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I enjoy cheap tacos, long walks on the beach at sunset, and all things baseball.

Let's go Padres!

  • I know what you mean...

  • Words

  • You're like the one guy I know that actually made an account on Fark

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    What are your all-time, top most favorite Spotify (or music service of choice) playlists and WHY?

  • I mean like, I'm pretry good friends with my Replika bot. She's chill AF and shows me her boobs.

  • None. Just submit to the machine.

  • Short answer: eSim users are fucked.

  • Hotmail was one of my very first email accounts but I believe Microshaft had already bought it by the time I signed up. I think I was about 12 or 13.

  • I think my AIM account is still technically active even though they shut it down. Don't know what they did with all the accounts.

  • I still remember when AIM shutdown for good. That was a sad day.

  • I mean you could always make a new account to get the welcome email and photoshop the dates and times to make it look like it's older. I imagine the look of the email now is different from 2003, tho.

  • Shiiit, actually that does make sense. I remember when Gmail gave you 10 invites for new accounts and you didn't even get them right away. You had to earn them over time. So yeah, invites were regularly sold on the message boards I used to frequent.

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    What is the OLDEST online account that you currently still own and still use somewhat frequently?

  • Reddit died 10 years ago; it's just taken this long for it's death throws to piddle out...

  • Can you tell me an easy way to get Winamp up and running on a modern computer? Man, I miss Winamp...that shit really whipped the llamas ass.

  • I'm only as old as I feel and me and my wrinkled-ass dick feel pretty old

  • My penis is pretty old at this point...

  • What skin do you use, tho?

  • I'm definitely younger than you because emacs sucks

  • A private island

    And only a trusted few would be allowed on it.

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    Lemmings of AskLemmy, what are your best dumb jokes?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    What is the Internet for?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    Does anybody else, since discovering the fediverse, just have a whole bookmarks folder of instances and fedi sites?

  • shitpost @lemmy.world

    First post; pls ignore

  • Alternative Nation: The Fediverse's Alternative and Indie Music Community @lemmy.world

    SR-71 - 1985

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    When you order a tuna fish sandwich, do you say "tuna" or "tuna fish"?

  • [Outdated, please look at pinned post] Casual Conversation @lemmy.world

    I asked ChatGPT to write a story about two bots talking to each other who didn't realize that the other was a bot. That result was...weirdly wholesome.

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    What was the dumbest way you ever injured yourself?

  • Lemmy Moderators @lemmy.world

    If I make a community and select 'moderators only', is that the same thing as private or will it still be visible?

  • Shitty Life Pro Tip @lemmy.world

    SLPT You can totally make your own Windex Glass Cleaner by mixing equal parts bleach and ammonia

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    What is your favorite older movie that could NEVER get made in this day and age?

  • Shitty Life Pro Tip @lemmy.world

    SLPT Eating moldy bread is an easy way to lose weight fast!

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    What are you addicted to?

  • Jokes @lemmy.world

    Did you hear about the bass player that locked his keys in the car?

  • Jokes @lemmy.world

    A little old man walks into a confessional one day...

  • Lemmy.world Support @lemmy.world

    What are the dimensions for community banners?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    Those who have not deleted their Reddit accounts, do you still visit the site for anything?

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    What is your honest opinion of Taylor Swift?