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empireOfLove

@ empireOfLove @lemmy.one

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DEAD ACCOUNT. Lemmy.one does not have active administration and I need to move on. Catch me over at dbzer0: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/u/empireOfLove2

Yet another Reddit refugee from the great 3rd party app purge of 2023. Obligatory fuck /u/Spez.

  • 18 December 1986

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  • If Calvin was 6 in 1986, then he'd be turning 44 in 2024. Very young in the current political climate but definitely possible to run for president....

  • You look like you want some brownies

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  • Maybe it's both....

  • which ones do you think I missed?

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  • But of course, such based individuals will never be billionaires. Specifically because their basedness precludes them from being psychopathic enough to commit the kind of cutthroat, violent exploitation of tens of thousands of workers' labor inherently necessary to amass such wealth.

  • RIP Brenda

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  • I hope to retire from living at the age of young, hopefully

  • How forgetful of me!

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  • Plot twist: it's a small farm town in the 1980s and the waiter brings you a damn beer like you deserve

  • My Bella needs me

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  • The smolest bean

  • what is your favorite lemmy instance?

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  • You look like you want some brownies

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  • that brownie has a 1000% chance of being the strongest concentration of edible THC you've ever felt in your goddamn life

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    employees aren't motivated by the idea of making money for shareholders

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  • subway is that option for "we are on a roadtrip passing through Assfuck, Idaho and for some reason this town of 750 people has a Subway open at 8:30pm" lol

  • something's wrong, I can feel it

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  • like, do you wear it while you're sleeping even? or just on a charger pedestal

    I do have an old samsung Gear 2 that I don't use anymore. Could use that and skip pairing to my phone. I just don't wear smart watches, because I never wear a watch at all (blue collar industry habits, can't wear any bands that might get caught in moving machinery)

  • something's wrong, I can feel it

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  • notifications do bother, i usually have DnD mode set up to turn on automatically. i'm not quite tin-hat enough to blame the 5g signal waves tho lol

  • something's wrong, I can feel it

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  • ....no?

    I have some big red LCD shit from the 90s that i got out of a box at my parents house lol

  • Just no

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  • Of course theyll pull the first season, how else would the network drive people to go sign up for their separate shitty streaming site that barely works for an additional $9/mo?

    Meanwhile your friendly neighborhood pirate has the first, second, third AND fourth seasons, as well as all the extras and the Christmas special, always available all the time...

  • Dropbox: How to opt out of 3rd party AI partner access to your Dropbox

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  • Step 1: download all Dropbox files Step 2: delete Dropbox account

    The fact that you have to opt out of such an invasive overreach of privacy is asinine and should not be supported.

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    employees aren't motivated by the idea of making money for shareholders

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  • i'm lucky because they don't exist around my part of the world, so I've just never bothered to visit one

    looks like that lifelong streak will remain standing

  • Can't win if you don't play

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  • Or a stock market! Or a 401k investment manager, or...

  • something's wrong, I can feel it

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  • mine has a backup- it's a coin cell to keep the time saved, not to run the alarm.

    i'm sure true rechargeable battery clocks exist that would further solve this problem if I bought one; but that would both require effort to find a good one, and also run against my other boomer habit: being a fucking tightwad lmao

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    Giant Food Companies Are Quietly Ruining Your Favorite Snacks

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  • you can simplify the entire modern economy down to "[corporation] is quietly ruining [object/service/everything]"

    maybe some day people will eventually wake up to the reality that capitalism optimizes the efficient creation of profit, not the efficient creation of quality or quantity of products. in fact producing products or anything of quality is actively inconvenient to the profit motive- which is why you see subscriptions everywhere now.

  • something's wrong, I can feel it

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  • Just keeps me from using the damn thing. Whenever you're in bed you should be sleeping, your brain gets accustomed to that habit of lay down = sleep.

    If you have your phone there while laying in bed and decide to pick it up to scroll lemmy/instagram/youtube/whatever, the stimulation and blue light will make you want to not sleep. Plus you might end up burning two hours of your sleep tine and not realize it....

  • ADHD @lemmy.world
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    Didn't immediately need them = it's not gonna get done lol

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Corny

  • PC Master Race @lemmy.world
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    a nice problem to have

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    it's a puzzling one i'll tell you hwat

  • Cars - For Car Enthusiasts @lemmy.world
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    Behold: Honda's initial prototype of the 4-wheel steering (4WS) system they put into the Prelude

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
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    Former GOP House member's wife said Sen. Markwayne Mullin put his finger in the noses of sleeping members of Congress and their spouses on a trip to Israel

    www.businessinsider.com /sen-markwayne-mullin-picked-noses-of-colleague-and-spouses-in-israel-2023-11
  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    i saved this meme in may of 2020, it has become relevant

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
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    GOP senator challenges Teamsters president to fight during hearing

    thehill.com /homenews/senate/4309080-gop-senator-teamsters-president-nearly-brawl-in-senate-hearing/
  • Engineering @sh.itjust.works
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    The Ingenious Design (and manufacturing!) of the Aluminum Beverage Can

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world
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    Chevron boss says the $300 billion oil giant has changed life on Earth for the better: ‘We’re not selling a product that is evil’

    finance.yahoo.com /news/chevron-boss-says-company-changed-120112176.html
  • Selfhosted @lemmy.world
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    Hetzner server hosting potentially running MITM proxies on hosted servers

    old.reddit.com /r/hetzner/comments/17ccp3i/hetzner_does_run_a_mitm_proxy_in_front_of_my/
  • Privacy Guides @lemmy.one
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    Hetzner server hosting potentially running MITM proxies on hosted servers

    old.reddit.com /r/hetzner/comments/17ccp3i/hetzner_does_run_a_mitm_proxy_in_front_of_my/
  • Ham Radio @lemmy.ml
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    Learning morse code by tracing patterns

  • SNOOcalypse - document, discuss, and promote the downfall of Reddit. @lemmy.ml
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    The conspiracy subreddit is full of anti-LGBTQ rhetoric, despite Reddit rules prohibiting such content

    www.mediamatters.org /reddit/conspiracy-subreddit-full-anti-lgbtq-rhetoric-despite-reddit-rules-prohibiting-such-content
  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    it sucks

  • internet funeral @lemmy.world
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    alone

  • Cars - For Car Enthusiasts @lemmy.world
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    Freshly hot-tanked and decked head for a Toyota 1AZ-FE, 2001 Rav4

  • Starlink @lemmy.ml
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    SpaceX projected 20 million Starlink users by 2022—it ended up with 1 million

    arstechnica.com /tech-policy/2023/09/spacex-projected-20-million-starlink-users-by-2022-it-ended-up-with-1-million/
  • Minecraft @lemmy.world
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    Vanilla Minecraft servers when players explore more than 3 chunks

  • datahoarder @lemmy.ml
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    I just downloaded the entire Classic Chicago Television youtube channel on a whim