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@ TherapyGary @anarchist.nexus

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Being a bodyless head with a freak long tongue is not only okay—it can be an exciting opportunity

  • How did you figure this out? I asked the internet and he didn't no

  • Works on my end :p

  • What the heck

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Do you think because bacteria's are what makes farts smells bad and then we say "follow your instinks"?

  • At the point of full expansion, it can feel like a rubber band snap in the chest,

    🤮

    I often struggle with arythmia, angina, and palpitations, with up to several seconds between beats sometimes, and this sounds horrific. I'd rather double my heart problems than trade them for this

  • Can I just break up with her til Thursday?

    Edit: that's when she turns 29

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    IMPORTANT PSA FOR PARENTS

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    The Embarrassment of Ordering Food: A Case Against Expressing Desire

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Understanding Service Industry Induced ADHD (SIADHD)

  • Lefty Memes @lemmy.dbzer0.com

    Hannah Montana theme song starts playing

  • Thank you for engaging with my content!

  • Thanks for saying that! I've been wondering about the downvotes too. I reposted it with the "Fake Ad" tag thinking it was because it looked like a real ad, but that clearly wasn't it 😅

    My only other guess is the image comes across as misogynistic if you don't read the post

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    BattleShip! Couples Counseling (See Inside for Details!)

  • Inspired by this:

  • The Shitpost Office @lemmy.dbzer0.com

    [Ad] BattleShip! Couples Counseling (See Inside for Details!)

  • Is this about me

  • Lol idk I've never shopped at Costco. I did experiment with sneaking in just to see if I could, but I didn't get anything

  • Yeah that's the only kind of shoplifting people should be doing

    I mean, I think it's obvious that I disagree?

  • Oh it just occurred to me why you're saying the thing about buying something. Even when I shop like a regular customer, I still decline to show my receipt, both as personal practice and to help destigmatizate it for anyone who is actually stealing

  • Yeah we're talking about different kinds of shoplifting 😅 I suppose I should've posted this to c/illegalism, but I wanted to support this instance

  • In the States, at Walmart, someone's entire job is to stand at the door and ask to see receipts.

    Edit: Also I'm lowkey offended and annoyed that you assume I'm a noob and, as such, wrote your comment with a condescending tone

  • Dreams @anarchist.nexus

    I met Charlie Kirk

  • Shoplifting @anarchist.nexus

    What's your favorite way to respond to the receipt checker (or any other employee who tries to stop you)?

  • What

  • Apologies for the incorrect pronouns in the image- I would've edited it but I'm driving

  • The Shitpost Office @lemmy.dbzer0.com

    I would like to file a complaint