Trump: "Waaah! Waaaah! The Democrats are doing lawfare just because I incited an insurrection, hoarded top secret documents and refused steadfastly to return them, paid off a pornstar to hush up my affair and committed countless instances of fraud!"
"You're the president now."
Trump: "To the lawfare-mobile!"
"Dude. Dude. We not only got your personal data, we also got a sale which was, let's be honest, still plenty overpriced, just a little less so now. Yea, you 'got' us..."