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@ hansolo @lemmy.today

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  • 7 Years Dungeon!

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  • The same thing as any tarot spread generator. The meanings are standardized, so ChatGPT isn't actually doing heavy lifting. The Gemini side is not randomly picking cards.

    This was all possible 20+ years ago on a GeoCities website.

  • All men are dangerous

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  • Another version:

    A firing squad executes people. Out of 5 shooters, if only one has a real bullet and 4 have blanks, the execution still happens.

    The firing squad kills people, but it only takes 1 member to define the group.

  • 7 Years Dungeon!

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  • Normalize saying "I asked Baal...I asked Baal-Zebub...I asked my tartot cards..." and acting like they're all fucking equally accurate because they probably are.

  • Tragedy

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  • I meant the ghosts that haunt him!

  • What tv show has the best theme song?

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  • I irrationally love this song, and I know it all by heart. Once a week it pops into my head. I sing it at my cat, who is the scoundrel with a heart.

    I'm happy to know I'm not alone in my curse.

  • What tv show has the best theme song?

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  • For years and years, I think it was NBC sports, would use a portion of the Brisco County theme during transitions. Every time, the nostalgia bullet went straight to the heart.

  • What tv show has the best theme song?

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  • It lasted a season and a half or so, and never got picked up for reruns. The first time Napoleon shows up is worth it all.

  • Cooking challenge

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  • Pineapple upside down panna cotta. Easy day. Can be made with coconut milk, too.

  • What age did you not think you'd make it to and why?

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  • I've very nearly been killed enough times that I genuinely sometimes wonder during occasional beautiful moments if I actually did die years ago, or last time I had full anesthetic. A few times a year, usually.

    This doesn't help answer your question. But your question could be much worse in terms of self-mind fuckery. Don't be like me. Unless I'm in purgatory imagining Lemmy as a way to burn off karma.

  • Tragedy

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  • Boring conversion anyway.

  • Tragedy

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  • Anakin, are the younglings here in the room with us right now?

  • Interest

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  • This is the best answer by far.

    Second best is "independent researcher." Make up the metrics. You produced numerous 20,000 word reports for a small group of peers? Great, I have also barfed up a wall of text at reddit.

  • Go on...

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  • You know what? I love generally terrible pop music, and half this thread are songs I've listened to this week.

    But god fucking dammit, if that Paul McCartney Christmas song comes on, it causes a flight response in me. My body wants me to run away.

    Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go for a run blasting all these bangers.

  • Go on...

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  • Thanks for taking one for the team!

  • 36-year-old left the U.S. for China—now pays $1,000 rent and $100 for groceries for family of 4: It's my 'version of the American Dream’

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  • There's a lot of places that heavily lured digital nomads for a time that ended up pissing off tons of locals when rent went up across the board.

  • PepsiCo Cuts Chip Prices After Losing Over $1 Billion in Revenue

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  • Translation: "YOY revenue is down and we fucked the consumer too hard, and this drop of lube in the form of coupons that steal your data didn't seem to make them enjoy it more. Let's try and recover shareholder value by dong the unthinkable....gulp lowering prices by a tiny bit"

  • Palantir employees are talking about company's "descent into fascism"

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  • Exact thing I was thinking.

    In order to descend, you have to not start out wanting to enable it. Isn't "Empower the evil bastards of the world" their mission statement?

  • wish i wasn't 3 15 years ago

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  • Ooga chaga ooga ooga

  • why am i like this

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  • Wait, not like...OK, maybe a little like that.

  • Discomfort with modern technology shapes Gen Z's desire to live in the past

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  • The thing full of promise turned into the tyrant it swore to never become.

  • Writing @sh.itjust.works
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    Plot Pitch Idea: Veep with Influencers

  • TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name @lemmy.world
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    Pick a TOS Movie and make it a Special Edition

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    I demand a return to the Old Ways

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    In the Green Zone

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    How's South Africa These Days?

  • Political Humor @lemmy.world
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    Huh...I guess they're not all bots. Some of them might just be freelancers LARPing for pay.

  • Buffy the Vampire Slayer @lemmy.world
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    this bussy slays vampies

  • Buffy the Vampire Slayer @lemmy.world
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    I'm old

  • Showerthoughts @lemmy.world
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    Every TV show or movie with a story about rich people doing weird, messed up stuff is probably happening IRL to rednecks in some poduck shitberg town on a smaller scale.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Present your sacrifices to the Corn Maiden!

  • Linux Questions @lemmy.zip
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    What's up with Google Earth Pro in OpenSuse TW? Is this a common occurrence?

  • Cooking @lemmy.world
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    Turkey Tonkotsu Ramen. When the leftovers are better than the first run.

  • Privacy @lemmy.world
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    Understanding _nomap and the Wifi Positioning System

  • Buffy the Vampire Slayer @lemmy.world
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    While in Ghana I commissioned local artists to make a Buffy poster. They did not disappoint.

  • linux4noobs @programming.dev
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    I'm ready to move from Mint and do some Distro Hopping. What's your suggestions on how to best do this from stock Mint 22.2?

  • Fediverse @lemmy.world
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    Best Fediverse platforms to do it all right this time

  • Weird West @lemmy.zip
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    Blues Saraceno's music is peak dark/weird west

    www.youtube.com /playlist
  • Peace Corps @lemmy.today
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  • Privacy @lemmy.world
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    Question about self-hosting SearxNG

  • Privacy @programming.dev
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    Question about self-hosting SearxNG