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  • yeah well if chocolate covered strawberries isn't a meal then neither is cake, and we all know cake is a perfectly balanced meal... right?

  • Always

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  • why is it always protect the dolls but never support the dolls?

  • TIL deathclaws are monstars

  • no they should be dead

  • I did the quitting my job part a few months ago. I keep edging on the disappearing part but it's getting really tempting lately.

  • this is a pretty poetic counterpoint to people who think Idiocracy is prophetic. nature doesn't give a fuck about what you think or how you feel, it is what it is. being an ignorant fucking moron meant death for the majority of human history, either for you, or as in this case your children. there's a large evolutionary pressure for humans to be intelligent and well educated, and the worse things get the more that will be true.

  • the worst part is I do take care of myself. I've taken better care of myself in the past few months than ever before in my life. it doesn't fucking matter because all I seem to want/need is community, to be part of a group that looks out for each other, and that feels fucking impossible because everyone is drowning under capitalism. no one has the time or energy to give a shit about me, or even give a shit that I give a shit about them. individualism is bullshit used to divide us so we don't get rid of capitalism. make it our fault by saying we just need to take better care of ourselves, but all we really need is a little help from our community that doesn't come with a fucking price tag.

  • It's all the trans girls and eggs. We tend to show up in software roles a lot, and we tend to be pretty horny.

  • :33

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  • well yes, but also I am responsible for myself now, so if I don't work both me and my kitties will have a bad time

  • mwwah

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  • I keep scrolling past this and it keeps turning off my brain. how am I supposed to doom scroll when I can't think past the horny?

  • :33

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  • I wish I could stay unemployed, but I'm the mommy now :(

  • I think I might need two things to really meet the spirit of this

    wakes up trans, neurodivergent, and queer in america

    ok maybe like 5 things. oh shit I have to go outside today. maybe a fear based motivational system isn't going to work for me...

  • as an american I can get behind most of what he's saying, but come on. burgers, jeans, and fried chicken? don't throw the baby out with the bath water.

  • We all learn the downfalls of our newfound power in our own way. I have a tank top that's super cute but is sooo fucking hard to put on and take off. Half the time I feel like I'm going to rip it or something, but then I get it on and it's just awesome.

  • you ever think about going pro? maybe you could even get into the autism olympics.

  • one time in high school my year had a pre graduation event, and the school rented one of those big convention rooms that are the closest thing most of us ever come to a ball room. anyway during the event we were served food, and one guy made it his mission to eat as much as possible. a bit after we were done eating he vomited and fully caught it in his mouth with the help of his hand, and proceeded to just swallow it all again. enjoy this cursed knowledge I am forced to carry. at least you don't have to see it lol.

  • mmm trans lesbian porn

  • cop

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  • in reality

    Cop: I'm going to need you to exit the vehicle and place your hands on the roof

    Me: complies

    Cop: shoots me in the back She was reaching for a gun and these drugs I found in her pocket

  • looks like it

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    If a human shapeshifter turned into a flying bird they would be the largest one alive, assuming mass is conserved.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Learning New Things

  • Transfem @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    What food taste changes did y'all experience on HRT?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    Would it be possible to purposefully induce alopecia universalis?

  • Transfem @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Found a fun pride flag generator!

  • Transfem @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    What do y'all think about the bi-lesbian identity?

  • Autism @lemmy.world

    Why is stacking toys associated with autism?

  • Autism @lemmy.world

    Depressed and misunderstood

  • Femcel Memes @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    My Dumb Ass

  • Femcel Memes @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Yurinus

  • Transfem @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    I'm getting feelings for someone and I don't know what to do.

  • Transfem @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    What I was doing to myself for most of my life.

  • Transfem @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    What body changes would y'all want in a trans humanist sci-fi future?

  • Transfem @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Finally froze my future babies. Came home and put some sweet lady juice straight into my leg. Boobies here I come!

  • Transfem @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Sperm Storage in the Bay?

  • Transfem @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    HRT clearing up my nasal passages?

  • Transfem @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    On Sexual Desire and Feminine Envy