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  • Came here to say that. Nothing beats a hurdy gurdy

  • You should wait a week in between orgasms to make it more successful. At least I think you are talking about the perineum area. Maybe its just me.

  • Realize that they don't see you as a person, and no amount of logic or reason will change their opinion. You aren't having a spirited debate about the fundamentals or right and wrong. This isn't you face to face with someone, where you may have a chance at influencing them.

    Spend your mental energies on people in real life. The internet is for memes and jokes.

  • Me_irl

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  • Yeah I feel this. I have been driving for 25 years. Started having panic attacks on the freeway lately. Nothing I havent done. No car accidents. My brain just wants to panic for no reason. I may have to start taking the bus and rail... which wouldnt be a bad thing I guess.

  • It is now the truth. Some AI will scrape this and generations will believe it.

  • You need a lot less than you think you do

  • Case in point

  • Made me snort with that one

  • I read something decades ago that still rings true to this day.

    Internet + Anonymity = Fuckwad

  • From Dungeons of Drakkenheim!?

  • Reynauds is a bitch

  • Whenever I play KSP I always try a splash down in the ocean vs a crash down when I come back to Kerbin.

    You don't want to risk it after a long journey somewhere and back. Just splash down in the water.

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    Melania

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  • Well, well, well...

  • They do bite quite a bit

  • Thats what I like about Lemmy. People admit they were wrong and move on. This kind of exchange would never occur on Reddit.

    I apologize if I came off aggressive. I was not fully caffeinated and was still half asleep.

  • I've only been in my field for about 14 years now. I'm afraid it isn't the right time to look, so I'm holding on to my job for the life of me.

  • There's quite literally a community called WorldNews. This didn't fit there.

  • I have a friend in Edinburgh who has been out of work since last June. He is getting desperate.

  • News @lemmy.world

    The job market is so bad, workers now think they have worse odds of finding a role than during the pandemic

    fortune.com /2026/04/10/job-market-pessimism-fed-reserve-covid-pandemic/
  • Good thing I put mine in airplane mode when I first got it and never updated firmware. I load books like its a flash drive.

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    If you saw a mushroom cloud, what would you say?

  • Seattle @lemmy.world

    KIRO has become a propaganda outlet pushing grievance narratives

    mynorthwest.com /john-curley/seattle-contractor-leaving/4217650
  • Fuck AI @lemmy.world

    How I envision people pitching new tech these days

  • World News @lemmy.world

    EU to suspend approval of US tariffs deal

    www.bbc.com /news/articles/c4gwp2me3gzo
  • Seattle @lemmy.world

    VIDEO: 'Shared streets' and what else is on the road ahead for SDOT's safety aspirations, as told to City Council committee

    westseattleblog.com /2026/01/video-shared-streets-and-what-else-is-on-the-road-ahead-for-sdot-as-told-to-city-council-committee/
  • Seattle @lemmy.world

    What’s the best way to avoid the Revive I-5 traffic?

    www.kiro7.com /news/local/whats-best-way-avoid-revive-i-5-traffic/RSAA5UTJU5EX3ERTT7QSMYSSZQ/
  • World News @lemmy.world

    Danish pension fund to divest its U.S. Treasuries

    www.reuters.com /business/danish-pension-fund-divest-its-us-treasuries-2026-01-20/
  • Seattle @lemmy.world

    New City Council Handles Its First Protest

    www.thestranger.com /news/2026/01/15/80421612/new-city-council-handles-its-first-protest
  • Technology @lemmy.world

    Bandcamp bans purely AI-generated music from its platform

    arstechnica.com /ai/2026/01/bandcamp-bans-purely-ai-generated-music-from-its-platform/
  • News @lemmy.world

    Widespread Verizon outage prompts emergency alerts in Washington, New York City

    www.nbcnews.com /business/consumer/verizon-outage-new-york-washington-rcna254050
  • politics @lemmy.world

    Inside Trump's $11 billion health plan to replace "neo-colonial" USAID

    www.axios.com /2026/01/14/trump-foreign-aid-africa-usaid
  • Seattle @lemmy.world

    ICE protest disrupts Seattle City Council meeting

    www.capitolhillseattle.com /2026/01/ice-protest-disrupts-seattle-city-council-meeting/
  • Seattle @lemmy.world

    Office vacancy hits another record in downtown Seattle despite new tech leases

    www.geekwire.com /2026/office-vacancy-hits-another-record-in-downtown-seattle/
  • politics @lemmy.world

    US to suspend immigrant visa processing for 75 nations, State Department says

    www.reuters.com /world/us/us-suspend-visa-processing-75-nations-next-week-fox-news-reports-2026-01-14/
  • Political Memes @lemmy.world

    Me whenever someone brings up being antivax online

  • Seattle @lemmy.world

    Construction crew hits gas line, shuts down road in Seattle’s Eastlake neighborhood

    www.kiro7.com /news/local/construction-crew-hits-gas-line-shuts-down-road-seattles-eastlake-neighborhood/BVTKOMWVFBECXEFRILWBORAS5U/
  • Seattle @lemmy.world

    Revive I-5 work to restart on Ship Canal Bridge, months-long lane closure ahead

    komonews.com /news/local/revive-i-5-work-to-restart-on-ship-canal-bridge-world-cup-affected-traffic-commute-close-public-transit-cars-buses-interstate-highway-delay-alrernate-route-detour-fifa-weather-winter-holidays
  • Technology @lemmy.world

    News: There Were BGP Anomalies During The Venezuela Blackout

    loworbitsecurity.com /radar/radar16/
  • News @lemmy.world

    ‘Super flu’ variant is circulating and raising concern. Here’s what to know about it

    www.dallasnews.com /news/public-health/2025/12/17/super-flu-variant-is-circulating-and-raising-concern-heres-what-to-know-about-it/