I'm not sure if I'd be able to stop myself from scratching out some of the letters to turn it into "Fugly"
You have four different sizes of mattresses? That's interesting, I've never been in a house with more than 2 sizes
This may come as a shock to you, but one can drive a sports car not like a jackass. Statistically, the vast majority of drivers of sports cars drive them completely normally.
If you're getting a car that old, it better be a Toyota or Honda. If your current car is starting to have issues, a car that's 7 years older will have even MORE issues
My closest regional hospital is a steaming pile of shit. I'd gladly go to the slightly further one that is not a steaming pile of shit if asked.
Wow, and to think you could have just... not commented this, and yet you chose to anyway...