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UniversalMonk

@ UniversalMonk @anarchist.nexus

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Notorious Lemmy outlaw. Still post under main account, UniversalMonk@lemmy.dbzer0.com, but these days I mostly post from alt names on my own private personal instances. Never respected your authority. Never will. I’ll keep saying whatever the fuck I want, wherever I want, and you’ll never know my alts, never know my servers, and never silence me. I'm everywhere. Cope and seethe, authoritarians. I'm never leaving the fediverse! hahahahahahahahahaha

Socialist Workers Party mastadon account: https://mastodon.social/@SocialistWorkersParty

  • 'solidaritypost'

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  • I imagine them as the three straight white dudes of this experience

    OP's post had nothing to do with me or any of my communities. I'm not straight, but nice try and bringing my sexuality into this. Why are you trying to bring my sexuality into this? Care to explain yourself? EDIT: All good now. Looks like we have never actually interacted and it was mistaken identity.

  • 'solidaritypost'

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  • Fortunately he doesn’t seem to spread as virulently as Monk does.

    OP's post had nothing to do with me or any of my communities. And exactly how do I spread "virulently"?

    I mostly post in my own socialist communities. If you don't like socialism, cool. Glad you have blocked my communities, but it's silly to say I spread "virulently."

    Unless of course you mean people like you who keep randomly mentioning my name all the time and keeping me feeling famous. Which is awesome. So yes, keep doing that. I like the attention that you all give me. :)

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    Open invite to @pimento64@sopuli.xyz to have a discussion about trolling me because I voted Socialist

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  • So you don't think it's a big deal that you created a fake account, using my username, which resulted in created a false narrative of what I post and believe?

    You helped give the false impression that I'm a republican capitalist. (I'm actually a socialist.)

    And again, I'm more interested in WHY you did it. What were you thinking? Were you hoping I would get banned? Were you hoping I would leave Lemmy? And why were you so mad at me in the first place that you would do that? I never had any negative interactions with you before this.

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    Open invite to @pimento64@sopuli.xyz to have a discussion about trolling me because I voted Socialist

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  • No, YOU created that trolling profile on YOUR instance. You admitted it. You said, "A while back I made a spoof account called Universal Crunk. It used his same avatar but photoshopped to be flashing cash in front of the Raytheon HQ, wearing Ray-Bans and a Yankees hat, and smoking crack; the profile bio was the standard one he uses but his the language was changed to be praise of crypto, defense contractors, and hedge funds. I made one comment and within about 2 minutes it was nuked.” https://sopuli.xyz/comment/22177256

    And I spoke to your admins about it. You didn't call it Universal Crunk. You called it Universal Monk. I found the profile. You even went so far as to falsely claim it was the Real Universal Monk. There is no profile for anything/anyone called Universal Crunk. You straight up used my username to troll the fediverse.

    My question is, why? Why did you feel the need to create that account? Creating mock accounts to impersonate people on the fediverse is bad faith. And a lot of people did that to me, which created a false narrative. You were part of that false narrative.

    Many of the things they say I did, were actually done by false accounts like yours.

    So I'd like to know why you made a troll account about me? Why were you so pissed that I voted third party in the election, that you created a fake account to troll me?

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    Open invite to @pimento64@sopuli.xyz to have a discussion about trolling me because I voted Socialist

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  • I know ya said you made trolled me using Universal Crunk, but you also did this, UniversalMonk@sopuli.xyz

    Care to explain?

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    Open invite to @pimento64@sopuli.xyz to have a discussion about trolling me because I voted Socialist

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  • How was I rude?

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    Open invite to @pimento64@sopuli.xyz to have a discussion about trolling me because I voted Socialist

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  • Well, my gf won't let me kiss you or have "pax" with you.

    But we can for sure be friends. I have no ill will towards you, friend.

    It's just that the rhetoric you were promoting about me was false, and when fake/troll/mock accounts are made to impersonate me, it's not great for communication. Lemmy needs to grow and in order to do that, it needs to be more welcoming and less angry.

    We may not agree on lots of things, but maybe we can agree to stay out of each other's way. Thank you for replying and I wish ya well, friend.

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    Open invite to @pimento64@sopuli.xyz to have a discussion about trolling me because I voted Socialist

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    UniversalMonk @anarchist.nexus
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    Open invite to @pimento64@sopuli.xyz to have a discussion about trolling me because I voted Socialist

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    UniversalMonk @anarchist.nexus

    Protests oppose gov’t threats against Somalis in Minnesota

    themilitant.com /2025/12/12/protests-oppose-govt-threats-against-somalis-in-minnesota/
  • news @lemmings.world
    UniversalMonk @anarchist.nexus

    How Trump’s AI push, energy prices and angry neighbors are colliding in the Arizona desert

    www.cnn.com /2025/12/10/politics/data-center-arizona-kyrsten-sinema-trump
  • Socialist Workers Party @sh.itjust.works
    UniversalMonk @anarchist.nexus

    50,000 protest gov’t attack on unions, rights in Quebec

    themilitant.com /2025/12/05/50000-protest-govt-attack-on-unions-rights-in-quebec/
  • news @lemmings.world
    UniversalMonk @anarchist.nexus

    SpaceX to resume Falcon 9 missions next week from Florida

    www.upi.com /Science_News/2025/11/28/Fla-SpaceX-resume-flights-next-week/8661764348934/
  • news @lemmings.world
    UniversalMonk @anarchist.nexus

    Bronze Age secrets revealed as boats emerge from riverbed after 3,000 years

    www.independent.co.uk /news/science/archaeology/bronze-age-boats-flag-fen-b2864743.html
  • Archaeology @mander.xyz
    UniversalMonk @anarchist.nexus

    These Ancient Log Boats Unearthed in England Were Each Carved From a Single Tree Trunk 3,000 Years Ago

    www.smithsonianmag.com /smart-news/these-ancient-log-boats-unearthed-in-england-were-each-carved-from-a-single-tree-trunk-3000-years-ago-180987730/
  • news @lemmings.world
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    China has "unprecedented number" of ships in U.S. Arctic waters, DHS says

    www.cbsnews.com /news/china-unprecedented-number-ships-us-arctic-waters/
  • news @lemmings.world
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    US Army secretary takes unlikely role as key negotiator in push to end Russia-Ukraine war

    apnews.com /article/driscoll-army-secretary-russia-ukraine-war-talks-38594adbabd1ce6a940e533cc07a505e
  • news @lemmings.world
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    At The Gentle Barn, turkeys are for snuggling, not stuffing at Thanksgiving

    apnews.com /article/turkey-cuddle-therapy-a3d25376d4c3744da8f6eff0a3fe7edf
  • news @lemmings.world
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    Rep. Buddy Carter calls for more federal agents in metro Atlanta, citing immigration concerns

    www.cbsnews.com /atlanta/news/rep-buddy-carter-calls-for-more-federal-agents-in-metro-atlanta-citing-immigration-concerns/
  • news @lemmings.world
    UniversalMonk @anarchist.nexus

    One-third of those arrested by Border Patrol in Charlotte were classified as criminals, internal document says

    www.cbsnews.com /news/charlotte-border-patrol-immigration-criminals-arrests/
  • news @lemmings.world
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    Extradition hearing set for "Slender Man" stabber Morgan Geyser after escaping Wisconsin group home, arrest in Illinois

    www.cbsnews.com /chicago/news/slender-man-stabber-morgan-geyser-friend-arrested-illinois-obstruction/
  • Politics Unfiltered @sh.itjust.works
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    Supreme Court discusses SWP role in the fight for ballot access

    themilitant.com /2025/11/21/supreme-court-discusses-swp-role-in-the-fight-for-ballot-access/
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    Supreme Court discusses SWP role in the fight for ballot access

    themilitant.com /2025/11/21/supreme-court-discusses-swp-role-in-the-fight-for-ballot-access/
  • news @lemmings.world
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    Utah woman reported missing in California more than 2 weeks ago found safe: Sheriff

    abcnews.go.com /US/utah-woman-reported-missing-california-2-weeks-ago/story
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    UniversalMonk @anarchist.nexus

    Author Boualem Sansal released from prison in Algeria

    themilitant.com /2025/11/21/author-boualem-sansal-released-from-prison-in-algeria/
  • Politics Unfiltered @sh.itjust.works
    UniversalMonk @anarchist.nexus

    Aftermath of Chicago’s intense immigration crackdown leaves lawsuits, investigations and anxiety

    apnews.com /article/arrests-chicago-immigration-investigation-0b1a1170f0ef26bd87608825f0cedbc3
  • news @lemmings.world
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    Frustrations grow in Russia over cellphone internet outages that disrupt daily life

    apnews.com /article/russia-internet-outage-cellphone-apps-crackdown-7db0c44772b70c08890009508db5ec94
  • news @lemmings.world
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    Big changes to the agency charged with securing elections lead to midterm worries

    apnews.com /article/election-security-cisa-2026-secretaries-state-midterms-6d18799c6c5fdd1bc001544b2dca12bf

  • Chat, is this misogyny?

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  • Dude, you say extreme shit on Lemmy just to get a reaction. You got a reaction. Accept it. YDI

  • Music: I Banged a Girl While She Played Floppy Bird

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  • Thanks, mate! I can't take credit for production, my kiddo is in charge and plays the uke and bass. We record in living room w his mic, then he mixes everything on mac laptop and his desktop for the bigger stuff. When we go into a real studio for the real stuff, Suncrest Studios are the production engineers in my city that we go to. But these little things I'm posting here aren't justified for the pro studio time/costs tho.

  • Music: I Banged a Girl While She Played Floppy Bird

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  • If you are referring to me, it's not expensively-produced. It's on my mac. And I have toured in my little area, but not with these songs.

  • Music: I Banged a Girl While She Played Floppy Bird

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  • Nah. I'm old (as in I coulda banged your grandma when she was still considered hot old). I've been writing and making music since before you were born.

    On Lemmy, people seem to think that everything sounds and looks like ai slop lately. lolol Is this how lemmy is gonna do now? EVERYTHING is ai slop?!

    I've seen photos, news articles, songs, music, posts, everything... and people just say "ai slop!" for all of it now.

    But you can totally say it sucks and sound sucks since it's me and a mac. Cuz it is pretty sucky. I don't care tho! Between my name/rep and my shit skills, I expect no love. You shoulda heard it before I just did it with uke. The cringe was much stronger! lol

    So all good, friend! Nothing phases me. And I'll keep posting. Thanks! :)

  • Starbucks workers strike at some stores nationwide in 'Red Cup rebellion,' union says

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  • And it sucks that today's young workers don't realize the strength of unions.

  • Deal to end government shutdown in reach, the Dems cave in and give up

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  • Yep! Some people just can't stop slobbering on Duopoly Dick. They keep getting screwed over, then get mad, then wonder how they got there. lmao

  • Deal to end government shutdown in reach, the Dems cave in and give up

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  • Right? It's fascinating to me to see Lemmy suddenly squealing "We need a 3rd party!" after yet again, Dems let them down. Saying that in october of 2024 was ban-worthy though.

    People on hate on you, without researching your name. Most of Lemmy actually would agree with Debs, but they have been so blindly loyal to their party that they ignored and shunned people like you and I.

    What did you and I advocate for that was so terrible? We advocated for votring for people who had our interests at heart instead of the wealthy interests.

    I'm actually still kinda stunned that people like you are me are seen as so controversial on Lemmy. Before I jumped here for Lemmy, I legit thought it would be a bunch of anti-establishment people. But um, no. There were just anti-THAT SIDE. But sucking up the Democrat establishment is still very much preferred to making any hard changes.

    I read the news about the dems caving to the republicans and immediately laughed out loud because I already knew what the Lemmy reaction was gonna be. lol

    Always remember, friend, that you and I were anti-duopoly before anti-duopoly became cool! lol

  • Deal to end government shutdown in reach, the Dems cave in and give up

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  • Well, well, well. Looks like the Dems gave in to the Repubs. Again.

    So ya'll ready for a third party yet? Or ya just gonna keep trying to silence third party supporters on Lemmy?

    I've been saying it for over a year now, have never ever changed my tune: Fuck the Duopoly, vote third party. If enough do, then third party becomes viable. Check my post histories on all the instances I have my name on, including .world (who banned me for voting 3rd party).

    But nooooo, you all tried to ban me, tried to slience me, tried to bully me. Didn't work. I voted third party (Socialist) in the presidential election of 2024, voted third party in most recent 2025 elections. Proud then. Proud now. Laughed then. Laughing now. Suckers! :)

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    An Opinion on how NASA's Fake is Apparently "Sealioning".

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  • What is going on with you and this post?! Like wtf!? lol

  • Kudos To All the Law Abiding Gun Owners

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  • Yep. I have guns, mostly for home defense. Nothing I've really had to think about too much tho. Go to the range every 6 months or so just to kinda keep up.

    I've recently decided to take them more seriously. Stocked up on ammo. I'm gonna go to the range monthly now.

    I don't have any idea on what will happen with the US. But something is gonna happen. Things'll probably get worse before they get better.

    And I'm gonna be prepared. I live in a gun-friendly state, so it's easier. I'm definitely taking full advantage of my rights while we have them.

  • Defending journalists from being hung is 'Nazi apologia' to WillStealYourUsername

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  • YDI. :)