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  • Trump Shares Doctored TIME Cover of ‘Low IQ’ Candace Owens: ‘Vile Person of the Year’

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  • Someone needs to make a fake Time cover with something like 'LOW IQ INDIVIDUAL OF THE YEAR!' It needs to go viral, if for no other reason than he's more likely to see it, then. And it'll piss him off. And that'll be good.

  • 1.5 Lovatos

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  • Well, that's ridiculous-looking. It's like her pants were shredded in the wash, but she obstinantly thought, "No! Fuck you! I'm wearing you no matter what I have to do, or what it looks like!"

  • Accelerationism

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  • people will rise up

    The line in the sand as to what's acceptable has been redrawn so many times, if the people haven't risen up by now, they never will. You're stuck with the rancid orange colostomy bag until he either pops his clogs, or chooses to leave.

  • Where do people poo?

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  • Okay, y'know those champagne fountains, where the glasses are stacked like the rolls of paper above ... ?

  • Trump says 'shooter apprehended' after president rushed from White House Correspondents' Dinner

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  • ... he's never had a real one.

  • Gameplay tip

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  • She looks like she has a giant, unruly tongue she's politely trying to push back into her mouth.

  • Benjamin Netanyahu treated for early-stage prostate cancer

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  • There are types that can metastasize very quickly (small-cell carcinoma, for instance). Fuck Netanyahu. He can rot. But you blokes out there of relevant age/family history, don't be complacent about getting tested. It's typically just a blood test to initially find out how things are going. Dr Fingerpound often doesn't even make an appearance.

  • Spain’s ‘greatest matador’ gored by bull in comeback from retirement

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  • Given how the bulls are treated prior to the bullfighting ... good!

  • China Planted 78 Billion New Trees, and Seriously Messed Up Its Water Cycle

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  • That's kind of American, TBH.

  • China Planted 78 Billion New Trees, and Seriously Messed Up Its Water Cycle

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  • That's still 1,695,652,173 trees per year (78,000,000,000/46 years).

    "In all seriousness, how?"

  • World on Track to Have Almost 4,000 Billionaires Within Next Five Years

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  • No. No, I'm sorry, but this will not do. The hoarding of that much money is unacceptable. Eatings must be made.

  • Kash Patel Got Arrested for Public Urination After a Night of Drinking

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  • A new phrase for urinating in the street is being 'Pissed as a Patel'.

  • US officially admits it launched war on Iran for Israel

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  • No wonder Trump nods off so often! It must be exhausting running between Netanyahu and Putin to present his arse.

  • Invent a new digit just to drive people nuts

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  • Pleventeen-Foughty

  • Scientists find a new way coronaviruses can get into human cells— An international team of researchers has identified an East African bat coronavirus capable of entering human cells.

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  • What a world

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  • Knobsters are part of a knob.

  • The moment I see AI I will shoot right away!

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  • They have the palsy, I see.

  • Why is selling hand made whipped cream not a money maker?

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  • Not enough reward for effort. The cost of a tub of cream simply isn't sufficient recompense for the cramping in your fingers.

  • Solved! What is this cylinder I found buried in my backyard?

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  • One of Aquaman's balls. Fell off. Someone put a tap in it, because it's a well known fact Aquaman's balls are full of fresh water. Yes, you'd think seawater, but it's filtered through his swim bladder.

  • Just Post @lemmy.world
    finallymadeanaccount @lemmy.world

    It's curious how Russia can't seem to defeat Ukraine, and the US is having so much difficulty with Iran.

  • No Stupid Questions @lemmy.world
    finallymadeanaccount @lemmy.world

    How would you spell the sound Transformers make when they transform?