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Fortunately, woodland creatures don't hire lawyers

  • OP plays it safe at work

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  • That's HK-50, meatbag. I never did find all the parts to rebuild 47. I recall there is a factory pumping out 50s, but I never got to stop that either.

    I miss that game. 2 was so much more polished than 1, but the first was so ground breaking

  • Itchy

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  • For me, it's when I touch hydrocarbons!

  • Microblog Memes @lemmy.world
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    Itchy

  • Borders

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  • hmm

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  • NSFW

    Dyson deez nutz

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  • Is that an oz/RFK hybrid?

  • The boys care

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  • Hey man, good for you. It's all a journey. You know what you need to do next (booze) to keep improving. There are healthier ways to cope. No shame, I like a good drink now and then, but if you can cut out all that other stuff, booze will come easy.

    Not downplaying the challenge, here, but trying to encourage you.

  • Evolution

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  • Me too, thanks. If I'm not making a total ass of myself, you need to get me to a hospital because something is wrong

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    Manscaping

  • Evolution

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  • Microblog Memes @lemmy.world
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    Epiphanies

  • Microblog Memes @lemmy.world
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    The boys care

  • Science Memes @mander.xyz
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    Evolution

  • wanna have a perfectly healthy guy take 1 recreationally so i can use him as a human dildo for hours

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  • I'm 40. Lmao. 3 to 5 business days. not really, but it sure feels like that compared to my younger self.

  • Billionaire CEO: Work-Life Balance Is For The Weak

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  • Lawyer? I don't know what else could put up numbers like that

    I used to pull 300 hr months from May to December stomping though the bush and digging holes. Tiring doesn't even begin to describe my field seasons.

    My off season was working on mines as a soil monitor, and those months were 220-250 hrs. A lot easier work, but it takes its toll on you too.

    Did that for 10 years. My hips and lower back were completely toast.

    Now I work 37.5 a week at a desk. Made in the shade, baby.

    Finally rehabbed my injuries as well.

    Life is good.

    Any one who says work life balance is a myth or for the weak can come get eaten by black flies with me. That's if I don't brain them with my shovel first.

  • Microblog Memes @lemmy.world
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    Obliterated

  • Science Memes @mander.xyz
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    New gf

  • sacrifices

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  • Over 25 is a hag? what the actual fuck. The manospehere is so delusional, and those delusions come from podcasts and media. The absolute lack of critical thinking by men these days is baffling and terrifying. They see the world only as someone else has painted it for them, and don't have an independent thought in their skulls.

    Other people also suffer from this, but it's almost rabid in nature amongst men.

  • Microblog Memes @lemmy.world
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    Losing fights online and in real life

  • History Memes @piefed.social
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    I dare you

  • It's free real estate

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  • solarpunk memes @slrpnk.net
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    Smoking Sonic's Stinky Feet

  • The only thing you want to see on the website

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  • Stock photos of people with drinks, smiling and laughing.

    FTFY

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    3.9% APR

  • This is gonna be a gas

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  • Yes. Sorry just waking up :$ Blacklist, not Blindspot, though that one is also pretty solid

  • This is gonna be a gas

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  • I love Blacklist. It's a bit campy in places but overall good, and Spader is so charismatic.

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  • Yeah, just not on what he was hoping.

    Somehow, fly-bitten, drooling-from-repititon pedologist probably isn't as tasty to eat

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  • I've told this story a few times. I used to do tons and tons of soil survey. Hike, dig a hole. Rinse repeat all summer. Most surveys would be anywhere from 500 to 2000 pits in size.

    Anyway, I was on this massive survey in Ontario. 21 days on, a week off and 21 days on again. I was on like day 16, stomping though some bush behind this guy's house, and I see this rock that DOES NOT belong here. I notice this kind of shit because as I'm walking I take in the landscape and it's features to help classify soil.

    Meh. I got 1800 more pits to do... Then curiosity gets the better of me.

    I walk back over to the rock. It looks one of those salt lamps you'd find at a massage place. I pick it up, and I turn it over, a confused look on my face. My confusion deepens as I see a worn price tag. It IS one of those stupid salt lamps. Who the fuck puts one out here?

    I set it down, go to get up and look straight into a trail camera.

    Fuck. This is a salt lick to bait deer.

    The photos would have shown my tired, dumb ass walk into the frame. Walk out of the frame. Walk back to the rock. Pick it up and turn it over and then look right at the camera

  • It's called fashion, sweaty, look it up

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  • What, never heard of hot couture?

  • my Lemmy modus operandi & why I end up deleting an account and making a new one

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  • We've all been there. Believe it or not, I'm pretty introverted, yet I like to chat, at least in a 'small group'. The internet feels kind of small because each thread you're in only has a handful of people commenting, so you feel like you're talking to a small group, despite it being disproportionately lurkers.

    At some point you kind of stop caring, or at least that's been my experience.

  • Fluoride in drinking water has no effect on IQ or brain function, long-term study shows

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  • Russian dentistry during that time period, from what I recall reading, was horrific.