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This is like the beach that makes you old. You doubt it, you go there, you ignore the "Beach That Makes You Old" sign, the beach makes you old.

A cogirl is a cogirloid in the category of cogirlfunctors

First, imagine a number in JavaScript. (Bit of a nail biter here, huh?)

 javascript

    
let i = 5

Then, we will construct an incrementor. This is really simple: here is the method.

Make a bracket-string-centric version of eval().

 javascript

    
[]["filter"]["constructor"]("return i+1")()

Reconstruct stringy eval() by using +[] as 0, +!+[] as 1, and implicit conversions as ways to create strings. For example, 'false' is (![]+[]), so 'f' is (![]+[])[+[]].

 javascript

    
[][
  (![] + [])[+[]] + // f
  ([![]] + [][[]])[+!+[] + [+[]]] + // i
  (![] + [])[!+[] + !+[]] + // l
  (!![] + [])[+[]] + // t
  (!![] + [])[!+[] + !+[] + !+[]] + // e
  (!![] + [])[+!+[]] // r
][
  ([][(![]+[])[+[]]+(![]+[])[!+[]+!+[]]+(![]+[])[+!+[]]+(!![]+[])[+[]]]+[])[!+[]+!+[]+!+[]]+ // c
  (!![]+[][(![]+[])[+[]]+(![]+[])[!+[]+!+[]]+(![]+[])[+!+[]]+(!![]+[])[+[]]])[+!+[]+[+[]]]+ // o
  ([][[]]+[])[+!+[]]+ // n
  (![]+[])[!+[]+!+[]+!+[]]+ // s
  (!![]+[])[+[]]+ // t
  (!![]+[])[+!+[]]+ // r
  ([][[]]+[])[+[]]+ // u
  ([][(![]+[])[+[]]+(![]+[])[!+[]+!+[]]+(![]+[])[+!+[]]+(!![]+[])[+[]]]+[])[!+[]+!+[]+!+[]]+ // c
  (!![]+[])[+[]]+ // t
  (!![]+[][(![]+[])[+[]]+(![]+[])[!+[]+!+[]]+(![]+[])[+!+[]]+(!![]+[])[+[]]])[+!+[]+[+[]]]+ // o
  (!![]+[])[+!+[]] // r
]("return i+1")()

Draw the rest of the fucking owl. Final code:

 javascript

    
let i = 5; // haha yay

[][
  (![] + [])[+[]] + // f
  ([![]] + [][[]])[+!+[] + [+[]]] + // i
  (![] + [])[!+[] + !+[]] + // l
  (!![] + [])[+[]] + // t
  (!![] + [])[!+[] + !+[] + !+[]] + // e
  (!![] + [])[+!+[]] // r
][
  ([][(![]+[])[+[]]+(![]+[])[!+[]+!+[]]+(![]+[])[+!+[]]+(!![]+[])[+[]]]+[])[!+[]+!+[]+!+[]]+ // c
  (!![]+[][(![]+[])[+[]]+(![]+[])[!+[]+!+[]]+(![]+[])[+!+[]]+(!![]+[])[+[]]])[+!+[]+[+[]]]+ // o
  ([][[]]+[])[+!+[]]+ // n
  (![]+[])[!+[]+!+[]+!+[]]+ // s
  (!![]+[])[+[]]+ // t
  (!![]+[])[+!+[]]+ // r
  ([][[]]+[])[+[]]+ // u
  ([][(![]+[])[+[]]+(![]+[])[!+[]+!+[]]+(![]+[])[+!+[]]+(!![]+[])[+[]]]+[])[!+[]+!+[]+!+[]]+ // c
  (!![]+[])[+[]]+ // t
  (!![]+[][(![]+[])[+[]]+(![]+[])[!+[]+!+[]]+(![]+[])[+!+[]]+(!![]+[])[+[]]])[+!+[]+[+[]]]+ // o
  (!![]+[])[+!+[]] // r
](
  (!![]+[])[+!+[]]+ // r
  (!![]+[])[!+[]+!+[]+!+[]]+ // e
  (!![]+[])[+[]]+ // t
  ([][[]]+[])[+[]]+ // u
  (!![]+[])[+!+[]]+ // r
  ([][[]]+[])[+!+[]]+ // n
  (+[![]]+[][(![]+[])[+[]]+(![]+[])[!+[]+!+[]]+(![]+[])[+!+[]]+(!![]+[])[+[]]])[+!+[]+[+!+[]]]+ // ' '
  ([![]]+[][[]])[+!+[]+[+[]]]+ // i
  (+(+!+[]+(!+[]+[])[!+[]+!+[]+!+[]]+[+!+[]]+[+[]]+[+[]])+[])[!+[]+!+[]]+ // +
  +!+[] // 1
)()
// no virus i swear. execute arbitrary code in your browser console.

Anyway, that's just everyday JS work. It's like step 5 after resizing the button, but a bit before centering the div.

based on this. _some _translation _methods _done _differently.

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Doesn't anyone here know that the Death Note (1) curses all those who use it with misfortune and (2) will trap your soul in limbo after use?

Nah, I'm good. Tweezers and a matchstick.

Amazing read, thank you for this. Saved

Multipliers, positive reinforcement, and gamified number-go-up. I like it, I'll check it out.

Even more magical is the lossless Zstandard _is _this _a _name _drop?. It does so much stuff, it's awesome!

hella fast compared to similar-leveled compressors (zoom)
no matter the zstd compression level, decompression takes equal time! (ux!)
zstd can use a user-given dictionary, or train its own on a sample set (wowie)
zstd can be used for live compression (compress and decompress as you read and write, not before or after)
- on ram (install more ram??)
- in filesystems (2.5x your disk??)
- saves CPU by not compressing if it's not worth it (efficiency!!)
use ALL the cores!

So kool. lol

Obviously only for important cases, like compiling custom insults into sudo. :)

Did you see Mozart's new concerto?

Everyone's speculating so I'll put in something concrete:

About 3 months ago, r/wholesomememes mods clamped down on karma-farm bots as hard as they could...

causing no new posts to appear for two entire days.

Hey there friends! It’s only been a few days since we started cracking down on the spam bots and excessive reposts that have been plaguing r/WholesomeMemes - and now there is nothing left! --mod

Did somebody say Inferno?

erasure edit: ok nvm, thanks

Getting mangoed and eating a stone.

Interesting, 18 up and 16 down as of this comment. Because this started with ~2 downvotes (the first image had terrible jpeg for a few minutes), we either have

my taste did not land
early downvotes beget more downvotes

this comment is here for notetaking. let's see if i'm a moron or if iambs are stronger than herds.

e4 d197
e5 d196
e6 d195
e7 d194
e8 d193
e9 d192
e10 d191...
e100 d101
exd101 Scandinavian Gambit Accepted

That's an interesting perspective actually

Maybe it's because of who's giving them? If my little cousin gave me an AI Christmas card, I'd be happier than if a stranger gave me one on the street. (Though I'd feel bummed if they didn't even marker in a single custom sentence)

i.e. higher standards of creativity/effort from a stranger than from a family member.

Also the stranger isn't stuffing a tenner in the card lmao

Whoops, typo! Fixed c:

its 3am and i laughed my ass off. why?