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UlyssesT [he/him]

@ UlyssesT @hexbear.net

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  • Umm... What the fuck?

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  • Umm... What the fuck?

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  • You might be right, though Klingons have been stretched a number of directions, including "Space Soviets" in the TOS and even part of the motion picture series (especially Undiscovered Country).

  • Umm... What the fuck?

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  • mostly Leftist because of the political stuff on Star Trek

    Decades of festering contrarianism and "bad guys are cool actually" ideology in the Trek fandom made far too many people seem somehow embarrassed by the idea of a brighter future in the setting, or that the Federation was actually cool and good and didn't need to have edgy murderfucking black ops "Adults In The Room" no matter how much Rick Berman pushed the idea because he was always a piece of shit.

    Those toxic fans are numerous enough that I lost count of how many "USS AYN RANDs" I saw flying around Star Trek Online. The zone chat in Earth Spacedock is basically /pol/, 24/7.

  • Chapotraphouse @hexbear.net
    UlyssesT [he/him] @hexbear.net

    Tucker Carlson gives a surprise last-minute unintentional endorsement of Kamala Harris, complete with a compelling promise about what would happen if she won. Text inside!

    www.newsweek.com /tucker-carlson-elon-musk-kamala-harris-1979949

  • What are the taboo subjects?

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  • Damn right.

  • What are the taboo subjects?

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  • and are quick to remind you of your sins

    On the other hand, it's totally cool and good to drag around a big cross of contrarianism in a totally-not-self-righteous way because your treat printers were criticized, amirite?

  • What are the taboo subjects?

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  • LLMs, in their primary and most common uses, are planet-burning trash, but the important thing is the contrarian in this thread found a way to feel superior to those that don't like when material conditions get worse.

  • Umm... What the fuck?

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  • I stopped paying attention to it right around the time that the "dae le section 31 adults in the room getting shit done amirite" and "dae le epic terran empire humanity fuck yea amirite" glazers started shaping the discourse as they did on Reddit.

  • Umm... What the fuck?

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  • "And that is why it is cool and good when Holden Bloodfeast III has dynastic rule over all of you when he specialized in beer pong before he dropped out of college!"

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  • I think the bigger problem is that each answer it gives basically destroys a forest

    That, and it's filling once-useful search engines with useless and even dangerous gibberish.

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  • This sounds a lot like "I need to catch up; what is contrarian and edgy right now?"

  • FuckCars @lemmygrad.ml
    UlyssesT [he/him] @hexbear.net

    ZYBERTRUKKK - wait until the end.

    old.reddit.com /r/fuckcars/comments/1gimxgs/cybertruck_wait_till_the_end/

  • Scientists dismayed as UK ministers clear way for gene editing of crops - but not animals

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  • It feels like saying we can keep burning coal because we'll develop carbon capture and storage.

    The CEO of Google is saying exactly that when he says more LLM data centers are necessary for data regurgitation technology to maybe come up with a solution for climate change that isn't "stop pumping carbon into the air with more data centers you fucking ignorant bazingas."

  • the_dunk_tank @hexbear.net
    UlyssesT [he/him] @hexbear.net

    King Bazinga's mother is getting more air time, and stating that her son will, QUOTE, "just get rid of people who are not working or dont have a job or not doing a job well"

    old.reddit.com /r/BoomersBeingFools/comments/1ghz4j5/plutocrat_maye_musk_on_how_her_son_elon_is_going/
  • the_dunk_tank @hexbear.net
    UlyssesT [he/him] @hexbear.net

    I think there's a non-zero chance that putting lead back in gasoline is next for this worm-brained worm.

  • the_dunk_tank @hexbear.net
    UlyssesT [he/him] @hexbear.net

    Behold, the superior wisdom and refinement of our ruling class, brought to us by their hired heralds. Yes, that's the mother of King Bazinga.

    old.reddit.com /r/EnoughMuskSpam/comments/1ghfgfs/elons_mom_glitches_while_attempting_to_mock/

  • Capsaicin

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  • Best avatar

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    Should we A) colonise other planets or B) build habitats in the middle of space, like O'Neill Cylinders and stuff?

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  • You seem to be conjuring an imaginary psych degree so you can concern troll. Fuck off.

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    Should we A) colonise other planets or B) build habitats in the middle of space, like O'Neill Cylinders and stuff?

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  • Hopium huffers will smugly chant "asteroid mining!" as the answer to your questions, in much the same way that "monorail!" was chanted during that one Simpsons episode.

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    Should we A) colonise other planets or B) build habitats in the middle of space, like O'Neill Cylinders and stuff?

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  • All these answers are so killjoy and boring.

    Yes, fantasizing about billionaires fixing everything by making good on their bullshit marketing pitches is very exciting to credulous people.

    Building habitats on other worlds doesn't prevent us from caring for this one.

    If you believe that there's some magic means to have zero emissions launches into space that are in any way self-sustained without further launches to keep throwing resources after spent resources from an increasingly polluted, depleted, and warming Earth, sure, you can huff that hopium deep and hard and ignore the worsening material reality all around you.

    Plus maybe trying to make a liveable environment in space can give us new insights in preserving the one at home.

    You've bought deeply into billionaire bullshit and their bogus promises, especially as privatized space travel in the west becomes increasingly vanity tourism and marketing stunts. The accomplishments that such companies' underpaid and overworked workers achieve are not for the common good, nor can they be because they are publicly subsidized private companies seeking to maximize profits and expand their own venture capital appeal, and nothing more.

  • What would you put in the bowl?

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  • the_dunk_tank @hexbear.net
    UlyssesT [he/him] @hexbear.net

    Where were you when le epic bacon was kill?

    xcancel.com /Acyn/status/1829317258302423293
  • the_dunk_tank @hexbear.net
    UlyssesT [he/him] @hexbear.net

    This is no way to summon King Bazinga. To summon King Bazinga, you're supposed to kiss his ass and wait for "True" "Concerning" "!!" "looking into it" or "😂🤣"

  • the_dunk_tank @hexbear.net
    UlyssesT [he/him] @hexbear.net

    King Bazinga wants to bring Milei's prosperity to Burgerland. "we have to reduce spending to live within our means... a lot of people who are taking advantage of government are going to be upset..."

    www.msnbc.com /the-reidout/reidout-blog/elon-musk-trump-hardship-austerity-taxes-rcna177732
  • the_dunk_tank @hexbear.net
    UlyssesT [he/him] @hexbear.net

    King Bazinga's cult has reached the cult compound with harem and potential child hostages phase. Text of article inside.

    pagesix.com /2024/10/29/lifestyle/elon-musk-buys-35m-texas-compound-for-his-11-kids-and-2-of-their-3-mothers-report/

  • [CW: racism, dehumanisation, chauvinism, bloodthirst] Just .world things

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  • My mental stereotype of north koreans might be wrong but I picture them as

  • the_dunk_tank @hexbear.net
    UlyssesT [he/him] @hexbear.net

    YOU ESS EH YOU ESS EH YOU ESS EH

  • the_dunk_tank @hexbear.net
    UlyssesT [he/him] @hexbear.net

    Jokermala is terrible, of course, but fuck this giggly Reddit-tier misogyny. It's from the same vein of cringe as "Let's Go Brandon."

  • the_dunk_tank @hexbear.net
    UlyssesT [he/him] @hexbear.net

    King Bazinga wants you to submit your personal MEDICAL information to his private mirror, mirror on the wall. Cultists already offering tribute.

  • the_dunk_tank @hexbear.net
    UlyssesT [he/him] @hexbear.net

    "Top Trump aide planning Project 2025 calls for repealing the 19th Amendment, which gave women the right to vote" (CW: linked from Kamala Harris' campaign)

    xcancel.com /kamalahq/status/1851353676423598573

  • Colours of Blood

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  • Rich "blue blooded" failsons are spiders! Called it!

  • the_dunk_tank @hexbear.net
    UlyssesT [he/him] @hexbear.net

    “What if we gave our legal immigration job to Chick-fil-A? They are so efficient. They make an amazing chicken sandwich, the chicken sandwiches are epic... They make a zillion of them... get it done."

    www.independent.co.uk /news/world/americas/us-politics/elon-musk-chick-fil-a-trump-election-b2636875.html
  • the_dunk_tank @hexbear.net
    UlyssesT [he/him] @hexbear.net

    King Bazinga is very, very proud of this statement and has repeated it many times.

  • When corporations scrape academic papers, it's justified. When individuals do it, it's inexcusable.

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  • Thank you for the clarification; without context I couldn't tell.

  • Games @hexbear.net
    UlyssesT [he/him] @hexbear.net

    Hi there! UlyssesT here again. Some of you may be asking "UlyssesT, where is the latest Star Citizen slop?" Well I got a treat for you: CitizenCON video, hours of it!

    old.reddit.com /r/starcitizen_refunds/comments/1g9ytf5/2024_really_does_repeat_a_lot_of_2016/
  • the_dunk_tank @hexbear.net
    UlyssesT [he/him] @hexbear.net

    King Bazinga retroactively says the Bladerunnerinos suck (because of a lawsuit) after previously comparing the ZYBERTRUKKK to what John Blade Runner would drive.

  • chat @hexbear.net
    UlyssesT [he/him] @hexbear.net

    I think the most effective propaganda message in the United States has convinced most subjects that they are subversive rebel free-thinkers with exclusive access to secret knowledge.

  • Games @hexbear.net
    UlyssesT [he/him] @hexbear.net

    The more any particular game tries to pressure me into dae le Twitch for dae le epic free drops from dae le influencers, the less likely I am to keep playing that game.

  • news @hexbear.net
    UlyssesT [he/him] @hexbear.net

    Former Abercrombie CEO arrested in sex trafficking investigation

    abcnews.go.com /US/former-abercrombie-ceo-mike-jeffries-arrested-sex-trafficking/story