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Tomtits

@ blimthepixie @lemmy.dbzer0.com

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2009
Joined
1 yr. ago

  • My doctor told me to stop getting baked and loafing around

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  • He tried to come up with more bread puns

    Butty couldn't think of any

  • So…..I’ll just replace everything then?

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  • If you want to quickly depress the brake pedal just tell it your life story

  • Sri Lankan monks arrested after cannabis discovered in luggage

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  • Hare Kushnas

  • I dug a hole.

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  • Did you dig another hole to put all the material from this hole into?

  • Meet The Mushroom That Makes People Have The Exact Same Hallucination

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  • Any contraindications taking with pregagoblin?

  • Changeover valve broken - quick fix

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  • Could be head gasket repair? Either shop bought or just plain old egg white.

    Replacing the heater core is a bit of a ball ache innit?

    I'm almost ready to put everything back and ignore it for a while

  • Arson arrest after fire at packed-out LGBT+ club

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  • Perfect opportunity to call the new one The Pink Phoenix

  • Royal Mail investigating claims that postal worker ‘binned Reform UK election leaflets’

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  • “DO” is an acronym for delivery office, “D2D” for door-to-door or unaddressed advertising mail, and “IDGAF” means “I don’t give a fuck”.

    Brilliant

  • Meet The Mushroom That Makes People Have The Exact Same Hallucination

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  • So they know it's not Psilocybin.

    What is it then? The active ingredient

  • Kids today won't get this

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  • What about this

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    Trump says that he did not fall down while being evacuated from the WHCD. He says he was asked to get closer to the ground by agents

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  • Ah I thought the video would be of him falling over

  • Jaw-Dropping Security Revelation Emerges After WHCD Chaos

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  • That thumbnail...

  • wanna have a perfectly healthy guy take 1 recreationally so i can use him as a human dildo for hours

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  • Why is no-one talking about the OOP needing a hard hat to eat a hoagie?

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    White House considering bulletproof vest for Trump after third assassination attempt on president: report

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  • I'm surprised he doesn't have a version of the popemobile.

    But in gold.

    The TRUMPMOBILE

  • No one ever looks in pepper grinders until they are empty, you could put a decent amount of dead beetles in one and the owner never even know.

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  • I've got one of those smell designer rabbits (don't worry, she's a rescue) and her turds are about the size of peppercorns

  • After Security Scare, Trump Demands Approval for His White House Ballroom

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  • So... He got told no. Cried about it and staged an assassination attempt just to get his own way?

  • Hooch salute

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  • Mazel tov cocktails

  • Looking for a game that's really just a backdrop to bullshit with friends

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  • It's really, really basic but have you tried N+

  • King’s US state visit will go ahead as planned after Washington shooting, Buckingham Palace says

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  • Even the King knows it was staged

  • Mechanic Advice @lemmy.world
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    Changeover valve broken - quick fix

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world
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    Why is Sherlock Holmes' favourite restaurant a Mexican restaurant?

  • Dull Men's Club @lemmy.world
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    Made a foldawable, yea I just made that up.

  • Dull Men's Club @lemmy.world
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    Teeny tiny tajiny

  • Dull Men's Club @lemmy.world
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    Wood shed repaired and almost fully stocked.

  • aww @lemmy.world
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    Donna meeting the most interesting cat in the world et al.

  • Dull Men's Club @lemmy.world
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    Fixed minirig charger

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
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    With Iran letting certain nations sail through the SOH then false flag attacks might go back to it's original meaning

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
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    How many messengers were shot before the saying came about?

  • Memes @sopuli.xyz
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    I know it's illegal but that's a bit drastic

  • Music @lemmy.world
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    Getdown Services - Dog Dribble

  • pics @lemmy.world
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    Fallas in Valencia

  • bunnies @lemmy.world
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    Our latest Lagomorph - Fish

  • Bun Alert System @lemmy.sdf.org
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    Dos conejitos

  • It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia @sh.itjust.works
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    BEAK!

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
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    Is the Earth Song by Micheal Jackson a classic case of whataboutism?

  • Casual UK @feddit.uk
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    Man reviews cafés

    www.russelldavies.com /ebcb/typepad/eggbaconchipsandbeans/index.html
  • Casual UK @feddit.uk
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    Wetherspoon to open first pub in Spain – offering garlic prawns and beer from 6am

    www.theguardian.com /business/2025/nov/21/wetherspoons-opens-first-pub-spain-alicante-airport-eu
  • Casual UK @feddit.uk
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    ‘Possibly the most prolific sex offender in British history’: the inside story of the Medomsley scandal

    www.theguardian.com /society/2025/nov/20/possibly-the-most-prolific-sex-offender-in-british-history-the-inside-story-of-the-medomsley-scandal
  • Casual UK @feddit.uk
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    Standon Calling is the latest festival to go under.

    www.bbc.co.uk /news/articles/c7v8zqq48r0o