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anonymouse2

@ anonymouse2 @sh.itjust.works

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  • I'm sick of directors/editors using jump scares in non-horror movies

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  • I tend to agree. But at least its expected in a horror movie. You go knowing what you're getting yourself into. It's the lack of expectation that makes it even worse in non-horror movies.

  • Thinking one is of above-average intelligence is highly frowned upon, despite there being a 50% chance of it being true.

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  • I don't think that knowing how much you don't know equates to believing that you're stupid. I know enough about a few subjects to know that I couldn't do them professionally, but I still don't feel stupid in those areas because I know more about them than the average person.

  • I've come to bargain

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  • Can it be like I'm stalking the company? I mean, if companies are persons now, I wouldn't mind being such a pain in the ass that a company takes out a restraining order on me.

  • So apparently full stops in texts are 'passive agressive' now. What other unwritten rules for texting have changed over the last couple of decades?

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  • I once confirmed an appointment over email by saying I'd 'be there with bells on', and the other person took offense. I guess they thought the use of the old-timey phrase was me being sarcastic. I thought it just showed my enthusiasm for the meeting. You just can never tell what will hit a person the wrong way.

  • Chickens are now extinct. What are we doing next?

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  • Chk'n

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
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    The Stock Market is Just Financial Fantasy Sports

  • FBI: Man, woman drive to police station with Homeland Security agent trapped in vehicle

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  • A genocidal maniac getting to off himself in a secret bunker isn't what I'd call justice.

  • Testing Shows Automotive Glassbreakers Can't Break Modern Automotive Glass - Core77

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  • Seat belt jamming is so rare that neither the NHTSA nor the AAA track it as a statistic.

    As for the glassbreakers, here's the big thing that most people don't realize: They're designed to break tempered glass, which is what most cars used to have for the side windows. However, modern safety regulations—specifically, the "Ejection Mitigation Rule" in the 2013 Federal Motor Vehicle Safety Standard 226 (FMVSS 226), mean that most manufacturers have transitioned to laminated glass for the side windows.

    Laminated glass (which is what the windshields were already made of) is tougher to break, and is now used to prevent occupants from being ejected through the side glass.

    An AAA research report tested six commonly-available glassbreakers. Not a single one of them was capable of breaking through laminated glass—and two of the tools couldn't even break through tempered glass, but instead broke themselves. On the glass.

  • Trombone

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  • Imagine getting to jerk off your instrument while changing notes.

  • Manic Stew

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  • Anhedonic Sugar Cookie

  • People who don't like math, why?

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  • Swap neg b with b square and you got it. I have recently used the quadratic equation for what I hope is the last time ever.

    Edit: Oh, and I think it's 4ac.

  • PIC

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  • -KLE RICK!

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    Joro Rule (a big ass spider!)

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  • Can you tell me what continent your friend lives on? I need to make plans to either never go there or move immediately.

  • credits

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  • I'd watch Luke guzzle blue milk for 10 hours before I'd watch a second of RoS.

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  • The root of our dysfunction is greed and lack of empathy, and it shows up in a number of ways that extend far beyond politics.

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  • Only took them 80 years to admit that, yes, Nazis ruined a perfectly good cross for everyone.

  • AI stethoscope could detect major heart conditions in seconds

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  • ... then hallucinate a couple more.

  • A&W’s new Complicated Family Menu features Step-Mom Burger, Secret Cousin Burger

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  • Can I get a Step-Mom Burger and a Hot Second-Cousin Burger in a 2 for 1 deal?

  • Llama

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  • Giant Red Panda

  • UK Official Calls for Age Verification on VPNs to Prevent Porn Loophole

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  • Or the poor adults who can't be bothered to parent their own spawn.

  • memes @lemmy.world
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    Once You See It...

  • Trees @lemmy.world
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    Went to my local sandwich shop tonight. Guy at the counter was super baked...

  • Programming @programming.dev
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    How Good at Math Does a Programmer Need to Be?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    You ever have a nightmare so good you wish you could rewatch it?

  • Selfhosted @lemmy.world
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    I spent ~$35 on new cables and my LAN speed increased 6x

  • memes @lemmy.world
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    Destined for Mediocreness