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kriz

@ kriz @slrpnk.net

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  • That map is missing Alaska

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  • Big Boy America

  • Tide Of Tactics Is an Upcoming Medieval Strategy Game With Weather, Sieges, and PvP

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  • Wow this sounds amazing!

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    Permanently Deleted

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  • Kill that dog he's trying to destroy the planet save us superheros

  • It's barely a science.

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  • For this reason it seems closer to religion for me

  • Live: Man shot and killed by federal agents in Minneapolis this morning, police chief says"

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  • Only if you are right wing

  • The Congresswoman Criminalized for Visiting ICE Detainees - LaMonica McIver went to tour an immigration jail in her New Jersey district. Now she faces seventeen years in prison.

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  • Get a load of this fascist clown: "A third man, in a checkered blazer and a fedora, introduced himself as the warden"

  • Not me.

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  • I posted this on the toilet. Call me a hypocrite if you must but remember that if you do then YOU are the terrorist.

  • Not me.

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  • Lol

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Not me.

  • With Threats to Greenland, Trump Sets America on the Road to Conquest

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  • Sigh. I'm really sick of the media pretending Venezuela and Palastine aren't countries.

  • After the shooting in Minneapolis, majorities of Americans view ICE unfavorably and support major changes to the agency

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  • Do not change the agency. It cannot be reformed. It MUST be abolished, demand nothing less.

  • Leaders alarmed about fairness of FBI inquest into Minneapolis ICE shooting

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  • Agree

  • no training award

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  • They have training and are doing exactly what they are trained to do. The pig who shot the woman was a firearms trainer himself. It is propaganda that ice or cops need more training, this is just a way to justify increased spending to their departments. No money for ice, abolish ice!

  • Leaders alarmed about fairness of FBI inquest into Minneapolis ICE shooting

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  • Of course they are trying to stop prosecution of this officer, but if public pressure is high enough they can always throw him under the bus as a bad apple. But it is important to remember that he is not a bad apple. This is inevitable when you flood the streets with armed thugs with the goal of terrorizing people. ICE needs to be eliminated, don't let them make this about only one of the thugs.

  • Reverse Holidays

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  • I like it. But the gifts should be wrapped in human flesh for maximum horror.

  • Shitty Life Pro Tip @lemmy.world
    kriz @slrpnk.net

    SLPT: Put your family on a subscription plan this Christmas

  • Shitty Life Pro Tip @lemmy.world
    kriz @slrpnk.net

    SLPT: Email grandmothers for constant cash flow

  • Israel to review reports that troops killed three-year-old in Gaza

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  • It should not be reported that Israel is reviewing this. They always just say they are going to review something to get a headline like this. Israel approves of its massacres.

  • TIL how tall buildings are

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  • This makes thebuildings more impressive to me

  • Shitty Life Pro Tip @lemmy.world
    kriz @slrpnk.net

    SPLT: You can also put a chip reader on your pocket and casually bump into people.

  • SLPT: Google how to do a different crime every single day. That way if you do commit a crime later in life, your search history won't give you away.

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  • Ok google a crime every day AND get a job where you get covered in DNA. Barber yes but also Sewer Cleaner, Pornstar, Body Mopper....

  • SLPT: Google how to do a different crime every single day. That way if you do commit a crime later in life, your search history won't give you away.

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  • "Your honor my client is interested in all kinds of crimes, this has no bearing on this case"

  • Shitty Life Pro Tip @lemmy.world
    kriz @slrpnk.net

    SLPT: Google how to do a different crime every single day. That way if you do commit a crime later in life, your search history won't give you away.

  • Have you ever played an actually fun educational game?

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  • A pirate has stolen all of your gold and run into the cave!

    -chase pirate

    There is no pirate here

    -follow pirate

    There is no pirate here

    -run into cave

    I don't understand that command

    -go in cave

    I don't understand that command

    -walk to cave

    I don't understand that command

    -enter cave

    I don't understand that command

    turns off game

  • Shitty Life Pro Tip @lemmy.world
    kriz @slrpnk.net

    SLPT: Do all your criminal planning while swimming. Less chance of wires or electronic surveillance.

  • Shitty Life Pro Tip @lemmy.world
    kriz @slrpnk.net

    SLPT: Cover your hands with glue and let it dry. You now have the rough hands of a working man.

  • Shitty Life Pro Tip @lemmy.world
    kriz @slrpnk.net

    SLPT: If you are up too late, move your bed to the western most part of your house or apartment.

  • Shitty Life Pro Tip @lemmy.world
    kriz @slrpnk.net

    SLPT: If you buy a new clock or appliance, wait until noon to plug it in so you don't have to bother setting the time.

  • Science Memes @mander.xyz
    kriz @slrpnk.net

    Feces is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

  • Shitty Life Pro Tip @lemmy.world
    kriz @slrpnk.net

    SLPT: Floss can be rinsed and used again, just like your toothbrush

  • Shitty Life Pro Tip @lemmy.world
    kriz @slrpnk.net

    SLPT: Glue a dead wasp to your hand to allow you hit your boss as hard as you want.

  • Shitty Life Pro Tip @lemmy.world
    kriz @slrpnk.net

    SLPT: The name "Super Bowl" is taken, but "Super Plate", "Super Mug", "Super Fork", and "Super Carafe" are all still available to be monetized.

  • Shitty Life Pro Tip @lemmy.world
    kriz @slrpnk.net

    SLPT: Instead of making a big mess ripping out each page you have read of a book, just cross each page out with a marker.

  • Shitty Life Pro Tip @lemmy.world
    kriz @slrpnk.net

    SLPT: If you struggle to understand the lyrics to a song, most likely it's just about heroin.

  • Shitty Life Pro Tip @lemmy.world
    kriz @slrpnk.net

    SLPT: Any cash money given to you when you work a cash register is your money! It was handed over to you! You get to decide how much to keep and how much to give to the business.

  • Shitty Life Pro Tip @lemmy.world
    kriz @slrpnk.net

    SLPT: Need some space? You can yell "Get off my property!" from just about anywhere. Few people ever actually check the paperwork to prove it.

  • Shitty Life Pro Tip @lemmy.world
    kriz @slrpnk.net

    SLPT: Save your burned out light bulbs. Next time you stay at an AirB&B, switch them out for working ones.

  • Shitty Life Pro Tip @lemmy.world
    kriz @slrpnk.net

    SLPT: It's pretty easy to just follow an Amazon delivery van around and get free packages. Make a quick blue vest if you feel nervous to deflect suspicion.

  • Shitty Life Pro Tip @lemmy.world
    kriz @slrpnk.net

    SLPT: Wearing a shirt that says "For entertainment purposes only" in large letters could get you out of legal trouble for your actions