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  • Suppose it started out Leave It To Beaver peaceful, but I could sense it was too perfect. It became creepy when each person or character I encountered responded violently in a single voice after I realized it wasn’t real. Then, it launched a rant about how if I wanted to resist the peaceful transition it was offering, I could have it the hard way. Then it spiraled out of control, with situations changing rapidly like a hall of horrors. Despite it ceasing to engage in verbal communication, I was always aware of each event, just cruel stuff. It felt like being in a classroom where you think time feels like it’s barely moving.

  • I’ve undergone several severe treatments throughout my life. Tragically, I succumbed to an aneurysm and a stroke on my fifth treatment. Ironically, I somehow sensed my impending demise.

    As my family was informed of my passing, I remained in the surgery room, sitting upright and babbling like a wild gorilla. To preserve my brain function, they placed me in a medically induced coma and administered an ice bath for over a week. Upon awakening, I found myself speaking and realizing that I needed to relearn English. In the process, I inadvertently forgot three languages.

    They informed me that I would be in the hospital for months, relearning motor skills, walking, and recovering from pneumonia. Remarkably, I managed to discharge within a little under a month.

    A common question people ask is whether I experienced heaven or hell. The answer is no; there was simply a peaceful, empty void devoid of any connections. I vividly recall being torn from this state and sitting upright, babbling. However, that week-long coma was an absolute torment in my mind, as my heavily medicated subconscious interpreted it as 8 decades of brutal mental torture that I still vividly remember.

  • It’s remarkably easy for the average person to believe all of America is collectively just like Trump, without realizing there’s a large swath of the American population who are vehemently against it who are being ignored.

  • lol I read the post and knew what the username was going to be.

  • Has to do with this old meme

  • I see this when I go to Walmart, the last thing I want is to have need extra lighting to recognize them.

  • enuclaw

    Jump
  • I think we know if the horse is that deep in the man is dead.

  • I'm pretty sure RFK Jr's brainworm died of starvation.

  • It's on Paramount+ and he was great as Mr. Noblet.

  • Gotta say, it's what I do lol.

  • It's only a matter of time now.

  • At least two faces are first glance look like ghouls without noses.

  • I would think that's the point, they want you cracking your phone.

  • Now I can't unsee it. 🤔

  • Here here.

  • We need to remember the mistakes of the past, lest we are bound to repeat them. Or, something like that... 😂

  • She's my brown-eyed girl.

  • Arctic @lemmy.world

    Image upload problems in the latest update

  • Asklemmy @lemmy.ml

    Looking at 2 Uninterrupted Power Sources, CST1500SUC and CST135UC2. Which should I go for?

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    Rule of Acquisition #19, Satisfaction is not guaranteed

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    Look, Duruas

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world

    That was beautiful…

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    Please stop the ride, I want off

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Please stop the ride, I want off

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Any hairs movement feels like a bugs on you, it’s ever more common when you’re hairy

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    Downside of any body hairs movement feels like something’s crawling

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    Life owning a dog

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Life having a dog

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    When you’re sick, you just want to sleep it off

  • It's always sunny in philadelphia @lemmy.ml

    Get a job?

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    Did You Know?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Did You Know?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    It’s going good so far 🤞🤞

  • Memes @lemmy.ml

    It’s going okay, so far 🤞🤞

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    If only life was this simple

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    If only life was this simple

  • Risa @startrek.website

    Found an oldie but a goody Gowron meme