RFK Jr.: ‘I Am 6 Animal Penises Away From Curing Cancer’
RFK Jr.: ‘I Am 6 Animal Penises Away From Curing Cancer’
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The Onion and other satire w/ layers @sh.itjust.works The Onion @midwest.social Trump Assures Struggling Nation He Has Plenty Of Money
The Onion @midwest.social Trump Calls Groceries ‘A Hoax’
The Onion @midwest.social Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
The Onion @midwest.social Ron DeSantis Signs Bill to Remove the Word “Gay” From All Christmas Songs
The Onion @midwest.social Women ruining International Men’s Day by repeatedly asking ‘Yeah but when is International WOMEN’S Day’
The Onion @midwest.social Florida Child Bullied for Being Only One in Class Without Whooping Cough
The Onion @midwest.social JD Vance Cries In Bathroom After Trump Uses ‘Piggy’ Nickname On Someone Else
The Onion @midwest.social Unemployment figures show sharp increase in government blaming everyone else
The Onion @midwest.social Nestlé worried AI will destroy world’s water supply before they do
The Onion @midwest.social Trump Suddenly Doesn’t Want To Make a Big Deal About Someone’s Emails
The Onion @midwest.social Elon Musk Willing To Forgo $1 Trillion Pay Deal if Shareholders Tell Him They Think He Is Cool
The Onion @midwest.social Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
The Onion @midwest.social ICE Agent Panics After Realizing There More Children Than He Has Flash-Bangs
The Onion @midwest.social Prince Andrew Stripped Of Royal Computer Privileges
The Onion @midwest.social 6 year old hopes everyone gets that his Halloween costume is supposed to be Darth Vader wearing a winter coat
The Onion @midwest.social RFK Jr. Greets Trick-Or-Treaters With Big Bowl Of Ape Glands
The Onion @midwest.social Area Man Afraid Some Woman Might Come Out Of The Woodwork To Hold Him Accountable For Something
The Onion @midwest.social Trump Touts Productive Call With Putin About Ballroom Sconces
The Onion @midwest.social Visibly Bruised Pete Hegseth Declares Wobbly Barstools Threat To National Security
This satirical article is of course referring to the UK, because across the pond, the Trump admin refuses to release unemployment numbers for October.