csolisr

Incredibly enough, I've been working for seven years and I'm still capable of translating this somehow. I knew that following Lessons in Meme History would come handy. Anyway:

when im reading my ethical queer medias

Self-explanatory, hopefully - OP is reading media with non-heterosexual content and no problematic associations...

and the darkwoke rape malegaze core media chuddys

...and the sleazy suckers that are into the progressive media for the wrong reasons, especially their desire to view media as a way to satisfy their misogynist, abusive tendencies...

infest my woke fandom with tourist hetslop incel behaviour

...screw with OP's progressive group of media aficionados by behaving in a way not proper of an actual established fan, including their acting like an "involuntary celibate" (who believes he's owed love and sex, but is blocked by social circumstances outside of his control) and "heterosexual slop" (pointless fan content that tries to detract the queer fandom's established relationship head-canons a.k.a. shipping)...

so i begin age regressing into a different species

...and this is where the sarcasm starts to show, as OP claims to start mentally turning into a trans-species baby...

and beg my mediatok polycule to comfort me

...and asks OP's group of polyamorous lovers from the media-appreciation parts of TikTok to give some comfort...

(my yumeshipper PTSD kicked in)

...as OP's past trauma from having self-shipped (that is, considered oneself as being in a relationship with a specific fictional character) starts to rear its head again.

I'd think he'd be suspicious after the lack of children for 15 years, but who am I to judge

Says the dude that died a virgin (and may or may not have been homosexual, or at least asexual)

Hey, it looks like the bot is broken today

Pepsi with ice cream: a "black cow" that tastes like a nice milkshake

Pepsi with milk: "Pilk", tastes like vomit

How come there is such a difference from the state of matter of the darnged milk?

My theory: companies secretly violating international treaties to extract resources from below the ice floor

Including possession? What will they do, demand all users in the UK to unlock their devices for regular content scans?

My puppy, going to the gym, and maintaining my home server. Makes me feel a bit more useful.

Next to nothing breaks... unless you use GNOME, KDE, or some self-hosting apps - the latter one is unfortunately a deal-breaker for me, as that would require me to manually migrate my Fediverse services from YunoHost to Docker/Podman while somehow keeping the same encryption keys and HTTPS certificates. I'm still investigating how to do so.

@vermaterc Still waiting for the miraculous LLM based solely in open-source software, that actually keeps the code attribution and license in mind, and generates the credits automatically...

I see. If I ever get to change my main device, I'll consider to unlock the bootloader and try this

How useful is it to run a Graphene derivative in a device without the required safety hardware?

I once was working on a code base where the final solution to their technical debt was to... switch to another tool entirely and decommission the old one. It was cheaper, and faster, than basically rewriting the app to upgrade to a supported version of the libraries.

Schrödinger's Discord Kitties, as it were

And that's precisely why we need fewer heroes/idols/exemplary figures in general, not more. Let movements keep themselves going on their own merits, not on the charisma or talent of a corruptible person.

Did they settle for Thursday as the "middle of the week" specifically because ISO 8601 starts the week count on Mondays?

Part 1, for those interested: youtube.com/watch?v=C-83-YPYSK…

Alternately: K = Is it Kefka Palazzo from Final Fantasy VI?

Or, in my case, my pup desperately barking to whatever random person or dog happens to cross in front of my house

Heck, I sometimes pick the trash I find laying around to toss it on the proper place

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Walmart wants a fucking review of this common ass jug of milk. Go ahead shitposters, review the fucking milk.

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Ok, I actually want to talk about this for a moment.

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