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  • 😁

  • Atlanta is the Delta hub; I try to make the location relevant. Like the new drone article… there’s a drone base outside Sugarland. Shhhh, don’t tell. 🙂

  • Leo helps detangle bizarro satire from bizarro reality.

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Trump Announces Democrats Are Sending Troops Into Iran

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    As Iran War Worsens, Democratic Strategists Struggle to Find Path to Lose Midterms

  • There are no smoking signs all over, but you’ll never see a no exploding sign on a plane.

  • I was going to create a 5-4-3-2-1-BOOM plan for the liquids you can carry on, but the article ran a bit long.

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    As Fuel Crisis Worsens, TSA Begins Allowing Americans to Bring Gasoline With Them on Flights

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Netflix Adds $10 Million Legal Settlement With Trump to Warner Bros Takeover Offer

  • He doesn’t like to ask for money, but the artist has a patreon and I support it.

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    QAnon Scientists Only Months Away from Grand Unifying Conspiracy Theory

  • Leo had a scheduling conflict he had to untangle.

  • Does that make me like the ogre guy?

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Ilia Malinin Calls for New Scores After Declaring Performance was Titled “America 2025”

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    IOC Rules Palestinian Athletes May Not Compete While Starving or Sick

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Kid Rock to Perform Events of LGBTQ+ Olympic Athletes in Competing Broadcast

  • He gets a bandit hat? He just got here, and he gets a bandit hat? Where's MY bandit hat? Why didn't I get shot at?

  • Now I’m going to spend all day trying to find a Quantum Leap cow pun.

  • Not the Onion, I write these just for Lemmy.

  • Unfortunately that just counts as one of your 99 problems.

  • I’m gonna make you stay up all night because of this, aren’t I?

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Experts Unsure if Trump Becoming More Unstable or Stealing Talking Heads Lyrics

  • I’m ashamed my satire is more plausible than anything they’ve said.

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    White House Claims Alex Pretti Death Was Permissible Over Suspected Customs Evasion

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Minnesota Officer Comforted by Thought a Texas Officer Would Protect Minnesota ICE Attacking Texans

  • Common mistake, Bob Ross was self taught.

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Canadians in Minneapolis Deny They Are Seeking Free Air Travel to Honduras

  • Democrats are demanding drone locks to fix the problem.

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Republicans Alarmed as Courts Declare Drones Covered by Second Amendment

  • ‘Murica

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    FEMA Announces “Go Fund Me” as Massive Cold Front Heads South

  • If you find it somewhere else, let me know, because I haven’t licensed any of these articles.

  • How will we know unless the bravest man shows us, and do we want that man to be beaten to it by Obama? Imagine how shameful that would be!

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    White House Asks Americans to Stop Tweeting That Nobel Prizes Deflect Bullets