Bob's successor man.

    (The Sprite we knew was gone, he had become a grim aggressor man)(He knew from that point on that he was truly Bob's successor man)

     

    I met up with the Webridersand took the form of Interface,I joined my gun with pirate swordsand sailed the seas of cyberspace,

    And when at last the pair of uswere fin'lly reunited guys,Our shouts of joy did blare becausewe really were delighted guys.

     

    We soon made tracks to Mainframeso our friends could reunite with us,We made it back and Megabytewas waiting there to fight with us.

    When Bob wentface to face to face to facewith Hexadecimal

    ...his chances for survival shrank from small to infin'tesimal.

    (His chances for survival shrank from small to infin'tesimal)(His chances for survival shrank from small to infin'tesimal)(His chances for survival shrank from small to infin'tesiesimal)

     

    Bob helped to defragment my headwhile Matrix fought with Megabyte,I thought he'd wind up deadbut Matrix put up a terrific fight.

    I'd dreamed of this each lonely nightof doing in that virus trash,But just as I had won the fighthe engineered a system crash!

    (You dreamed of this each lonely night of doing in that virus trash)(But just as you had won the fight he engineered a system crash)

     

    What Megabyte had hoped to dowas cause his death to crack us up,I gambled on the User to ReBootand thereby back us up.

    It worked! We all were born anewand rid of things barbaric,And now we're back together,Ev'rything's alphanumeric!

    (It worked, we all were born anew and rid of things barbaric)(And now we're back together, ev'rything's alphanumeric)

    ___And now we're back together, EVERYTHING IS ALPHANUMERIC!!

  • "Who's gonna help me get up?" 😭

  • The pasties on Lil Miss Choksondik

  • Rise Against - Megaphone (2018)Rise Against - The Numbers (2021)Rise Against - The Answer (2022)Macklemore - fucked up (2025)Carsie Blanton - Ugly Nasty Commie Bitch (2024)Sorry that these are all YT links.

    Clearly I'm a RA fanboy, but I look at the state of the world and I hear their songs, and they're the same picture. I can't ignore their music.

    (ehem..except for the new Ricochet album with its questionable production decisions)

  • What a 🔳

  • I think this comment does not come across like you intended it to.

  • JD Pence

  • Once one accepts that non-binary (NB?) people have the same humanity as any other person, a potential partner's AGAB matters less. That's my experience, anyway.

    I'm demisexual, attracted to stereotypically feminine or androgynous bodies, and I've seen a number of very cute, penis-bearing women. If I had an emotional connection with a NB person or transwoman with the aforementioned body type, I think it’d be fun and exciting to see if we click romantically/sexually.

  • The ruling is good stuff, but the article says that the GARM entity folded - old news yet news to me. That's an effect Musk aimed for, and got.

    GARM (Global Alliance for Responsible Media) was a nonprofit purported to help businesses avoid having their brands advertised alongside bad content that may damage the brand. Bad Content Incorporated heard about it, and now GARM is no more.

  • Dull Men's Club @lemmy.world

    Kilometers count

  • Her face betrays her private thoughts, and they're the most insanely inappropriate things I have ever heard. Not one iota of her semihomogenous, meaty dumptruck is even close to anything that could be considered an actual dog. Everyone in this thread is burdened for having suffered through it. I award her no pets, and may Dog have mercy on her soul.

  • 1.99 game, now 8.99 just for you!

  • rule

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  • As a group: arrived from noplace electric quick

  • 🥳

  • I misread the headline's "abuse" as a verb, and it felt equally feasible.

  • Would John Oliver be interested

  • I remember Craig's face from the PBS commercials/postcredits for Dinosaur Train. Years passed, then I was force feeding my kids Hey Arnold! and saw Craig Bartlett in the credits. Had to look him up and was happy to see it's the same guy.

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  • I once drove cross country in the US from my home in the Ohio valley to the California coast. I have never been on an airplane and had only traveled to the biomes of Appalachia, Great Lakes, or Floridian beach.

    I had a wonderful (spiritual?) experience driving through the New Mexico desert. I had never seen so much LAND visible from my point of view, and I got lucky to see this while driving westward at sunrise. Even after seeing the Grand Canyon on this same trip, I wasn't as affected as I was when I saw the expansive desert.

    I am a tall Caucasian male though, so I had a built-in sense of security. It can be a tenuous plan for plucky youngsters, especially young women, safety-wise.

  • I view your pics all the time and today I just wanna say I admire your commitment and enthusiasm. <3

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world

    Yes Kings

  • AntiTrumpAlliance @lemmy.world

    Precursor to ICE rounding up homeless?

    www.espn.com /nfl/story/_/id/47704777/ex-lineman-kevin-johnson-killed-la-encampment-examiner-says
  • News @lemmy.world

    Ex-lineman Kevin Johnson killed at L.A. encampment, examiner says

    www.espn.com /nfl/story/_/id/47704777/ex-lineman-kevin-johnson-killed-la-encampment-examiner-says
  • cats @lemmy.world

    They hate each other, and yet

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Cabbage Patch Kids

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Frog On Porch not included

  • me_irl @lemmy.world

    me_irl

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    In Sonic the Hedgehog 1/2/3, what did you call this powerup?

  • Cincinnati, Ohio @lemmy.world

    Big Key chest

  • AntiTrumpAlliance @lemmy.world

    Jon Stewart captures what'll become DJT's "Hitler Portrait."

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world

    This is it. Jon Stewart captures what'll become DJT's "Hitler Portrait."

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Work Itt

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    Bit my tongue

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Hint ru(le)?

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    The big bang left a carcass and we're the maggots.

  • Deep Rock Galactic @lemmy.world

    Uplink supervisor hitting crystal 25m away

  • Mildly Infuriating @lemmy.world

    How is this Amazon ad anything BUT a trick to get a 7 year old child to get their mitts on dad's phone and charge his credit card $13K in two clicks?

  • Political Discussion and Commentary @lemmy.world

    Secret hand sign for "Eat the Rich"?