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  • Why not?

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  • All wise, all powerful, just can't handle money!... George Carlin.

  • Why not?

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  • He knows if your fart is good, so fart good for goodness sake!

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  • Something almost exactly like that happened to me. I bought a house so my money wouldn't be stagnant and didn't wanna live away from my parents yet so I rented it. They totally fucked up everything in it.

  • USA: Court rules automakers can record and intercept owner text messages

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  • I'm in Washington State so I guess it is everywhere.

  • USA: Court rules automakers can record and intercept owner text messages

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  • I got my ballot this Monday and half of the spots to be voted on had only one candidate.... maybe remove that shit from the ballot and add things like..."would you like Toyota to know where you are when you send emails about your period?" That would be useful.

  • USA: Court rules automakers can record and intercept owner text messages

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  • Double you fucking tee eff? Holybonkerslaw Batman! Now what? Can Motorola take pictures of me while I take a shower watching porn?...err, sending emails?

  • Jokes! @lemmy.ml
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    You know your vitamin rich bread right?

  • Jokes! @lemmy.ml
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    they all laughed....

  • What are the worst names you could give a baby boy?

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  • Friends of Mike Oak.

  • What the actual fuck

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  • What do ruzzians do when they know they need to loose a few pounds? They go to war of course! Did you know that a bullet hole can make you loose anywhere between one and fifty pounds? And that's not including the actual brass or lead. Larger motion tends to remove pounds fast! Way fast. Many of the same ruzzians will start with just one and then gather a bunch of weight loss really quickly. Others like to get the one shot and gradually, over a period of several months loose a lot of weight. Like a lot. Some are not even flesh and bones, some are just bones.

  • Biden Wants Arms Deals With Israel to Be Done in Complete Secrecy, Without Congress

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  • Biden is president. Things went my way. But let's imagine that this was how you got lunch.

    Hmm, Josh! I want a hamburger!... okay buddy I promise I'll bring you a hamburger. I'm just going to be your food delegate in the food acquisition team.

    Josh! I want a salad! .. and I want a spoon full of extra virgin olive oil!. Josh I want an apple! Hey Josh can I get some Doritos crushed in a bowl and mixed with jalapeno and chicken nuggets!

    Then Josh goes to the big food acquisition meeting... My team wants a spoon full of extra virgin olive oil!

    Then you wait half an hour and you get a turkey sandwich but you're vegan so you eat the three onion rings.

    70 percent of the office was vegan too, but only 5 of the food delegates were vegan. The other 20 were old timers that have been ordering the food for the past seven years. They like turkey sandwiches. So you get turkey sandwich.

    I hope you enjoy your turkey sandwich 🥪. 😂 LOL. At least it wasn't a lump of lard with a tupee.

  • NSFW

    I'll go study alone in my room then...

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  • Came to say this.

  • Heh

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  • Newton: "FagMad!"

    Coulumb: "Fuckyouare!"

  • MS Edge browser wants really hard to stay

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  • You know, there was a time when people used to go to sears for the good stuff and to Kmart too. Then they screwed up big enough among their competition and now there may be like one or two of those places still open somewhere behind a MacDonalds on a refurbished MatCo truck that used to be a Taco truck too.

    I can't wait for the day Microsoft is finally just some shitty ass UPS truck painted over with their logo still showing a little and three guys in it repairing the last known laptops to ever run windows. I'd adopt a dog just to walk him by and let him pee on the tires.

    Microsoft, you've done everyone wrong too many times one last time.

  • MS Edge browser wants really hard to stay

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  • Wow, that's annoying. I'm gonna hold off for windows 12 when the European union forces Microsoft to not be such an asshole.

  • MS Edge browser wants really hard to stay

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  • MS Edge browser wants really hard to stay

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  • I would!

  • "The kickflip was implied, so I didnt think it was worth mentioning"

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  • Good thing they have a kid at the front. That way you are relatively protected from accidental crashes.

  • LinkedIn Wants Its AI Bot to Help Find You a Job After You Lose Your Job to AI

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  • Thank you for applying to Tacos El Gordo, are you sure you wanna apply using a PDF resume? Here is a link to LinkedIn where you can start your own online account and apply to this job directly good-bye! Contact use at TacosElGordoHR@linkedin.com.

  • AIs can guess where Reddit users live and how much they earn

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  • They used reddit because it has corraled dumb users. Users a no longer around anywhere else in the Internet, just here on social media. And yes, what better place to find dumb users than on reddit!

  • The people who ruined the internet

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  • Pais Ajit? Pronounced "piece of shit". He broke the Internet allowing some traffic to get faster speeds than other such that YouTube can be fast but if you serve your own it's slow.

  • Technology @lemmy.world
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    MS Edge browser wants really hard to stay

    www.theverge.com /22714629/windows-11-microsoft-browser-edge-chrome-firefox
  • Linux @lemmy.ml
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    Why is X.org not suing bird site X.com?

  • Reddit @lemmy.ml
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    If reddit banned you permanently, do you still have the right to be forgotten?

  • Photography @lemmy.ml
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    3D stereography adapter

    mastodon.social /@werefreeatlast/110911439580694705
  • Fuck Cars @lemmy.ml
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    A bunch of automated cars appearently blocked traffic somewhere.

    laserdisc.party /@radicalrobit/110889115910616950
  • Photography @lemmy.ml
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    3D stereoscope

    mastodon.social /@werefreeatlast/110851658671518756
  • Prius @lemmy.ml
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    Steven's Pass on Prius C. 4000ft above sea level.

  • Fediverse @lemmy.ml
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    Google is fucked, long live Fedsrch?

    mastodon.social /@werefreeatlast/109308566600669229
  • Prius @lemmy.ml
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    Update on Headways batteries

  • Prius @lemmy.ml
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    SeniorPrius the Dr Prius opensource app

    github.com /aomanchuria/SeniorPrius
  • Prius @lemmy.ml
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    Looking to upgrade HV battery with HEADWAY 38120 cells

  • Privacy @lemmy.ml
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    What is your favorite password manager?