applebusch

@ applebusch @lemmy.blahaj.zone

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1 yr. ago

this is a pretty poetic counterpoint to people who think Idiocracy is prophetic. nature doesn't give a fuck about what you think or how you feel, it is what it is. being an ignorant fucking moron meant death for the majority of human history, either for you, or as in this case your children. there's a large evolutionary pressure for humans to be intelligent and well educated, and the worse things get the more that will be true.

23h ago

I want my money back

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applebusch @lemmy.blahaj.zone 23h ago

the worst part is I do take care of myself. I've taken better care of myself in the past few months than ever before in my life. it doesn't fucking matter because all I seem to want/need is community, to be part of a group that looks out for each other, and that feels fucking impossible because everyone is drowning under capitalism. no one has the time or energy to give a shit about me, or even give a shit that I give a shit about them. individualism is bullshit used to divide us so we don't get rid of capitalism. make it our fault by saying we just need to take better care of ourselves, but all we really need is a little help from our community that doesn't come with a fucking price tag.

23h ago

why is software engineering so horny

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applebusch @lemmy.blahaj.zone 23h ago

It's all the trans girls and eggs. We tend to show up in software roles a lot, and we tend to be pretty horny.

2d ago

:33

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applebusch @lemmy.blahaj.zone 2d ago

well yes, but also I am responsible for myself now, so if I don't work both me and my kitties will have a bad time

2d ago

mwwah

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applebusch @lemmy.blahaj.zone 2d ago

I keep scrolling past this and it keeps turning off my brain. how am I supposed to doom scroll when I can't think past the horny?

2d ago

:33

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applebusch @lemmy.blahaj.zone 2d ago

I wish I could stay unemployed, but I'm the mommy now :(

2d ago

Fucking terrifying

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applebusch @lemmy.blahaj.zone 2d ago

I think I might need two things to really meet the spirit of this

wakes up trans, neurodivergent, and queer in america

ok maybe like 5 things. oh shit I have to go outside today. maybe a fear based motivational system isn't going to work for me...

3d ago

Anime life lessons

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applebusch @lemmy.blahaj.zone 3d ago

as an american I can get behind most of what he's saying, but come on. burgers, jeans, and fried chicken? don't throw the baby out with the bath water.

3d ago

Crop tops should come with instructions 😭

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applebusch @lemmy.blahaj.zone 3d ago

We all learn the downfalls of our newfound power in our own way. I have a tank top that's super cute but is sooo fucking hard to put on and take off. Half the time I feel like I'm going to rip it or something, but then I get it on and it's just awesome.

3d ago

Autism rule

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applebusch @lemmy.blahaj.zone 3d ago

you ever think about going pro? maybe you could even get into the autism olympics.

4d ago

What a relief!

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applebusch @lemmy.blahaj.zone 4d ago

one time in high school my year had a pre graduation event, and the school rented one of those big convention rooms that are the closest thing most of us ever come to a ball room. anyway during the event we were served food, and one guy made it his mission to eat as much as possible. a bit after we were done eating he vomited and fully caught it in his mouth with the help of his hand, and proceeded to just swallow it all again. enjoy this cursed knowledge I am forced to carry. at least you don't have to see it lol.