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  • (Butler voice) "If you must perform sex acts with a sandwich, I suggest limiting yourself to vorephilia"

  • Eggstrogen

  • Pan-fried batter is always 👍

  • There might be some edge cases where a round going fast enough to exit a target would impart less energy than a shower round that completely stops inside the target

    Probably not the case with a hunting rifle though

  • Pingas!

  • I like "bits"

  • "Next time you need help call a crackhead"

    Absolutely, man! They're stronger than they look and will do anything for $20

    I had a neighbor once who was a recovering addict and owned a small roadside trash pickup business. According to him, he got off the crack but stayed on the crackhead grind. He was awesome

  • Lol, no

  • Cool! Now let's do that 2 years ago

  • Monkey's paw curls, you trip and break your wrist

  • As far as the trolley problem goes, whoever killed the guy objectively preserved more lives by doing so

  • Get in, loser! We're going to Agartha!

  • I'm so close to filling out my antichrist bingo card

  • Yo! Welcome back!

  • Afroman mentioned 👍

  • It's usually those sugar-free drink mixes, so no antioxidants here.

    He's 2, so he's still taking a midday nap, there's no time of day when caffeine wouldn't throw off his sleep schedule

    Also, in our unique position, he has a heart condition, so caffeine might actually be out for his whole life

  • My wife is taking Friday off to celebrate her birthday!

  • I have a tabby named Jack and an orange named Sam, and my neighbor has cats that are the same color and the same names XD

    So I call her cats "Samposter" and "Faux-Jack (Catman)"

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    If I shared a home with a 36' tall, 2-ton creature, I would be very careful to stay away from its feet while it walked

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Rule

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Rule Collar Gays

  • catsstandingup @lemmy.world

    Danger kitty has a question

  • AnarchyChess @sopuli.xyz

    En Pissant or smth idk I don't play chess

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    The most dangerous activity

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Prulebably

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Acquire bread

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    Given gelatin's source, it makes more sense as a savory dish than a dessert

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Enormous Rule

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Eh close enough

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    Never buy a dog from a locksmith

  • Shirts That Go Hard @lemmy.world

    pants

  • Femcel Memes @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    When you have a lot of things to do

  • Femcel Memes @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    True story

  • 196 @lemmy.world

    Super Smash Bros Dracula Rule

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Can cis dudes have gender goals?

  • Mental Health @lemmy.world

    DMV learned about my depression, now I'm not allowed to drive anymore

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    Dogs are different in France

  • Dad Jokes @lemmy.world

    How much can a lemon-sized bladder hold?