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metallic_substance

@ metallic_substance @lemmy.world

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  • I dug a hole.

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  • Dang man, at least tag nsfw if you're going to be sharing pics of your hole

  • 'Hairdryer used to trick weather sensor' to win $34,000 Polymarket bet

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  • Yeah, it's horrifying and deeply sad to marry gambling (which already creates a fair amount of misery for some) and real-world events that cause human misery. Fuck poly market. It should be regulated out of existence

  • It's been almost a decade and it still feels like I'm committing a crime

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  • Having a panic attack while super high is awful. It's like a regular panic attack, but the sense of dread and lack of control over your thoughts is amped way up. At least that's how it was for me the few times it happened. It's part of the reason I try never to get too baked. I'm good with a single 5mg edible every once and a while. My days of bong rips and blunt rotations are behind me

  • Day 59

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  • I love this one. Really beautiful work

  • Don't blink

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  • PSA for people actually worrying about this: human anatomy doesn't work this way and it can't actually happen. Your human body is capable of much more pernicious things that are much more unspeakably horrible than what you see here. So you should focus on that instead. Cheers 🥂

  • What is a 'social rule' that we all follow but nobody ever actually agreed to?

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  • If he doesn't take the handshake the only appropriate thing to do is to wait outside the bathroom, follow him to the parking lot and then follow him home. Once you learn his address, you can start learning his routines and the routines of his family. There are many options at this point, but the one I recommend is applying for a job where he works. The next step could take a long time, potentially years. Work your way up the ladder. Take night classes to fit the roles you're applying for internally, and dedicate yourself to the job. Delay finding "the one" and starting a family like you've always dreamed of. Nothing matters but the job. Bide your time and when you finally are promoted to this man's boss, on your first day, offer a handshake. Of course, he won't deny you. Relish this moment. Feel the warmth of his hand I yours. Smile and say "was it really that hard?" When he gives you a quizzical look, laugh it off like it was a joke. You want to call it there, but you're in too deep. You're making nearly 300k a year in salary and commissions and you have a clear shot at EVP if you play your cards right. Your lifestyle has changed and you have an expensive mortgage, a boat payment for a yacht you don't have time to take out, and a number of women half your age that you spend what little free time you have with wining and dining. They have expensive tastes. You tried coke recently and you really like it. It makes your job so much easier because you need to be "on" all the time and you haven't been sleeping well, but you've discovered that if you do just exactly the right amount, you can perform at peak. You have it totally figured out.

  • The Free Market Lie: Why Switzerland Has 25 Gbit Internet and America Doesn't

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  • What a terrific summary. Thank you

  • Trump says gas prices 'not very high' as most U.S. voters blame him for price spike

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  • Yeah, but that's in euro-dollars, or whatever you call them over there. Who even knows how much that is in real dollars? (I honestly wish I could claim /s on this, but this is literally how most Americans would see it)

  • I just learned this today.

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  • Jury finds Live Nation/Ticketmaster is illegal monopoly that overcharged fans

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  • I repeat, THIS IS NEWS ABOUT SOMETHING BEING DONE ABOUT IT. Please, please read the article. You're complaining about ticketmaster, and they are being punished for their bad behavior. What more do you want?

  • Jury finds Live Nation/Ticketmaster is illegal monopoly that overcharged fans

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  • Yeah, but this is news of something being done about it. Why in the world is that not something to celebrate? All you're doing is spreading negative, naysayer BS

  • Jury finds Live Nation/Ticketmaster is illegal monopoly that overcharged fans

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  • Yeah, basically. Fuck ticketmaster, both as a lover of music and a hater of greedy assholes

  • Men with higher IQs are less conservative, study finds

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  • Disregarding peer reviewed data is even worse I'd argue

  • Men with higher IQs are less conservative, study finds

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  • Lead paint I'm guessing

  • Did a small Cleric today

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  • Looks great! Excellent job

  • [Image] How many products does Microsoft have named 'Copilot'?

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  • Microsoft can copilot my weiner

  • Bad timing.

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  • The boomerest of humor

  • Enigmatic

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  • No house key?

  • Cuddle time

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  • Missed opportunity for a cuttlefish joke

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    What's going on with the lemmy world and ML infighting

  • Buy Sell Trade @lemmy.sdf.org
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    Massive Fucking Banana, $400

  • Everyday Carry. What essentials do you carry on a daily basis? @sopuli.xyz
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    My simple EDC

  • Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world
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    Lemmy users who created a profile with an actual picture of yourself (and maybe even use your real name), why did you decide to do that?