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  • "Looking for a career? Do you have at least 6 months of experience as a cage fighter? Text WAFFLE to 123456"

  • You're thinking of an ombudsman. An ophthalmologist is a grappling submission that uses your legs and hips to hyperextend an opponent's shoulder joint.

  • No, you're thinking of an ornithologist. An opthalmologist is someone who practices dark arts.

  • Sausage is just pre-shit.

  • I am considering challenging him to a cage fight.

  • I'm pretty sure you can donate to Mozilla, are you saying that donations to Mozilla don't accomplish what we might want? I only know a little about how much Mozilla sucks so I'm ready to learn more.

  • tl;dr: the mistress's vagina was deformed.

    (I also have not read it)

  • You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

  • True visionaries.

  • I was in my late 30s when I realized the Beatles were not spelled the same as the insect beetles, and that their band name was a pun on "beat."

  • Make friends with the legends who live downstairs.

  • If you're clumsy, do a grappling martial art like wrestling or Jiu-Jitsu. After 6 months even if you still suck at that martial art (e.g., me) your nerves and muscles will know how to move shockingly efficiently.

  • I don't know if this is true but I once read that people expected the cotton gin to improve slaves' conditions because that part of the process was incredibly labor-intensive, so it would be saving them work. Instead it made cotton farming more profitable and boosted slave ownership. ☹️

  • So Deep

    Jump
  • Yeah baby, lay that pipe.

  • Thanks to alcohol, that phone is now the cleanest thing she's had in her mouth all night.

  • I will die on this hill: Dude, Where's My Car is actually a good movie. People just can't see past the premise to realize it's executed extremely well.

  • In the Midwest, obviously.

  • linuxmemes @lemmy.world

    Dad uses a computer in 2025

  • Linux @lemmy.ml

    Dad uses a computer in 2025

  • okbuddyrosalyn @lemmy.world

    Dad uses a computer in 2025

  • test @lemmy.ml

    What browser am I using

    www.whatsmybrowser.org
  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Saab rule

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    The Cathedral Church of St. Mark on Instagram: "Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, Barbie knows that Ash Wednesday’s a must!"

    www.instagram.com /stmarksutah/p/C3TCJq4v1Fi/
  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml

    Where does Lemmy store upvotes, downvotes, and replies?