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  • At least not in Texas.

  • “You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.” - Blazing Saddles (1974)

  • Did you all know that there are three Sandlot movies? Oh, and the third involves time travel.

  • Straight Tooken starring Liam Neesons.

  • The Onion and other satire w/ layers @sh.itjust.works

    JD Vance Still Waiting For Secret Service To Retrieve Him From Secure Hiding Area

    theonion.com /jd-vance-still-waiting-for-secret-service-to-retrieve-him-from-secure-hiding-area/
  • The Onion and other satire w/ layers @sh.itjust.works

    Trump Blames Early Cenozoic Era Tectonic Plates For Not Opening Strait Of Hormuz Wider

    theshovel.com.au /2026/04/22/trump-blames-cenozoic-tectonic-plates-not-opening-strait-wider/
  • The Onion and other satire w/ layers @sh.itjust.works

    Apple Backs Up Tim Cook’s Memories To Port Over Into Next CEO

    theonion.com /apple-backs-up-tim-cooks-memories-to-port-over-into-next-ceo/
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  • Okay, let's pretend this bullshit were true for a moment. He understands that's much worse, right? If you're too senile to tell the difference between a depiction of yourself as Jesus and one of you dressed up as a doctor you shouldn't even be allowed to use a stove unsupervised much less run a nation.