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WoodScientist

@ WoodScientist @lemmy.world

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  • No. We'll just leave that to the zoology interns.

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  • Frankly, I'm not sure I could take Lana Rhodes in a fight. She seems like a badass.

  • Glasses

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  • Surely it would be simpler to blindfold the gorilla. 🤣

  • One job is important to the prosperity and safety of our future. The other can disappear tomorrow and nothing would change

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  • Dude, you're on lemmy. Libertarians get shot here.

  • do it

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  • You don't need to solve the problems of the world. You are just one person. What you need to do is to solve your contribution to the world's problems, plus a little extra. Unless they're someone of high power and influence, an individuals doesn't need to solve the problems that are the result of the actions of millions. But millions of individuals acting together for the common good? That can move mountains.

  • The moral priorities of the average American

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  • The moral priorities of the average American

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  • And how common are such cases? Again, Gattaca came out nearly 30 years ago. I firmly reject the attitude of "it's only a matter of time," as it completely ignores all the works that goes into maintaining professional ethics and practices.

  • Jet fuel can't melt stinky beams

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  • What do you have against Moist?

  • The moral priorities of the average American

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  • We've had IVF tech for half a century. Still waiting for all those dooms about designer babies to come true. Any day now...

  • The moral priorities of the average American

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  • You're supposed to be picking berries in a forest. That's what you're supposed to be doing.

    Until you get back to that, you can shove it with the naturalist fallacy.

  • The moral priorities of the average American

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  • No one is buying babies. JFC. You're insane. People have fertility problems and doctors help them with them. No different than if you broke your dick and couldn't fuck anyone, and a doc helped you out with your problem.

    But sure, let's masturbate about gattaca instead.

  • The moral priorities of the average American

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  • Eh. How is that any different from the thousand of goods and services parents will pay for for their children?

    People want kids. Infertility treatments aren't morally wrong. And money is how we barter for goods and services.

    And don't try the intellectually lazy cop out of "just adopt!"

  • Falcon 9 rocket transiting our sun

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  • Eh. On these timelines a few climate collapses and nuclear wars are no big deal.

  • Falcon 9 rocket transiting our sun

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  • We will tame it.

  • This is what a solar eclipse looks like from the Moon

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  • Eh. I find existence to be overrated.

  • Court restricts abortion access across the US by blocking the mailing of mifepristone

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  • Very, very short shelf life unfortunately.

  • Do you know any songs about trains?

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  • The AI Termination Ban: Why Chinese Courts Just Made It Illegal to Replace Workers with Robots

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  • See the article or provide other suggestions before sea-lioning.

  • Do you know any songs about trains?

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  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    I tried to convert my cat to Catholicism. She refused.

  • Crazy Ideas @lemmy.world
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    Fuck it. Let's deal with the AI companies by bringing back and prosecuting them under old anti-witchcraft laws. I don't know what they're doing over there, but I'm pretty sure the Devil's involved!

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    National Corn Growers Association Calls for USMCA Renewal

    ncga.com /stay-informed/media/in-the-news/article/2025/12/ncga-calls-for-usmca-renewal
  • Crazy Ideas @lemmy.world
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    China should demand the right to openly sell fentanyl within the borders of the UK. If the UK refuses, they should declare war to force open Britain's ports.

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    Could the Supreme Court use a Writ of Outlawry to Rein in a Rogue President?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    Is it possible for a US citizen to open up a bank account in a foreign country and transfer money to it from within the US?

  • Crazy Ideas @lemmy.world
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    Let's crowd fund a robotic mission to the Moon. We'll send a probe whose only mission is to scatter a bunch of harpoons and other whaling gear at the Apollo 11 landing site.

  • Crazy Ideas @lemmy.world
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    Let's change the law to bring back the Old Germanic tradition of trial by combat, but specifically for consumer and labor disputes.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    The South in a Nutshell

  • Memes @lemmy.ml
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    It's an acceptable loss.

  • Crazy Ideas @lemmy.world
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    New constitutional amendment. We take nominations and hold a national single-round vote. If one person gets a majority, they get chained to a boulder and thrown into the ocean.

  • Crazy Ideas @lemmy.world
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    Are We...Umm....Sure that fossils aren't haunted by dinosaur ghosts?

  • Crazy Ideas @lemmy.world
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    Fuck it. Let's dig out the interstates, highways, and suburban streets large and small, and turn them all into canals.

  • Crazy Ideas @lemmy.world
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    Let's make elections truly interesting. Let's make voting a competitive event. Specifically, let's count and publish live the results of early, absentee, and election day votes as they come in!

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
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    The Planet of the Apes film franchise has single-handedly shaped entire fields of biological research.

  • Crazy Ideas @lemmy.world
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    Become US President. Procede to start a four year career of petty theft and break ins at homes within the limits of the District of Columbia.

  • Crazy Ideas @lemmy.world
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    James Earl Jones has died. For his funeral, let's stuff him in a Vader suit and give him an epic funeral pyre.

  • Fuck Cars @lemmy.world
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    Car brains, citing vague "freedom of movement," often say that it should be OK to run over protesters on highways. In turn, it should be legal to set fire to cars parked in bike lanes.